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To the people who keep telling me I suck at drawing hands... YES!
I can draw hands but not as good as other artists. But, I do try my best. (T^T)
Aww, but he's so cute! Who wouldn't want to date a guy with a face like that (T^T)
She looks scared
context at what you said to make this kind of reaction come up? lmao
Yeah, I wasn't thinking straight due to anxieties. It is covid season after all.
What exactly was her reply btw. I read up a bit on the comments section and couldn't find it but more confession stories.
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well that is a cute school story from an average child that plays genshin I am sure they will grow and learn fro-
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Imagine being so goddarn ugly that a girl you've been having lunch with while bonding over a mutual interst over 8 months starts crying and complains to hr over your "confession".
Couldn't be me though I don't play genshin impact
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Holy shit its literally this meme come alive
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got a sensible chuckle out of me
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Mad lad shouldβve sent this back when he got the memo from HR
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Brutal as frick. I feel so bad for truly ugly guys.
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Imagine talking like this as an adultβ¦. Japan has officially done more damage to the US than we have ever done to them
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They did that with HFCS alone. Everything that followed has just been egregious, like stomping on a guy's head after you put him on the ground.
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Wait the japs are behind the syrup?
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A Japanese scientist originally isolated fructose from fruit before it was mass produced yes
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Drop another one tbh, only fair. More fitting though made be to drop a bunch of fatties on a city from terminal velocity
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The problem isnt fructose, the problem is burgers lack of self control
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Well more like proximity to lots of corn to pull syrup out of. If you've paid attention being disgustingly fat is pretty common and he only mitigating factors I can see from other samples are being too poor to overeat slop and smoking because smoking makes you think for reasons.
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Yup.
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You really need to read the denko story if you find this amusing
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I take back what I said, Japans anime attack was a kamikaze strike
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I thought it got proven as a fake story? Idc either way, shit is absolutely entertaining considering there is plenty of groomercord/twitter/insta logs posted here of people acting similar
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Is that the one where a guy pesters some girl he likes a zillion times?
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https://gymkaki.com/threads/the-denko-saga-full-version.4671/
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I refuse to believe Denko happened a decade ago.
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Frick, that's a trip back through memory lane (Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯`)
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stupid fricking hamster face
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Best part that probably some giga obese r-slur who told a giga obese r-slur hole he likes her but he draws her as cute hole
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Oh so sheβs tsundere.
She will be mine
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not like this...
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Afraid? Thats kinda based
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The use of word "confessed" makes me think instead of simply going "Hey wanna go to drink somewhere this week?" or "Hey are you free tonight" He went "Good day my love. I must be frank with you i absolutely adore you and I want you to bear my children"
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I read the entire post and there's still a massive gaping hole in context and information that explains everything. What you said has to be the explanation but it kills me Ill never know.
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Keep asking him. He seems eager to share his L.
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Im not making a reddit account
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Itβs called love loser ever heard of it? Itβs supposed to blindside people you only have a transactional relationship with at work.
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Lads listen to me when I say thereβs never a point in time where youβll ever need to confess to a girl, just donβt do it
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Lads, listen to me when I say this guy is full of shit. There's definitely a point in time when you'll need to confess to a girl, and that's when you've done something wrong. If you don't confess, she'll find out eventually and you'll look like a lying douchebag. So just do it and get it over with.
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Why do weebs insist on using these bastard translations in daily life? Why do they insist mangas keep using them? In English you don't fricking confess to people.
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Upmarsey
my post 
if you're going 
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Now i don't want to.
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Pwease
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Already did nerd.
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Considering she cried got HR invioved and drew her as a loli he may have actually been confessing to a crime.
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Noelle isn't a loli.
She's a slave.
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I don't play Genshin but he drew her with titty plate, doesn't seem very loli to me.
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right haha it's supposed to be "profess" but either why i hope xe does the ol' Cope 'n Rope
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You could confess or profess your feelings to someone depending on the context, but you'd never just confess or profess to someone without the explanation of what.
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the way he types makes me think hes esl or neurodivergent, maybe both.
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The idea of someone learning English using anime translations is horrifying to me.
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Now imagine how the japs feel when some weeb gets his entire vocabulary from anime
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Oh man, you should check Latin America
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Because they consume enormous amounts of japanese highschool anime where the entire thrust of the story leads up to a final 'confession' as the conclusion.
They literally don't have any other frame of reference for relationships and love beyond this stunted japanese vision of forever pining after your highschool years when there was the unrealized/unspent potential to not be a complete loser.
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It's really sad, I know some guys who blew their chances with girls by using these anime-isms and weirding them out.
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That's all fine and normal, it's the phrasing I don't understand. It's just the remnant of a bad translation yet weebs insist they keep using it. Sort of like the weebs that insist on honorifics being kept through the translation. It's like they want to be obsessed with minutia of Japanese culture that have absolutely no value.
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There's traditionally a heavily taboo nature to japanese sexuality so in someways it may well be a confession of cultural sins.
Sure, nerds want to know every little nook and cranny of the thing they're obsessed with. Look at Star Trek nerds and the wondrously useless things they have memorized like a human dictionary.
Anime is made by the Japanese and most often set in Japan so they gather a lot about japan by osmosis, but Anime is a commercial industry mainly aimed at kids so there are large artistic and realistic swathes it never even gets near touching. Watching every saturday morning cartoon would hardly make someone well versed in American culture; there's similar dynamic here, the industry is just larger and more varied.
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You come out of the closet
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If you talk like a Chinese cartoon dub in reality it's too late for you. I always assumed peers were supposed to bully this stupid shit out of people in childhood, but someone dropped the ball.
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IIRC in Japan it's increasingly uncommon too. It feels so neurodivergent and weird, why would you impose that on someone instead of just asking them out like a normal person?
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ASMR videos did this.
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Dang.... Sperg nerd got crushed.
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Hmm, today I will post a personal
in bideo game subreddit
Why would anyone do it?
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Gee I wonder
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Hey you know what this guy seems really neurodivergent but I am coming out of this one hating women instead.
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Nah. He had to have said something that sent her that far. He has been around her for months so either she was tolerating him on some level before this and this was the final straw or he said some creepy straggot shit that made her think she would be found dead in an alley somewhere.
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Hmm I'm still going to press the button though.
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Or she's one of those 'ugh, why do men???' types entirely raised on tiktok and online 'feminism' who believes that a man interacting with you as a woman in any situation aside from literally standing alone at a bar holding a 'talk to me' sign is tantamount to r*pe.
It's a big assumption that people will be rational these days.
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If some fat workplace foid confessed to you like this, you would laugh at her and tell your friends over drinks, but never snitch to HR. 100% foidshit, dudes rock
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His post history is amazing, he has some sister issues as well
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If he talks even remotely like that in real life
then 
I completely udnerstand the foid. He talks like he learned English 
entirely from anime 
dubs and radio 
shows from the 1950s
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Unholy amount of autism
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The only thing I got from the story was she should have bullied him more
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She got the early part down, she just forgot the often part.
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If you're talking about the sentence he supposedly said, he was 8 then. It's not that weird
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Oh you mean his whole manner of speech in the comment
I thought your whole issue was
This past, which does sound like something an 8 year old would say
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i can fix her
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look at this weird drawing he did of his genshin waifu literally coming out of the screen to comment on his virginity
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more like
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Telling some you like them being referred to as a "confession" is one of my least favorite weabisms.
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I should start blaming covid for just any r-slurred awkward shit i do
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Dad sounds Tedpilled
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Never be in a room with a bio-foid.
I don't mean "be in a room alone," just don't be in the same room ever.
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If there's even a single breathing foid in a 100km radius from you at any point in your day you need to rethink your life choices
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If you confess too someone you're either a fricking loser or a criminal trans lives matter
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How are they still posting and upvoting this """joke""" in almost 2023
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Snapshots:
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To the people who keep telling me I suck at drawing hands... YES!:
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Horrified would be the proper word for it, I think.:
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I just confessed that I like her and that we have a lot in common and should hangout sometime over dinner at a restaurant....:
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Maybe I should make a prequel to the post for context, but I dunno if people would take my word for it as some people in the comment section says that I'm an idiot. I never wanted this post to get the likes it has or the comment section blowing. Some of my posts are usually reflections of the mood and emotion I'm having of a particular day, a way of coping with life's stress. I don't want to take any anti-depressant drugs or cigarette smoking as my father would say: "Always tire yourself like heck to get the emotions out of your head." I dunno if some people will be able to read this comment, but at least you might, I'm unable to read all the comments (T^T). I think I posted a comment earlier about the post being my first real controversial post on the internet.:
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this is the neurodivergent after the encounter
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confessed what
to murder? r*pe? being a secret train?
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Didn't you already make a post about this before?
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Probably
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