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ADMIN GUARANTEED ANONIMITY :marseythumbsup: :fatpriest: Confession thread

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Marseys aren't that cool and having an encyclopedic knowledge of them is really lame

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@not-r-slur imma sperg πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜©πŸ˜©

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Im me. What?

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Waiting for this to frick up like last time

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Im addicted to multiple drugs right now

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Every time I was in L.A., I was with my ex-girlfriend

Every time you called, I told you, "Baby, I'm working"

(No!) I was out doing my dirt

(Oh!) Wasn't thinking 'bout you getting hurt

(I) was hand-in-hand in the Beverly Center like, man

Not giving a darn who sees me

So gone, so wrong

Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home

Thinking about me

Being the good girl that you are

I bet you probably believe you got a good man

A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've done

Brace yourself, it ain't good

But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else

If I could turn back the hands of time and start all over, I would

Instead of everything being all bad, baby, everything'll be all good

I don't wanna lose you

But I know what I'm telling you ain't gon' make you wanna stay

You probably just wanna run away

I'm mad enough to punch me in my face

I've been living like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it

I know today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, girl

I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry

But I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest

I confesssssss...

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my confessions pt 2:

Now, this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do

Got me talking to myself, asking how I'm gon' tell you

'Bout that chick on part one I told y'all I was creepin' with, creepin' with

Said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin' it

The first thing that came to mind was you

Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true?

Third thing was me wishing that I never did what I did

How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

Sitting here, stuck on stupid, tryin' to figure out

When, what, and how I'ma let this come out of my mouth

Said it ain't gon' be easy

But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'

Be a man and get it over with, over with

I'm riding in my whip, racin' to her place

Talking to myself, preparin' to tell her to her face

She open up the door and didn't wanna come near me

I said, "One second, baby, please hear me"

This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do

To tell you, the woman I love

That I'm havin' a baby by a woman that I barely even know

I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this

And hopefully you'll give me another chance

This ain't about my career

This ain't about my life

It's about us

Please

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part two of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all (All)

Darn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do

But to give you part two of my confessions

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Girl, I understand why

See, it's burnin' me to hold on to this

I know this is somethin' I gotta do

But that don't mean I want to

What I'm tryna say is that, I... love you, I just...

I feel like this... is comin' to an end

And it's better for me to... let it go now

Than hold on and hurt you

But I gotta let it burn

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:#marseyclapping:

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😴😴😴

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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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I am a reddit admin and I am gay

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isn't it a requirement to be a cute twink as a reddit admin

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I gamble a lot on this site but in real life I hate that shit

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i like this place but too many people here are actually redditors, as in, you like to log onto and participate on reddit.com. it's disgusting.

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Does pinging someone let them know who pinged them in these threads?

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Oh no...

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Yes

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I fricked Bardfinn.

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I used to be an rcats jannie before I was kicked for inactivity. For various reasons I have Merari’s dox that he gave to me willingly (along with a few other powerjannies) the only reason I don’t post it is because I prefer the kf autism way of doxing also because he’d figure out it was me immediately.

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TIL: @TED_SIMP is a foid

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How could you not tell? She's the biggest attention whore on the site

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I guess her posts just never interested me lol. Only stuff I notice from her is the occasional birdpost.

Women are so uninteresting that I mentally tune them out without realizing I suppose.

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I think Dasha is p cute

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@TED_SIMP does carp actually hit on you or is that just a meme

Lowkey got the vibe he was trying to hook up with you for some steamy s*x IRL based on how you two interact

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The fish is a mega coomer who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last five years so it's probably not really a joke

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I enjoy ecchi anime :marseycoomer2:

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what is that

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i had s*x with foid. plz forgive me father, i have sinned.

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What is a woman?

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I confess that i really want to pass my exam and that apples that are hard on the outside, but have grainy insides are one of my biggest pet peeves. Not only that, but I really hate smkers, alcholics and neets.

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jesus dude just do online college then. you sound like a serial killer

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i am only a high schooler and we do not appropriate shooting culture of America here in Poland

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If I was a janny I would ban you god darn zoomers

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haha stupid old b-word with their weak teeth. you must be one of those people (like my grandparents) who love soft apples. how embarrassing

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have fun with your neo aids and not being able to afford anything zoomer. I will laugh from my ivory tower

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yeah you will never return to your good old days, demon. return to your coffin and finish your decomposition

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For the first few months i was on this site i was unironically underage.

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Same

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same but i showed the olds on this site that they are inferior to my youthful being and they banned me

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krayon (sister toucher)

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post tits

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I spend hundreds of dollars per year on coom based stuff

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I am really not enjoying Valheim. I think people who like it must not have played good games and just were having fun playing coop and any game would have filled that void for them.

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It's okay but it still feels very early access after all this time. There's still wayyy better games in that genre right now, Valheim's big selling point was ease of entry and visual style.

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i like the polish girl i bet shes cute

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At least roofer posts shit unlike a lot of you.

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I spend way too much time on f95z :marseydepressed:

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Hey I know what that is

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I feel you, once you're a coomer goomer you can't go back to being a regular coomer.

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>Search F95z

F95zone is an adult community where you can find tons of great adult games and comics, make new friends, participate in active discussions and more!

Anon, I...

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We need more weird awards in the shop.

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fell in love with @Harpooner like 3x in the past year despite the fact that we have nothing in common

I hope she's happy is all

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My first time jacking off was to lemonparty at a LAN party

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I always found lemonparty weirdly heartwarming in a "you're never too old to have a gay s*x party" kind of way.

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you got hard your first time to a stretched anus with all of your buddies there?

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>he doesn't know his shock image lore

:#marseydisagree:

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No lemonparty is the old man bj

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You're thinking of Goatse, Lemonparty was the old man threesome one

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