my wife posted a picture on FB of our kids, me, and her and her partner

Ugh, of course there had to be kids involved. I'm generally very live and let live about this kind of stuff but mixing a poly lifestyle with kids is child abuse. I'd bet $100 that one of the wife's boyfriends will end up abusing or molesting one of those children.

Good grief. Take a stroll down the comment histories of those people, if you dare.

What the actual FRICK is your signature? jesus christ

At least his dad didn't respond with 🤣 like he should have.

>my wife posted a picture on FB of our kids, me, and her and her partner.

Imagine growing up and when you're like 5 yo suddenly some random dude comes in the picture. All right, whatever. Then you turn 12-13, the dude may still be there or maybe there is a different one. Maybe the relationship is closed again. You suddenly realize what happened: your father is a pathetic cute twink and your mom's a whore and all this is public info now. The glowies should probably just put any male children these 'people' have on watchlist now, just to be safe.

Makes sense. Reasonable response. It's about having a harem not my wife's boyfriend.

Has his dad considered a really late term abortion yet?

jeez there's so much to unpack in this sub

I came out to my dad and half my family as poly when he cam down to visit my grandma and we did dinner together. I alllllways have my anchor partner with me but I said hey can I bring my new gf to dinner and everyone was fine with it. Apparently they all thought I broke up with my other gf but when I showed up with 2 girlfriends AND they were holding eachothers hands because my new gf was scared of meeting my family, the whole family started asking a lot of questions and everyone started making jokes about how maybe THEY need to try out being poly because they would frick multiple people 🙃 I got supper uncomfortable with that topic because I don't EVER date someone because of s*x and they made it into something disgusting 🥲 and I had to explain Polyamory and how it doesn't need to be s*x related and how I'm asexual and stuff and it was a stressful day

No pictures, but I have to brag.

Background: she's been a hotwife for about three months. She has one side piece she sees weekly, and a couple guys she chats with regularly, but hasn't met up with yet.

Last night she went out for dinner with some friends, and maybe some bar hoping. Well, it turns out that yes, there was indeed bar hopping, with all the Rum and Cokes. She ended up meeting up with a guy she chats with, since he was rolling through town after work. She went to his car and made out with him, along with some inappropriate touching. This was the first time meeting him, and she was with Co-workers, so she couldn't do anything else. It was a quick five minute encounter before she had to join back with her friends.

At the end of the night, as it turns out, it was just her and a guy from work left. They're good friends, with some light flirting in the past. They end up dancing and kissing. He offered her a ride home and she said yes and offered to suck his peepee in return, he obliged, like any smart man would. She sucked his peepee for a good amount of time, but unfortunately he never came, as he smoked too much weed and had a small case of whiskey peepee.

She came home, told me all about it, and of course I was so turned on that I had to make sure she finished off her night by finishing me off. I didn't last more than a minute (she's amazing at sucking peepee).

I'm so lucky to have a wife that will make out with men, suck their peepee, and then come home to suck my peepee. I love sloppy seconds!

>u/doublejaw

Redditors seem convinced that it's simple reality that women gets more reactions on straggot dating apps:

If men could just pause for a hot second and consider their luck on online dating Vs their gfs they'd think twice about suggesting poly and remember that women have a higher percentage of offers than they ever will, even if those women are average and he's better looking.

There's actually a well-known "poly" story somewhere on Reddit of a man who suggested opening his relationship to his "not even that good looking gf who is a little overweight" and he couldn't find anyone while his gf was finding everyone . He absolutely hated it! But everyone in the comments let him know what's good...

Found it: https://jezebel.com/dudes-demand-for-an-open-relationship-backfires-spectac-1578409074

Just imagine the seethe on Reddit if a woman had insisted that they should each earn, keep, and spend their own money -- and then the dude laps her in earnings. She complains online that he's buying fancy things for himself that she can't afford. I'd love to see someone run the same playbook of portraying her as arrogant for expecting she'd end up on equal footing.

Here's Jezebel on the dude getting lapped by his girl on the apps:

You'd think this would occasion some soul-searching and perhaps enlightenment. NOPE. Angry at the "unfair" turn this open relationship has taken (he really uses the term unfair! as though functional open relationships were about scorecards!), this very frustrated dude now wants advice on how to "close" the relationship again.

Not saying any of this is fair to anyone, just pointing out the double standard depending on which gender gets dealt the shitty hand by reality.

I'm queer as frick AND poly. My family already knows that I give 0 frick about cutting them out of my life as soon as they show the slightest disrespect. Therefore no one said shit lol. My aunt even told me she had an open relationship with her husband. They know I'm having a kid too.

They always brag about how they have shitty relationships with family. These dudes will be 40 and washed up, crawling back to their families while they are unmarried and still have no structure. The nieces/nephews will have been warned to stay away from him.

What makes this guy your dad? That he donated the sperm? Did he endear himself to you as a father figure? Or is he the guy who jizzed in your mom?

YOUR DAD IS JUST SOME DUDE THAT JIZZED HIS SPERM INTO YOUR MOM!

NOW GO LET OTHER MEN JIZZ THEIR SPERM INTO YOUR WIFE!

I wonder if they made him wear a maids dress along with a butt plug and chastity cage while he was cleaning?

Absolute cuckoldry. Have some self-respect, loser. Letting another man frick your wife is bad enough, but letting him come round and cook for you? Pathetic.

Highest testosterone /r/polyamory user

Protip: real life is not your coomer fetish subs. Your parents do not want to hear about any of the weird s*x shit you do.

From his comment history:

Perhaps the dude just has a different shape, and hits spots yours doesn’t?

My wife has never orgasmed via penetration for me, but has with her other partners. Doesn’t make me less then, just different. Do I wish I could? For sure! But my thang doesn’t do that thang.

https://old.reddit.com/r/s*x/comments/yy0z6b/_/iwsugde/?context=1

Same here! My wife is Ethically Non-Monogamous. I do not date. I have no interest in it and I think it’s awesome when my wife does.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Bumble/comments/t5788m/_/hz57n7j/?context=1&sort=controversial

You literally cannot make this shit up. This dude’s wife is getting raw dogged by Jamal on the daily while she leeches off his income. The sheer lack of self-respect this man has for himself is astounding

🤮

Redditors posting their Ls

When this soyboy came out to his dad he probably supported his son because he thought his son was banging multiple women instead of letting his girl monkey branch.

Now the dad finds out the truth and is disappointed.

Why dont these guys ever bang multiple women when they claim to be poly?

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

People really love finding new ways of stealing gay ppl's struggles, don't they?

Noooo, my parents don't accept me for who I am!

What, are you homosexual?

No I'm poly!!