On this day, let us remember the most dramapilled actress of Old Hollywood

Joan Crawford on The Mouse

I'm not crazy about the product--most Disney films are made for r-slurred children--but the Disney brothers seemed to know who and where their audience was.

Joan Crawford on Radical Centrism

The Democratic party is one that I've always observed. I have struggled greatly in life from the day I was born, and I am honored to be a part of something that focuses on working class citizens and molds them into a proud specimen.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Joan Crawford on fashion

I wasn't like Loretta Young in her silly television show, swishing on in the most absurd concoctions every strag designer could invent. My God, those gowns wouldn't have lasted ten minutes in real life!

Joan Crawford on capitalism

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Joan Crawford on sexual liberation

I find suggestion a heck of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark and Vivien rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew darned well she'd gotten properly laid.

I need s*x for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Joan Crawford on lazy grifting relatives

Though Chris attended his mother’s funeral, his last encounter with J.C. was five years ago. His youngest child was born in Brooklyn, on welfare. “When Bonnie was born, she had a lot of trouble. She was just a tiny little mass of bones with some skin stretched over them. So I called J.C. and said, ‘I need your help. Your granddaughter needs blood and she needs it now. She might die.’ J.C. said, ‘She’s not my granddaughter. You were adopted.’ I lost my temper and slammed down the phone so hard I broke the receiver. That was it between J.C. and me.”

Joan Crawford on Last Tango in Paris

I sure hope that butter was unsalted.

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Continuing on my explanation of white people fricking animals:

"White people" here can refer to any Caucasian person or any other person of another ethnicity that behaves in the same colonial mannerisms, this is why we switched to saying colonist or settler because it more accurately describes the type of cross-ethnicity insantiy that is the concept of "white supremacy". So many indigenous people have been indoctrinated into this system over the last few hundred years that its very difficult to seperate out some people from this (like me)

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