, gets his drivers license, Instacart debit card, and Cash App card stolen 
, Kang tracks down the criminal who has been using his stolen credit cards 
, and deals with the assailant 
while recording it to WORLDSTAR!
now what does the criminal who did this looks like? (
?)
This is fricking unreal, in this situation that I've described you would expect a fricking bloodbath to happen, but instead, I would not have expected that the criminal who has the audacity to break the windows of the car and steal (and use!) the drivers license and credit cards of some kang would be a green-haired fat foid redditor-tumblrina hybrid who runs away like an obese penguin, so much so that the kang easily runs at her because the hambeast is unable to run faster than a snail, and instead of beating her butt, the kang just simply mocks the hambeast before she inevitably gives all of the stuff she stole back to him!
Overall, it could have been much worse, so this is a pretty wholesome ending if you ask me! 
So dramanauts, what would you do if your car got broken into and all your IDs and credit cards got stolen..... by a green-haired hambeast redditor!?
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This rainbow "COACH" thing on her bag makes me worried about what she is doing when she is not breaking into cars to steal credit cards!!
Also bonus drama over rap music! 
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what a twist did anyone expect a fat mayo foid
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Never in a million years habibi women should not possess the strength nor size to break car windows, Allah proclaims (pbuh)
Allah blesses his truest followers
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Just a heads up brother: the honorific used only for Allah (ο·») is Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala (SWT) - Ψ³ΩΨ¨ΩΨΩΨ§ΩΩΩΩ ΩΩΨͺΩΨΉΩΨ§ΩΩΩΩ°, which means "The Praised and Exalted One"
The most popularly-known Peace Be Upon Him (PBUH), Salla-llahu Alayhi wa-Salam (SAW) - Ψ΅ΩΩΩΩΩ Ω±ΩΩΩΩΩ°ΩΩ ΨΉΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ ΩΩΨ³ΩΩΩΩΩ Ω is only used for human prophets, so remember this!
Thank you for listening, and I pray that you turn away from your kaffir ways and find the light of Allah (ο·»)! ππβͺοΈ
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I am sorry brother I am a haram infidel tbh but Islam be kind quirky doe
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!slots 151
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You don't pbuh Allah, brah. You have to give him a (SWT)(SWT)
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As it turns out, black men do not commit so much crime. It's actually all mayo foids who, in accordance with their perfidious nature, frame black kings, only to then turn around and complain about them being arrested. Truly, there is no more devious creature than the mayo foid.
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They did that shit to Emmet Till fr
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I get that this is rdrama and all but frick man this actually happens. A lot.
These white hos know they can always run back to a honky and be welcomed with open arms, because the yt princess dindunuffin wrong. Until these yt bois start dating black women, black men will always be at the forefront of being blamed for everything this yt foid does
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Her black boyfriend stole the cards and sent her white butt shopping. C'mon guys.
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This. Dude in the video is even straight up asking her to take him to her boyfriend or whatever.
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He's lying. When black people get their cell phones out to record shit it's only to cover their butt when they did something wrong themselves
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Iβm more surprised there was no r*pe
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uhm didn't
@Schizo's car just get broken into and he posted yesterday about getting back his things?
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Yeah but there are no black guys in vermont
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If this is real, that's pretty lucky that he happened to be at the same CVS, got the alert instantly (one of my cards is like that), and the place was empty enough to figure out who just made the purchase. She looked like she got her exercise for the month though
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don't you guys have to enter pins and stuff when making transactions? or is it still like its in 2000 where anyone can swipe with the physical card?
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if it's below like $100-200 you usually can just tap and pay using the rfid chip on your card
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oh yeah right, its the same here, we can set our limits or deactivate it
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I just put a $7,000 purchase on a Fidelity credit card. I can't remember entering a PIN. I can't remember the last time I entered a PIN for anything. It really is a free-for-all if you steal this thing.
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lol sounds like one of those dope credit cards you pay a bit more for on the darknet
not that i would know, it's anecdotes i've read 
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It's just from my brokerage. I'm not that cool and I'm also too much of a boomer to figure out the darknet
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oh no not implying you used a stolen card or anything, it just reminded me of what i've heard
about credit cards sold on the darknet lol
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When you put the card in you can choose debit, which needs a PIN, or credit, which does not
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Haven't used a magnetic strip in years. You can use NFC or Chip, which are functionally the same from a security perspective and done require a PIN
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No I meant with the chip etc, I barely remember how it was in burgerland but I didn't have to tell anyone my pin to do the transaction if I gave them my credit card. Here we have to enter pin on every transaction so even if we lose the card there is not much risk of misuse. Only recently they started accepting nfc payments but they are by default disabled on cards
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Do you actually have a credit card or is it a debit card? I've heard that most euros only use debit
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CC, rarely use debit cards these days with phone transfers and upi being the norm. I'm also not a euro
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/r/shoplifting
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Worldstar content creators are some of the most underrated dramanauts.
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worldstar comment sections are fricking hilarious, a bunch of BIPOCS calling the rightoids there cumskins and crackers, it's a flat out race war constantly
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world without blacks is peace
world at peace is boring
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I donβt have a cogent counter argument
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Yeah, that happened.
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/r/nothingeverhappens am I rite fellow r*dditor??
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Is this a kang thing
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Holy shit! Like just wow!
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Dialects and vernacular are valid and cool and unique and interesting and those that whine about it should kill themselves because they're boring
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why did that freak run like that
penguin waddle around the block 
good post
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GIGABASED street justice deliverer
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If you say hambeast Iβm fricking expecting two folds on the torso while standing upright (including fupa), get your strag mentality on the classification grind.
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Like all thieves in rural areas they would get killed and have their body dumped in a creek.
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Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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First of all, I would not r*pe her. I'd push her down, pepper spray her, and rob her back while shouting "snitches get stitches".
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she's not actually that fat, not hambeast size anyways The issue is shes likely does zero cardio of any kind in her life and thus can't run for shit.
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