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Gigachad doctor :marseydoctor: dunks :marseydunkon: on foid so hard she's still sneeding :marseysneed: 11 years later

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/zibcue/one_time_i_went_to_my_doctor_for_birth_control 

								

								

									
									
I remember (old person here) right before high school my summer school health teacher while teaching reproduction saying the best birth control is an aspirin-- you hold it between your knees.
My grandma told me the same thing, put aspirin between your legs, but I thought she was giving me a secret abortion trick. Was awkward for her to have to explain she meant I should just keep my legs closed.
>secret abortion trick 
:#marseygoodnight::#marseygoodnight::#marseygoodnight::#marseygoodnight::#marseygoodnight:


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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OMG!! He should be reported to the licensing board for that behavior!
I wish I knew that was even an option then. At the time, I was just horribly ashamed of myself.
It's not too late to report it. If he's still in practice that would make a great (pseudonymous) online review, too.
I honestly don't even remember his name now but I wish I did!!!
>hello mr license board? yes, i'd like to report a 11 year old dunk from a doctor whose name i no longer remember

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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I'm gonna repoooort

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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These women really believe he will lose his license based off of an overweight woman’s complaining…

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Complaining about saying the best BC is not having s*x... Which is true...

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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iirc Birth control becomes ineffective once a birth-having person achieves a certain mass, so the asprin thing mightve been the last option available for the doc to reccomend.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Holy shit forgot about that. Fatties really can't stop getting lower in my mind

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Yeah unfortunately for them physicians are virtually totally protected unless they actually commit crimes.   No health system would even discipline them for these stupid complaints out of fear the physician would leave.  They are just too valuable and as for the board lmao.  It would take actual crimes to consider approaching the board and even then there have been doctors with GROSS negligence that took years to lose their license.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Whitecoats are the ruling class of burgerland.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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We've allowed riots and thousands of murders so that we could hold cops even more accountable for their actions.  It's kinda convenient that nobody during that time has wanted doctors or lawyers held accountable. :marseythonk:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Hello mr licensed board. I would like to report a doctor for telling me I cannot get pregnant if I do not have s*x. Yes, I would like to report him for sexism and bigotry. Hello? Hello? License board? Hello?

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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