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Look, I love Star Wars (who doesn't like seeing the universe rebel against a space goth with asthma) but they're all shiny and dumb movies with 2nd grade level themes. Good is good, evil is evil, and being an angry butthole is bad. People who think the movies were some kind of philosophical opus and the new movies don't do them JUSTICE are the nerd version of a pumpkin spice latte sipping basic b-word.

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I haven't seen the new ones lmao, I just enjoy that they make people seethe

All I know is that the black guy gets cucked and Luke Skywalker becomes terminally r-slurred

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Actually Skywalker is kind of the best part because he's a curmudgeonnaly old frick who hates everyone in the universe and it's great fun seeing Hamil trying to cover up his crashface with a beard.

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