, gets his drivers license, Instacart debit card, and Cash App card stolen 
, Kang tracks down the criminal who has been using his stolen credit cards 
, and deals with the assailant 
while recording it to WORLDSTAR!
now what does the criminal who did this looks like? (
?)
This is fricking unreal, in this situation that I've described you would expect a fricking bloodbath to happen, but instead, I would not have expected that the criminal who has the audacity to break the windows of the car and steal (and use!) the drivers license and credit cards of some kang would be a green-haired fat foid redditor-tumblrina hybrid who runs away like an obese penguin, so much so that the kang easily runs at her because the hambeast is unable to run faster than a snail, and instead of beating her butt, the kang just simply mocks the hambeast before she inevitably gives all of the stuff she stole back to him!
Overall, it could have been much worse, so this is a pretty wholesome ending if you ask me! 
So dramanauts, what would you do if your car got broken into and all your IDs and credit cards got stolen..... by a green-haired hambeast redditor!?
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This rainbow "COACH" thing on her bag makes me worried about what she is doing when she is not breaking into cars to steal credit cards!!
Also bonus drama over rap music! 
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If you say hambeast Iβm fricking expecting two folds on the torso while standing upright (including fupa), get your strag mentality on the classification grind.
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