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Where I speak to Dr Oaken's first wife

It's me again. Daedalus. Founder and owner of Bardfinn lore. Curator of the Bardfinn archives. I bring you another round of dirty Bardfinn secrets. Took a while but she did take two months to reply to me. Some screenshots are out of order. Yeah I know, fake and homo etc can't please you all. Enjoy

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>6'4

Shortcels when they read that Bard can be this much of a dumb loser and still have chicks 'mirin

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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This girl sounds pretty funny and didn't take his shit. Wonder how he managed to bag her. Funny she booted him out within 6 months of marriage.

Speedrunning, etc

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Take a closer look at the profile pic. 10px by 10px and you can still tell she's :marseyobese:

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Idk I googled her name and she's pretty attractive, at least titty wise

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rdrama scrotes proving again they have no standards whatsoever :marseysigh:

This is her on LinkedIn btw so I didn't purposefully find out an ugly image

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Looks like a different person than the one I found:marseyshrug:

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post here pls

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She is definitely too cute for Tardfinn.

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Shut the frick up it has NOT been a whole half hour

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:marseybooba: would

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hmmm this thread is a little too neurodivergent for me

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He's very tall and masculine. His personality probably didn't become a problem until they moved in together.

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True, he's got a American Dad chin

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I now will ship penny x @Grinchnny . Chocolate women can't resist the chad white benis

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imma face the fates of heck before i fyck bardfinn bb

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The only thing I learned from this story is bardfinn heightmogs me...

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6'2 and still got heightmogged by bardfinn its over for me as well. But at least its in line with the giant mtf meme

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Did she also include peepee size? Bards packin more heat than 90% of the site I’m guessing.

It’s over for dramacels.

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>Giant donger

>6'4

>I'm a lady

It's just sad tbh.

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idk why people are surprised, he's like the poster child for delusional AGP hulk but before that it just means tall masculine weirdo which will still pull some chicks

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6'4 maxxing is too OP :#marseydepressed::#marseydepressed:

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>6'4

:marseypass:

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Please edit the first picture to remove the last name and place of work, r-slur


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:#derpthumbsup:

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Thank you :marseylove:


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:#marseyjannypat:

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:#marseykingcrown: perfect, was looking for this

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don't worry no one will contact your family.

>Posts records to rdrama.

:#marseyparty1::#marseybruh2::#marseyparty1:

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And a grand total on noone contacted Sarah. She didn't message me at least

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You're like 30 minutes in r-slur

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He posted stuff from her like two months ago when we learned about :marseybikechainincident:, this is the second drop

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:#marseybrainlet::#marseybrainlet::#marseybrainlet:

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On which note: mind sending me the deets on the bike chain incident? Not up to scratch on my BF lore

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Well, just that. He locked his stepson in a cupboard because he cleaned a bike chain in a sink

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That's one of the most normal things I've heard about this creature.

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I thought it was a closet and a potty

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:#marseybikechainincident:

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His 6 year old son got his bike chain dirty and tried to wash it in the potty, Penny then screamed at him and locked him in a closet and bragged about it on facebook

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What's her address?

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>post her occupation and name

>anyone can contact her employees

:marseydisagree:

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This is going to make things all the more uncomfortable when he anheros and blames rdrama.

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Another weird one, he wanted to create a new answer to the Yes/No question called Mu. It mean your question is based on false assumptions so it is not a valid question I can answer

Believable and also pathetic. Trans lives matter.

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Hence his obsession with "bad faith"

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Bad faith means "your facts and conclusions are correct but I think you're an butthole so therefore you're still wrong."

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I mean not really, maybe in bards case but not in reality.

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In every [insert online forum here] admin/mod conversation, this is always what it means

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I've literally never seen it used in any different way.

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>moo

:marseylolcow:

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that's a buddhist thing. definitely not something steve came up with

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(negative)

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Mr penny invented Buddhism chud

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Mu may be used similarly to "N/A" or "not applicable," a term often used to indicate the question cannot be answered because the conditions of the question do not match the reality. A layperson's example of this concept is often invoked by the loaded question "Have you stopped beating your wife?",[23] to which "mu" would be the only respectable response.[24]

:marseyreading::marseyshook:

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Zen is not buddhism.


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Its jap shit, so its basically all the same.

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Zen is chinese


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Slant eye is slant eye

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rood


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is too

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is not


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LOL he wanted a new word for "bad faith"

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Yeah that is absolutely on brand.

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tbh while I wouldn't use 'mu' lol I can understand how fricking annoying it is to be asked loaded questions all the time

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... new answer to a yes/no question. Mu

It meant "your question is based on faulty assumptions, so it is not a valid question I will answer"

Holy shit that's bard alright

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People gotta start responding to his Reddit posts with mu

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:mysides:

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:#thistbh:

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time to make an account “mumumarseysneed1488”

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That might be too subtle

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s*x number

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Go back to reddit.

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🔥🔥🔥

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What else would a lolcow say but "mu"?

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:marseylolcow: MUUUUUUUUU

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Great detective work fam

:marseycolombo:

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There will be more. Next up, his second wife. Probably after Christmas

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My favorite bit was him getting mauled by a feral cat

:#marseyclawpedo:

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Mauled by Marsey

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I need to believe that the cat was orange.

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https://rdrama.net/h/marsey/post/129676/bardfinns-first-marsey-encounter-marseywitchtriggered

@useragent13

meant to ping you to TY for inspiring this post months and months ago baybeeee

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 29 minutes and 04 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 176 mentions

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Why don't you just upload the fricking screenshots using the 'image' tool in the post weirdo because none of these links are working? ERR_TIMED_OUT doesn't excite me.

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Because i didn't think of that. Give me few minutes

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the images work. dont listen to that r-slur

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They definitively timeout from here but maybe we're IPrange blocked because I'm in a place where a lot of shenanigans originate

CBA to string up a VPN to confirm

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Maybe photoshop a few of them together as well so the post doesn't contain a million images.

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Just use an imgur gallery

Or any image site gallery

One image = one url like is 1995

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If I get time later and I do it before you do I will try to upload everything as a single readable picture

Do you have this button when you do a screenshot? It lengthens the shot and scrolls down

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There’s a screenshot tool called “Snagit” that will automatically scroll and create screen shots.

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If we're asking for miracles, maybe also crop out the keyboard taking up half the screen in every picture


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Great way to start the new year for her lol.

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You're doing great work man, <3

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