I think everyone who helps edit the guide should receive badges for their contribution. This was inspired by the post pushing for bounty hunters to get badges.
As of posting, @Dahl_Fook
@Kellere31
@jackie
@fartbinn
@Wizdumb337
@Unironicdramadebater
@Gibberish
@BosnianProstitute
@HetsAreFeds
@janniejihad and
@Proctologist have all made a contribution, and are eligible to become editors once the draft is finished.
If you want to become an editor and potentially get a badge, simply gift me 300 dramacoin, and you'll be sent the guide a day before everyone else, with permission to suggest edits.
Remember, this is more than just a pibble killing guide. This is an effortpost guaranteed to make people seethe, if posted on reddit, facebook, twitter, etc.
Newest Contributors: @Sneed
@SoyJackKennedy
@SaveUsUncleTed
@UraniumDonGER
@kapindra
@SnappyIsMyWaifu
@KissingerFanBoy
@drama_enthusiast
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This is classist towards people like me who don't even have 100 dramacoins.
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Didn't you give away 5,000 dramacoin?
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Gave you some
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Done with chapter one. Chapter 2 will be about shot placement. Chapter 3 will be about dog identification.
Any other things you guys would like to see included?
Also, I've been listening to this on loop while writing this. Check it out
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How to cause maximum pain via torture.γ €
I have a cabin in the woods.
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I know you're joking, and I don't advocate torture of animals.
That being said, just know where major arteries and organs are, and shoot everywhere but there. I know knee and shoulder shots are common torture methods.
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Good
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Identifying when the dog is about to go into attack mode.
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This, and the risk of seeming kitty, maybe evasion and deescalation tactics.
Also maybe simple instructions to give to your children or girlfriend to increase their chance of survival in case of an encounter.
Breeds one should get that are actually peaceful until provoked and might fight one of those monsters off.
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This will absolutely put you on numerous lists
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Don't worry, there's a disclaimer at the beginning that any illegal activities described are pure fiction and meant for entertainment.
Will definitely hold up in court.
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Just say it's all about your Minecraft world to throw off the
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Share a snippet
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Do you have a playlist for pibbie hunting? Maybe we can start a shared spotify playlist
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I'd love to give you 300 coins, but then I'd lose my #20 spot on the leaderboard
hard choices....
What im saying is, please upvote this comment so I can afford the dono
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Hey sweaty, you just used one of my marseys, and I am very glad to see that. Unfortunately, as an artist it is hard to make ends meet, so each use of my marseys no costs you a small fee of 200 dramacoins. Please send them till tomorrow morning. Thank you for supporting the most oppressed minority (marsey artists) π₯°
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Oh sure, your money is in the mail
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Didnt know they made physical dramacoins already
Day of the drama fiatcurrency is apporaching fast it seems.
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Gay.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Frick off straggot
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I think you're confusing me for
@Straggot.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Straggot supremacy
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Hope I get an honorary mention for my artwork helping the cause
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Of course
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Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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That would be terrible in the case of a pibble attack
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Frick them dogs
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White foid detected
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I have donated my 300 dramacoin to the noble cause.
I believe this is necessary to protect the children.
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> paying precious internet dollarydoos to put your name on a "how to kill your neighborhood pet" guide
uhhh, I'm terribly busy at the moment and for the entirety of the foreseeable future
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Actually he's like a real life superhero (but less gay)
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*neighborhood pest
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You can just admit you're a filthy poor, we won't judge.
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TO LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THE COURT THAT WILL SEE A COPY OF THIS PAGE:
I tried to snark him out of it, I really did. He was too far gone.
May God have mercy on his soul and the souls of all those poor dogs.
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All the animals I shoot I do so legally.
If they're on my property they're free game. No laws about baiting onto my property, either.
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Pitbulls are barely animals anyway
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well I guess we'll find out
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The one time I had police called on me they essentially told me to keep up the good work. They hate loose dog more than I do.
The only way I get fricked is if I shoot a dog, and it limps back to it's owner. Then the owner makes a facebook post, I get doxxed and investigated, where police will find all of the actually illegal shit I'm doing.
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get that guide onto Vice/Fox/Cnn/MSNBC/Aljazeera/Keshet12/BBC news and we'll talk sweetie
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I fricking hate pitbulls. Even though I am a relatively poor dramanaut, with under 6000 dramacoins, I believe your work is very important, and would like to support you in your noble endeavor. Gifting now.
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Be sure cover all the mainstream copes:
https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/iuoxlt/refutations_for_every_main_propit_argument/?sort=controversial
Sometimes you can find some sneaky seething with a bit of diggin though:
https://old.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/jlgpu0/heeyyy/gaqiil0/?sort=controversial
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Make this a country club thread, poorcels won't become patrons anyway, so lets dab on them
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