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Yesterday marks 70 days since I (yes, me, acting alone) humiliated the entire federal government, soyboys, subreddit drama, and doomposters

It turns out that soys and law-abiding citizens (read: cucks) are still saying that I am going to prison. Sorry to disappoint, but it has been 70 whole days since I bent them all over my knee and spanked them, and I have suffered 0 ramifications. That's right, none.

  • NOT ONCE have I even been CONTACTED by law enforcement.

  • The worst that happened is that I was permabanned from reddit. THAT'S IT. That's the most that globohomo can do to me. Ban me from soy city.

  • I even appeared on a FRICKING podcast with @TheGrillcast admitting and BRAGGING about my SOCIOPATHIC ACTIONS.. Yes, me, with my own voice, uneditted.

  • My OPSEC sucked major butt, too. It's not like I was covering my butt in any way. I connected from a WORK COMPUTER (on company time, of course)

  • I even PUBLICALLY ADMITTED TO THE CRIME. I'M NOT EVEN HIDING.

All of you LAWCUCKS have been utterly BTFO. Seriously. You should all keep yourselves safe or transition into your true gender, FEMALE.

Seething lawcucks that have been humiliated: @carpathianflorist @LandlordMessiah the entirety of subredditdrama

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M SO FRICKING POWERFUL, I'M BASICALLY THE GOD OF RDRAMA

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