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ADMIN GUARANTEED ANONIMITY :marseythumbsup: :fatpriest: Confession thread

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Marseys aren't that cool and having an encyclopedic knowledge of them is really lame

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For the first few months i was on this site i was unironically underage.

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Same

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post tits

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same but i showed the olds on this site that they are inferior to my youthful being and they banned me

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krayon (sister toucher)

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I enjoy ecchi anime :marseycoomer2:

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what is that

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I don't actually hate women.

I am unironically a human supremacist. I work out because I need to be fit enough to kill in case when we go into the stars we find some vile xenos.

I would unironically vote for a law that permitted dog owners who attacked humans to protect their dogs to be jailed for 10 years.

I actually do want to exterminate the pitbull strain of dogs along with pugs and poodles and other ankle biters.

I unironically hate women as a gender but get along well enough with individual women to the point where I can legit say I hate women but you are one of the good ones and get away with it.

I believe K-pop is a psyop and anybody who fell for it cannot be trusted with any responsibility in the world.

I genuinely support trans women because they are doing to women's spaces what women did to men's spaces. Either we all get to paradise or nobody does. You don't get to frick me over and move on.

I have a mixed relationship with my family but it's improving bit by bit. I will still likely never visit my family physically till the day I die. I would however send them money every month that I have to spare.

I genuinely hate fat people.

I believe anyone online for more than 2 hours a day and especially those who comment on social issues are r-slurred 99% of the time. You should only ever take life advice on how to treat people from life experiences not some words or theory someone else told you about out there.

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I would unironically vote for a law that permitted dog owners who attacked humans to protect their dogs to be jailed for 10 years.

what does this even mean? if some schizo randomly attacked my dog i would definitely stop them. you think i should go to jail for this?

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If it resulted in physical harm to the schizo then yes. Your dog is not more important that a human time no matter how many times it licked your face right after eating its own poop.

Nooooooooo but my mutterino noooooooooo

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id harm a person for attacking my dog and I don't even like my dog

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that's why you get sent to reeducation camp

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I think it’s bullshit that killing police dogs is considered assaulting an officer.

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Nooo not the hecking doogo don't hurt the the woofer floofer :soycry:

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This but unironically.

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Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.

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@not-r-slur imma sperg πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜©πŸ˜©

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Im me. What?

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Waiting for this to frick up like last time

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Im addicted to multiple drugs right now

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Every time I was in L.A., I was with my ex-girlfriend

Every time you called, I told you, "Baby, I'm working"

(No!) I was out doing my dirt

(Oh!) Wasn't thinking 'bout you getting hurt

(I) was hand-in-hand in the Beverly Center like, man

Not giving a darn who sees me

So gone, so wrong

Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home

Thinking about me

Being the good girl that you are

I bet you probably believe you got a good man

A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've done

Brace yourself, it ain't good

But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else

If I could turn back the hands of time and start all over, I would

Instead of everything being all bad, baby, everything'll be all good

I don't wanna lose you

But I know what I'm telling you ain't gon' make you wanna stay

You probably just wanna run away

I'm mad enough to punch me in my face

I've been living like an idiot and I deserve every bit of it

I know today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, girl

I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry

But I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest

I confesssssss...

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my confessions pt 2:

Now, this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do

Got me talking to myself, asking how I'm gon' tell you

'Bout that chick on part one I told y'all I was creepin' with, creepin' with

Said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin' it

The first thing that came to mind was you

Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true?

Third thing was me wishing that I never did what I did

How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

Sitting here, stuck on stupid, tryin' to figure out

When, what, and how I'ma let this come out of my mouth

Said it ain't gon' be easy

But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'

Be a man and get it over with, over with

I'm riding in my whip, racin' to her place

Talking to myself, preparin' to tell her to her face

She open up the door and didn't wanna come near me

I said, "One second, baby, please hear me"

This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do

To tell you, the woman I love

That I'm havin' a baby by a woman that I barely even know

I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this

And hopefully you'll give me another chance

This ain't about my career

This ain't about my life

It's about us

Please

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I could say

My chick on the side said she got one on the way

These are my confessions

Man, I'm throwed and I don't know what to do

I guess I gotta give you part two of my confessions

If I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all (All)

Darn near cried when I got that phone call

I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do

But to give you part two of my confessions

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Girl, I understand why

See, it's burnin' me to hold on to this

I know this is somethin' I gotta do

But that don't mean I want to

What I'm tryna say is that, I... love you, I just...

I feel like this... is comin' to an end

And it's better for me to... let it go now

Than hold on and hurt you

But I gotta let it burn

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:#marseyclapping:

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😴😴😴

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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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I am a reddit admin and I am gay

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isn't it a requirement to be a cute twink as a reddit admin

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I gamble a lot on this site but in real life I hate that shit

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i like this place but too many people here are actually redditors, as in, you like to log onto and participate on reddit.com. it's disgusting.

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Does pinging someone let them know who pinged them in these threads?

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Oh no...

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Yes

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I fricked Bardfinn.

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I used to be an rcats jannie before I was kicked for inactivity. For various reasons I have Merari’s dox that he gave to me willingly (along with a few other powerjannies) the only reason I don’t post it is because I prefer the kf autism way of doxing also because he’d figure out it was me immediately.

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TIL: @TED_SIMP is a foid

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How could you not tell? She's the biggest attention whore on the site

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I guess her posts just never interested me lol. Only stuff I notice from her is the occasional birdpost.

Women are so uninteresting that I mentally tune them out without realizing I suppose.

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I think Dasha is p cute

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@TED_SIMP does carp actually hit on you or is that just a meme

Lowkey got the vibe he was trying to hook up with you for some steamy s*x IRL based on how you two interact

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The fish is a mega coomer who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last five years so it's probably not really a joke

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I may make fun of trans and shit but I'm a bisexual so I don't IRL discriminate. I do the needful to them all.

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you hooked up with a cis man or a train

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A trap actually. Better than most women I was with.

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did you suck the pp. cause if so u gay

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It's not gay if it's in Zimbabwe. But no, I made him suck mine and plugged his butt a few times with my sexy Indian dude peepee.

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keep yourself safe @TheOverSeether

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lame. buttholes don't feel as good as puss, what's even the point

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Tighter. Kitties feel aight but they gotta be clean.

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i had s*x with foid. plz forgive me father, i have sinned.

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What is a woman?

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I confess that i really want to pass my exam and that apples that are hard on the outside, but have grainy insides are one of my biggest pet peeves. Not only that, but I really hate smkers, alcholics and neets.

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jesus dude just do online college then. you sound like a serial killer

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i am only a high schooler and we do not appropriate shooting culture of America here in Poland

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If I was a janny I would ban you god darn zoomers

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haha stupid old b-word with their weak teeth. you must be one of those people (like my grandparents) who love soft apples. how embarrassing

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have fun with your neo aids and not being able to afford anything zoomer. I will laugh from my ivory tower

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yeah you will never return to your good old days, demon. return to your coffin and finish your decomposition

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I’m a foid and feel weird since there aren’t many other foids here.

Oh, and I’m a lez too. :marseyshrug:

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You should keep yourself safe

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What is a woman?

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adult human female

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I feel like the foids who are here are way more likely to be lesbian, or at least same s*x attracted tbh.

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:marseypipe: yeah (bird)

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Hey me too wanna frick?

Wait, are you fat?

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there other foids here stay strong

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What is a woman?

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adult human female die mad nikka

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There are usually more than you think in any internet community. Most foids know that revealing themselves as a foid results in a tonne of r-slurred attention though so pretend to be male.

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I pretend to be a moid online 95% of the time online yeah. The only reason I don't here is 1. funny bants and 2. there's an implicit no-simping rule. Also because the other foids here are cool πŸ₯°

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everyone ignores the no simping rule though

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:duckdance::heartbeat:

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>no-simping rule

:marseyyesandno: :marseyattentionseeker:

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There are few sites I engage in often enough that the other users actually interact with me. On the sites I do, I don't point attention to it but I don't hide my gender either.

Come to think of it, besides this site, the other websites I post on are female dominated so that's probably related. Even with Reddit, my non rdrama shenanigans related accounts subscribe to like 80% female subs (so no twox or actuallesbians).

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kek half the site thinks imma moid after reading this thread so idfk if u should be pinging me

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You can get away with letting people know you're a foid here as long as you can banter and don't make it a whole THING or use it to attention whore. Source: me

You CANNOT do this on 4chan, just for anyone wondering.

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because there's no need to ever reveal your s*x in 4chan. tarded foid

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One time I wanted to tell a funny gross story involving a period mishap. It was sadly not to be.

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There are a lot of us here actually

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