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Dramatard offers medically assisted suicide to twittard whose crippling depression prevents them from cutting veggies, gets called out on being (((neurodivergent)))

https://twitter.com/camarsey/status/1600974355441520640

Come dogpile!

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Holy shit this is a fantastic roundabout way of telling someone to keep yourself safe while getting around the automatic Twitter filters. Beautiful work.

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She’s eating the bait!!

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baiting autists is cheat mode

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But being (((autists))) is fine

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Everybody needs a cheat day now and again

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I will never forget when I came back from vacation and my flat mates forgot to throw away baking paper with whatever they were baking on it. I opened the oven and there were millions of phorid flies inside. I never used that oven again.

Does this guy live in a special home for speds?

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Imagine the smell.

I once took a weekend to visit my parent's house and unbeknown to me one of the eggs on the latest carton I bought was broken, when I came back the whole apartment smelled rancid and there were maggots crawling around my kitchen :#marseysick:

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So business as usual then?

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I was usually pretty decent at keeping clean, except for the edges where the roof/walls meet. There lived my spiderbros who kept my apartment mosquito-free during the summer :m#arseywholesome:

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I love my spiderbros as long as they stay up in their corners, but when I catch them strolling through my apartment at night they get flattened. I'm basically running a selective breeding program for spiderbros who stay out of my way.

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>be me, spiderbro

>Spider sis on the other corner is hungry, hadn't prey in weeks

>she went on a journey to a new place

>200lbs whatastory strolling around

>PrayingWith6Legs.webp

>He looks at me and then into the open corner of spider sis

>Screeching unsure.

>TRAMPLES Like a sumoringer through the house.

>"Found you!"

>Thermonuclear slap

>To this day I starve and freeze in my corner.

>God won't save me

>:marseydeadinside3:

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the lord giveth the lord taketh away

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Same. That apartment also had it's own ecossystem. I once saw a gecko so big I thought it was a lizard at first glance. It was bulking on my spiderbros :#marseylifting:

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:marseychonker2:

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My man if one broken egg can attract a kitchen full of maggots over two days it's not the egg that's the problem.

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Who said anything about a kitchen full? Also I live in a tropical country, so I'll let you imagine how hot it was there..

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:marseydizzy: Aw God, maggots are the worst

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one time the chicken feed got wet and damaged and it was full of maggots

the chickens were very happy, and they made happy cooing noises

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Mmmm bacon bits

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While grabbing wiggling maggots isn't very fun I still think the smell is the worst part:m#arseysniff:

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He's a rentcel so yes

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Reported by:
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(((neurodivergent)))

Twitter has an antisemitism problem. I hope she gets reportmaxxed.

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We all know what neurodivergent is code for

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Depressioncels :marseydepressed: be seething at MAIDchads :marseymaid2:

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Come dogpile!

i can't i'm in twitter jail :(

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It constantly happens to all of us weekly lol. Is there a way to make a group message on twitter for us to frick w people?

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:marseyupvote2:

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76 Marsey accounts and one Bussy Connoisseur hmmmmmm

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:#marseysneed:

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That's a good troll idea indeed. You simultaneously mock both the law and the depression whiner

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:#marseyterrydavis:

Snapshots:

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