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Yesterday marks 70 days since I (yes, me, acting alone) humiliated the entire federal government, soyboys, subreddit drama, and doomposters

It turns out that soys and law-abiding citizens (read: cucks) are still saying that I am going to prison. Sorry to disappoint, but it has been 70 whole days since I bent them all over my knee and spanked them, and I have suffered 0 ramifications. That's right, none.

  • NOT ONCE have I even been CONTACTED by law enforcement.

  • The worst that happened is that I was permabanned from reddit. THAT'S IT. That's the most that globohomo can do to me. Ban me from soy city.

  • I even appeared on a FRICKING podcast with @TheGrillcast admitting and BRAGGING about my SOCIOPATHIC ACTIONS.. Yes, me, with my own voice, uneditted.

  • My OPSEC sucked major butt, too. It's not like I was covering my butt in any way. I connected from a WORK COMPUTER (on company time, of course)

  • I even PUBLICALLY ADMITTED TO THE CRIME. I'M NOT EVEN HIDING.

All of you LAWCUCKS have been utterly BTFO. Seriously. You should all keep yourselves safe or transition into your true gender, FEMALE.

Seething lawcucks that have been humiliated: @carpathianflorist @LandlordMessiah the entirety of subredditdrama

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M SO FRICKING POWERFUL, I'M BASICALLY THE GOD OF RDRAMA

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It wasn't even a crime, anyone that thinks otherwise is an r-slur

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WRONG B-WORD.

I AM THE BADDEST FRICKING CRIMINAL ON HERE

:#marseyrobber:

!!meme

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maybe u should delete ur account - not trying to be mean tho

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πŸ’€ the lower text

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in some states, pipe bombs are legal as long as you have the proper certification

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In all states, pipe bombs are legal as long as you don't get caught

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:#soycry:

Noooo don't shoot me please

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Where's your Latinx pride? Show this uppity mayo his place, bust out the favelacore moves.

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The hardest core criminals on here are Bong chuds who say mean things about trains and germans who say literally anything :marseybong::marseyflaggermany:


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Posting on reddit is a crime against humanity but this was done for the lulz

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yeah but if it was he'd be in BIG trouble. imagine if he did it across state lines too

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I'm loving that people are sure you committed a crime but can't actually name what it was.

:purerage: THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!

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that's the funniest thing about all of this lmao

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You INTERFERED in the BUSINESS of the court like the J6 MAGAboons and Qoomers :marseyleftoidsc#hizo:


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He crossed state lines with a baitsub.

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C-contemp of c-court no wait... Impersonating a government official ummm making a mockery of the judicial system!

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Many millennials and zoomers genuinely unironically think that hurting their feelings is a literal crime: that's why they get so delightfully butthurt when we prove them wrong.

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Lol this reminds me of the I love science but doesn't really understand it crowd :sciencejak:

I wonder what could the overlap between these groups be :marseynoooticer:

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70 days

NOT ONCE have I even been CONTACTED by law enforcement.

:#marseyglow2:

so that's why you've been actually funny recently

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If u dont get contacted by the feds after being a super mega chud illegal thing doer youre by definition a fed op


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>I connected from a WORK COMPUTER (on company time, of course)

Most based part of the entire post.

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Connecting to rdrama from your fbi fed computer is based as frick

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>work for FBI

>Log onto arr drama dot net and post nonstop antisemitism

>Tell the boss man that I'm behind on my projects and need more time to complete them

>Continue browsing r slash drama dot net

:gigachadglow#:

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Thinking about an employer checking the work computers' browser histories and discovering rDrama from there.

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Bro link the actual episode not just Grillcasts username I wanna hear you brag about it lol somehow I missed that

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tbf I actually didn't really brag much about it, @TheGrillcast (orion) runs a tight ship through a couple of funny incidents, including the dude who had a stroke that ran for Pennsylvania, which I hadn't heard before that point lol.

https://rdrama.net/post/117305/interviewed-absolute-chad-heymoon-about-rjustice4darrell

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Truly you have been imbued with the spirit of a warlord.

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There was a palpable fear on the janniecord that day with multiple users leaving the server and going underground. I had some trepidations but then remembered I live in northern Canada the US government isn't going to send a van this far out to pick me up.


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lol there definitely was a fear, tbh I was sweating bullets a little bit (I got notified about it while I was hanging out with some friends and had no fricking clue what was going on, I just kept getting messages like "HeyMoon is fricked, he's going to jail")

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It's almost like maybe ppl were trying to get you to flee to Mexico?

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Lol you’re so dumb if you think you’re gonna get away with 0 punishment. It’s the government. They’re notoriously slow.

Trans lives matter.

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lawcuck spotted

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Idk why the non involved people in the janniecord got scared, i was thinking about the small chance my entire career gets ruined cause I was slightly involved with the juror post planning on the j4d groomercord and originally stickied it on the Reddit.

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Why is there literally a groomercord for everything. :marseygiveup:

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unfortunately groomercords are the only way to effectively communicate with a small group of people for things like baitsubs. The (((person))) who made the juror post joined the groomercord to pitch the idea.

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You said you lived in Toronto?

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I said I was born and grew up in Toronto my friend, I left the hustle and bustle behind me long ago.


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You even won awards! And Marsey smack-a-roos!

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I am rich off of the backs of federal agents

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If Krayon (sister toucher) can get away with child molestation, I see no reason why coolhand moon can't slip the law as well.

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he's assimilating into LLM :marseysweating:

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They're just making you sweat bro. Have they told you explicitly you are off the hook? NO? Hmm?

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They said you couldn't be a raging homo for 70 days straight, and you sure showed them!

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No one is more of a closeted homosexual than me

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Who are they trying to get you to honeypot?


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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but I AM very badass? :marseyconfused:

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/s

You should have been banned longer

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:#marseykneel:

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we dont care

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i care so I'm forcing you to care

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I care about the whereabouts of my good friend @bbbb

WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING HER??!!??!?!

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didnt rd i dont like the color scheme

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what color scheme? I think that's on your end xueen, maybe try adjusting in settings

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those gauntles look ugly, the color of them does not match the composition of the image, also those weird spray paint poor excuse of fire on the person's body are ewww. I have default theme on myrama.com.gov.net and gray with pink works v well

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Ohh yeah tbh I just googled evil gigachad

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pffffffffft :marseyclapping::marseylove:

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The comedown after a great success can be quite tough to deal with mentally. If you, or any other dramatards are looking to do something similar, there's a nurse in Bongland on trial for murdering premature babies on the neonatal unit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-63987763

The evidence presented so far is kind of flaky. More deaths happen when she was on shift. She was often the first nurse attending babies as they became ill. She searched for the babies' parents in social media after the deaths. She wrote a schizo list saying "I DID THIS I AM EVIL" which the prosecution are saying is a confession.

Anyway, she's kind of pretty and I think a /r/FreeLucyLetby sub would be quite good.

There's already a subreddit of r-slurred Reddit detectives to seethemine: /r/lucyletby.

Interest from these dorks:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueCrimeDiscussion/comments/y0hicx/hospital_nurse_lucy_letby_who_denies_murdering/

Bong's aren't on her side:

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/y2vgw0/lucy_letby_trial_i_am_evil_i_did_this_nurse/

Think she needs some people to defend her Can't be me though. Subject to a very effective permaban.

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please make sure you film your sectioning

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Drama? They're kinda like Kiwi farms lite (so they like to use slurs and sort of promote harassing people who they think react funnily), and they've started to try to move their userbase offsite to a different site and the admins usually don't like that (unless you're /r/metacanada, then it's cool I guess).

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What did you do again?

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Cool butt shit

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ow long are you gonna coast off yer one accomplishment in life?! :scoot:

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This is just one of my many accomplishments on rdrama.

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knowing me doesn't really count as an accomplishment ok :smoke:

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You're in almost every thread - not knowing you would be an accomplishment.

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touche

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Please keep your sister out of this

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:#marseyclapping:

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One word: jewish

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