@YE-zeeBreadCRUNCH's comment on 'BIPOC Ghetto Kang :chadblack: has his car broken into:marseyrobber:, gets his drivers license, Instacart debit card, and Cash App card stolen :marseythief:, Kang tracks down the criminal who has been using his stolen credit cards :marseyhacker::marsey4chan:, and deals with the assailant :marseyseven: while recording it to WORLDSTAR!:marseyneat::marseypunching: now what does the criminal who did this looks like? (:marseyrobber: or :marseychonkerfoid:?)'

BIPOC Ghetto Kang :chadblack:

has his car broken into :marseyrobber:

, gets his drivers license, Instacart debit card, and Cash App card stolen :marseythief:

, Kang tracks down the criminal who has been using his stolen credit cards :marseyhacker:

, and deals with the assailant :marseyseven:

while recording it to WORLDSTAR! :marseyneat:

now what does the criminal who did this looks like? ( :marseyrobber:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/10szsii/man_catches_person_who_broke_into_his_car_and

This is fricking unreal, in this situation that I've described you would expect a fricking bloodbath to happen, but instead, I would not have expected that the criminal who has the audacity to break the windows of the car and steal (and use!) the drivers license and credit cards of some kang would be a green-haired fat foid redditor-tumblrina hybrid who runs away like an obese penguin, so much so that the kang easily runs at her because the hambeast is unable to run faster than a snail, and instead of beating her butt, the kang just simply mocks the hambeast before she inevitably gives all of the stuff she stole back to him!

:#marseywitch2: :#marseykingcrown: :#chadblack:

Overall, it could have been much worse, so this is a pretty wholesome ending if you ask me! :marseywholesome:

So dramanauts, what would you do if your car got broken into and all your IDs and credit cards got stolen..... by a green-haired hambeast redditor!? :marseythonk:

This rainbow "COACH" thing on her bag makes me worried about what she is doing when she is not breaking into cars to steal credit cards!! :#marseygroomer2:

Also bonus drama over rap music! :marsey69: :marseygucci: :marseydontplay: :marseydmx: :marseymfdoom: :marseyicet: :marseyrapper:

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GT grand/imam :marseyjihad:

all kafir will burn 1yr ago #3537213

what a twist did anyone expect a fat mayo foid

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Hordofboars bing/bong GT 1yr ago #3537320

As it turns out, black men do not commit so much crime. It's actually all mayo foids who, in accordance with their perfidious nature, frame black kings, only to then turn around and complain about them being arrested. Truly, there is no more devious creature than the mayo foid. :marseydisgust:

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YE-zeeBreadCRUNCH Up/Dog :marseycountry:

Local Rural User Hordofboars 1yr ago #3540634

I get that this is rdrama and all but frick man this actually happens. A lot.

These white hos know they can always run back to a honky and be welcomed with open arms, because the yt princess dindunuffin wrong. Until these yt bois start dating black women, black men will always be at the forefront of being blamed for everything this yt foid does

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K9 she/it :marseycia:

If I pull that off, will you die? :marseybane:

Hordofboars 1yr ago #3538856

They did that shit to Emmet Till fr

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter GT 1yr ago #3537253

Found 151 Coins!

Never in a million years habibi women should not possess the strength nor size to break car windows, Allah proclaims (pbuh)

>found 151 coins

Allah blesses his truest followers

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BWC WM/AF :!chadnordic:

johnnypoop 1yr ago #3537273

Allah (ﷻ) proclaims (pbuh)

Just a heads up brother: the honorific used only for Allah (ﷻ) is Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala (SWT) - سُبْحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَىٰ, which means "The Praised and Exalted One"

The most popularly-known Peace Be Upon Him (PBUH), Salla-llahu Alayhi wa-Salam (SAW) - صَلَّى ٱللَّٰهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ is only used for human prophets, so remember this!

Thank you for listening, and I pray that you turn away from your kaffir ways and find the light of Allah (ﷻ)! 🙏🕋☪️ @Grand_Imam_Talichad