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ADMIN GUARANTEED ANONIMITY :marseythumbsup: :fatpriest: Confession thread

Confess :#fatpriest:

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Trans lives matter

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Oh my god, guise! Another Mario butthole!

:!#marseysoypoint:

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You should do one of these then reveal everyone at the end lol

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@JohnnyBOO can't see commenters they patched that out

Trans lives matter

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all of my comments were jokes haha

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Darn they should undo it

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@not-r-slur imma sperg πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜©πŸ˜©

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Im me. What?

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Waiting for this to frick up like last time

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I gamble a lot on this site but in real life I hate that shit

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i like this place but too many people here are actually redditors, as in, you like to log onto and participate on reddit.com. it's disgusting.

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Im addicted to multiple drugs right now

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Every time I was in L.A., I was with my ex-girlfriend

Every time you called, I told you, "Baby, I'm working"

(No!) I was out doing my dirt

(Oh!) Wasn't thinking 'bout you getting hurt

(I) was hand-in-hand in the Beverly Center like, man

Not giving a darn who sees me

So gone, so wrong

Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home

Thinking about me

Being the good girl that you are

I bet you probably believe you got a good man

A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've done

Brace yourself, it ain't good

But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else

If I could turn back the hands of time and start all over, I would

Instead of everything being all bad, baby, everything'll be all good

I don't wanna lose you

But I know what I'm telling you ain't gon' make you wanna stay

You probably just wanna run away

I'm mad enough to punch me in my face

I've been living like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it

I know today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, girl

I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry

But I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest

I confesssssss...

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my confessions pt 2:

Now, this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do

Got me talking to myself, asking how I'm gon' tell you

'Bout that chick on part one I told y'all I was creepin' with, creepin' with

Said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin' it

The first thing that came to mind was you

Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true?

Third thing was me wishing that I never did what I did

How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

Sitting here, stuck on stupid, tryin' to figure out

When, what, and how I'ma let this come out of my mouth

Said it ain't gon' be easy

But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'

Be a man and get it over with, over with

I'm riding in my whip, racin' to her place

Talking to myself, preparin' to tell her to her face

She open up the door and didn't wanna come near me

I said, "One second, baby, please hear me"

This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do

To tell you, the woman I love

That I'm havin' a baby by a woman that I barely even know

I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this

And hopefully you'll give me another chance

This ain't about my career

This ain't about my life

It's about us

Please

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part two of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all (All)

Darn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do

But to give you part two of my confessions

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Girl, I understand why

See, it's burnin' me to hold on to this

I know this is somethin' I gotta do

But that don't mean I want to

What I'm tryna say is that, I... love you, I just...

I feel like this... is comin' to an end

And it's better for me to... let it go now

Than hold on and hurt you

But I gotta let it burn

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:#marseyclapping:

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😴😴😴

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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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I used to be an rcats jannie before I was kicked for inactivity. For various reasons I have Merari’s dox that he gave to me willingly (along with a few other powerjannies) the only reason I don’t post it is because I prefer the kf autism way of doxing also because he’d figure out it was me immediately.

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At least roofer posts shit unlike a lot of you.

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Marseys aren't that cool and having an encyclopedic knowledge of them is really lame

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I spend hundreds of dollars per year on coom based stuff

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I technically have a job but I'm basically a NEET and I fricking hate it. I only really have a couple hours of work to do a day. It's the middle of winter so nothing good outdoors, and my arm is crippled so no physical work or lifting. I refuse to let myself drink. I almost completely quit caffeine. I'm going fricking insane.

My sleep schedule has been horribly fricked so I go to sleep at 10 am and wake up at 6 pm. I live in a shithole so even if I was awake during the day I'd have frick all to do without driving an hour. All my good irl friends left this shithole and I'm still here. I really only have a couple family members left and they're all elderly. No girlfriend. The holidays were heck to get through.

My wifi is so shit I can't even watch youtube. So I'm stuck here. Wasting away on rdrama.

If things don't improve soon I'm heading down to the gulf to cool off for a while.

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>I technically have a job but I'm basically a NEET and I fricking hate it. I only really have a couple hours of work to do a day. It's the middle of winter so nothing good outdoors, and my arm is crippled so no physical work or lifting.

Try to find fulfillment outside of work. Some kind of self improvement or goal to work towards

>My sleep schedule has been horribly fricked so I go to sleep at 10 am and wake up at 6 pm.Β 

You need to fix your sleeping schedule before anything else, it makes you feel like shit to go to bed at those times

>My wifi is so shit I can't even watch youtube.

No pc?

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basically a neet but you have a job?

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I don't consider what I do even close to work. I literally just get dressed, drive ten minutes, look around to make sure everything's alright, do a couple hours of daily maintenance shit, then leave. There's some days where I actually have to do things but at worst that's just another couple hours. I have two weeks of actual real physical work in the spring and another two in the fall.

Usually this time of the year I get bored and either lift or clean up the property, but with my arm fricked I can't do either.

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holy based what do you do?

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Family farm

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i had s*x with foid. plz forgive me father, i have sinned.

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What is a woman?

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I spend way too much time on f95z :marseydepressed:

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>Search F95z

F95zone is an adult community where you can find tons of great adult games and comics, make new friends, participate in active discussions and more!

Anon, I...

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I feel you, once you're a coomer goomer you can't go back to being a regular coomer.

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Hey I know what that is

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I have made several of my old high-school bullies into viral Internet memes years ago, and I have no regrets to this day. Yes, there's a good chance you've seen one before and have no idea. ;)

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fell in love with @Harpooner like 3x in the past year despite the fact that we have nothing in common

I hope she's happy is all

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I think people thought I was joking when I said I have 3 different girlfriends, I wasn't. Although they are not as much girlfriends as side-bitches who don't know about eachother. 18-20 year olds are so easy man now that I graduated.

I'm also unironic when I say that I would exterminate the russians as a people and also furiously hate women, but I think a lot of people think I'm just being dramatic. Funnily enough 99% of the things I write here are serious, I'm just so neurodivergent it sounds like a joke.

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Hohol hands typed this

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I had some similar situation once but it turned out to be not worth the trouble trying to explain why I can't do one thing or another with them (because I was with someone else that day). Now I have no bitches and wonder how to organise it in a less complicated way.

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I just use university/work as an excuse. Also it helps that one of them is still a highschooler and not in Budapest so she can come up maybe once a week. Another is in uni so she has a lot of free time and the third one just graduated and started her career.

So I use girlfriend number 1 on Friday/Saturdays, girlfriend 2 on workdays and girlfriend 3 on (rarely) workdays/saturdays/sundays. It's a pretty good system.

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They'll all try to edge towards moving in or at least spending as much time with you as possible though and then it's gonna get difficult to explain why you can't

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Eh number 3 is basically just friends with benefits and the other two is manageable, these girls will still be in dorms for a few years and at worst I'll drop them as they try to push things too far. Been doing this for 3 years now. (Although the girls change and usually I just ""have"" two.)

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Sometimes I think the people here don't care all that much for bussy or drama but are socially crippled and view r drama as the only community of "friends" they can possibly obtain.

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:marseyrain:

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I like drama but stay here not for the drama but for the old 4chany feel

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If you don't have a deep mutual hatred with at least half the userbase you're using rdrama incorrectly

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and view r drama as the only community of "friends" they can possibly obtain.

Calling/considering people here your friends is supremely neurodivergent and pathetic. Also goes for all power users

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yeah that is me rdrama is my only source of information about what happens in the world and my only source of attention

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Ngl the person that texts me the most is a dramatard and we have plans to hangout and i dont feel lame considering them a friend. If you just sit on groomercord all day and thats your social life keep yourself safe tho

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I hope he steals your kidneys

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The two of you should play in traffic

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:#marseyagreefast:

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oh she is too prettt

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>My first golden Marsey.

>It's in a ghost thread.

:#marseyrope:

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post ur account kitty

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I have an expiration date, on this day, (next couple years) I will kill myself.

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Defeatist cuck mentality tbh

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I haven't kiwwed my self yet either

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I had a few of those and thought lol I guess not when I kept missing them

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What's the date? What is special about it?

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:marseynotesglow: :marseyglow:

It is the day my life fell apart

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We need more weird awards in the shop.

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I use my foot to raise/lower public potty seats so I can pee in them.

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Same. I also put a piece of paper on the potty handle at home so i don't have to touch it when i flush

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I do that even at home otherwise I feel compelled to wash my hands

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>otherwise I feel compelled to wash my hands

Why would you not wash your hands after peeing

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Filthy degenerate

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I just don't wash my hands either way

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Keep yourself safe mayo scum

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Disgusting

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I don't always do it. Often I just piss in the sink.

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Moved recently and I hate it. I'm generally slow to change so I know I shouldn't feel so bad about it but I still hate it. I had made a bunch of progress in my life and was the happiest I had been in years months ago. And then I had to move cause I lived with my family and my mom wanted an actual house compared to the apartment we were living in at the time. Logically I know this was a good decision for the entire family. My mother finally got the house she wanted. My success in my career was the reason why we were even able to move. But I feel so depressed from leaving my childhood home. I don't like this new large house. I don't even know why I'm posting this. Just venting I guess. I'm sure I'm a bit fricked up in the head but I'm too self aware of it so I can force myself to do things even if I hate it internally. I wish I had made some excuse and never signed this stupid lease. I'm coping right now trying to grindmaxx enough to just buy the entire apartment building outright so I can justify it by saying "I'm investing in property".

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Why don’t you just move out back into it if you’re so well off?

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I can pay for one place quite easily. I can stretch myself thin and pay for two places but that would be pushing it. I'd like to get a better job before I try that(but rn I'm in tech and the market doesn't look to be doing so well at the moment). Not to mention everyone would think I'm r-slurred(not that I'm not r-slurred) to move alone back. And it's not like I hate my mom or siblings. I do truly care for them and would have probably kms years ago if it weren't for my mom. Like I said I'm just slow to change and a bit fricked up in the head.

Also the old landlord is a b-word so I'd rather not deal with that mess. My only option is to just buy the entire building. But I also get that that's just me coping. It's not like I can live in that small apartment forever. What'll I do if/when I get married? Bring my wife to the fricking tiny butt apartment? Ridiculous.

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Are you American? Living with siblings and mother as rich as you sound is weird there. Why haven’t your siblings moved out?

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Yeah, I'm american. My siblings are young. They're in highschool. I wouldn't say I'm rich. Middle class I guess.

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OUT!

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Lol

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