Confess
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ADMIN GUARANTEED ANONIMITY Confession thread
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Marseys aren't that cool and having an encyclopedic knowledge of them is really lame
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@not-r-slur imma sperg πππ©π©
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Im me. What?
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Waiting for this to frick up like last time
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Im addicted to multiple drugs right now
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Every time I was in L.A., I was with my ex-girlfriend
Every time you called, I told you, "Baby, I'm working"
(No!) I was out doing my dirt
(Oh!) Wasn't thinking 'bout you getting hurt
(I) was hand-in-hand in the Beverly Center like, man
Not giving a darn who sees me
So gone, so wrong
Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home
Thinking about me
Being the good girl that you are
I bet you probably believe you got a good man
A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've done
Brace yourself, it ain't good
But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else
If I could turn back the hands of time and start all over, I would
Instead of everything being all bad, baby, everything'll be all good
I don't wanna lose you
But I know what I'm telling you ain't gon' make you wanna stay
You probably just wanna run away
I'm mad enough to punch me in my face
I've been living like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it
I know today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, girl
I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry
But I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest
I confesssssss...
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my confessions pt 2:
Now, this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talking to myself, asking how I'm gon' tell you
'Bout that chick on part one I told y'all I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true?
Third thing was me wishing that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship
Sitting here, stuck on stupid, tryin' to figure out
When, what, and how I'ma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with, over with
I'm riding in my whip, racin' to her place
Talking to myself, preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't wanna come near me
I said, "One second, baby, please hear me"
This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm havin' a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part two of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all (All)
Darn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do
But to give you part two of my confessions
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Girl, I understand why
See, it's burnin' me to hold on to this
I know this is somethin' I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm tryna say is that, I... love you, I just...
I feel like this... is comin' to an end
And it's better for me to... let it go now
Than hold on and hurt you
But I gotta let it burn
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π΄π΄π΄
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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I am a reddit admin and I am gay
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isn't it a requirement to be a cute twink as a reddit admin
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Explain
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I gamble a lot on this site but in real life I hate that shit
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i like this place but too many people here are actually redditors, as in, you like to log onto and participate on reddit.com. it's disgusting.
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clean ur mirror ffs
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Does pinging someone let them know who pinged them in these threads?
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Oh no...
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Yes
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I fricked Bardfinn.
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If itβs not gay to give yourself a handjob, itβs not gay to give yourself anal
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I used to be an rcats jannie before I was kicked for inactivity. For various reasons I have Merariβs dox that he gave to me willingly (along with a few other powerjannies) the only reason I donβt post it is because I prefer the kf autism way of doxing also because heβd figure out it was me immediately.
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TIL: @TED_SIMP is a foid
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How could you not tell? She's the biggest attention whore on the site
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I guess her posts just never interested me lol. Only stuff I notice from her is the occasional birdpost.
Women are so uninteresting that I mentally tune them out without realizing I suppose.
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I think Dasha is p cute
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@TED_SIMP does carp actually hit on you or is that just a meme
Lowkey got the vibe he was trying to hook up with you for some steamy s*x IRL based on how you two interact
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The fish is a mega coomer who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last five years so it's probably not really a joke
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I enjoy ecchi anime
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what is that
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i had s*x with foid. plz forgive me father, i have sinned.
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What is a woman?
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I confess that i really want to pass my exam and that apples that are hard on the outside, but have grainy insides are one of my biggest pet peeves. Not only that, but I really hate smkers, alcholics and neets.
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jesus dude just do online college then. you sound like a serial killer
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no
i am only a high schooler and we do not appropriate shooting culture of America here in Poland
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If I was a janny I would ban you god darn zoomers
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haha stupid old b-word with their weak teeth. you must be one of those people (like my grandparents) who love soft apples. how embarrassing
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have fun with your neo aids and not being able to afford anything zoomer. I will laugh from my ivory tower
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yeah you will never return to your good old days, demon. return to your coffin and finish your decomposition
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For the first few months i was on this site i was unironically underage.
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Same
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same but i showed the olds on this site that they are inferior to my youthful being and they banned me
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krayon (sister toucher)
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post tits
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I spend hundreds of dollars per year on coom based stuff
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I am really not enjoying Valheim. I think people who like it must not have played good games and just were having fun playing coop and any game would have filled that void for them.
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It's okay but it still feels very early access after all this time. There's still wayyy better games in that genre right now, Valheim's big selling point was ease of entry and visual style.
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i like the polish girl i bet shes cute
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At least roofer posts shit unlike a lot of you.
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I spend way too much time on f95z
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Hey I know what that is
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I feel you, once you're a coomer goomer you can't go back to being a regular coomer.
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Anon, I...
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We need more weird awards in the shop.
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fell in love with @Harpooner like 3x in the past year despite the fact that we have nothing in common
I hope she's happy is all
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My first time jacking off was to lemonparty at a LAN party
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I always found lemonparty weirdly heartwarming in a "you're never too old to have a gay s*x party" kind of way.
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you got hard your first time to a stretched anus with all of your buddies there?
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No lemonparty is the old man bj
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You're thinking of Goatse, Lemonparty was the old man threesome one
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