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Yup, it's g*mer time ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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>extreme grind in a harry potter game

These normies don't even understand the concept of a grind in videogames, they need to shut the frick up

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Its been almost 30 years and I still hear the sound effects.

Later you get to grind metal slimes for a change of pace!

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Yeah but they always run away :marseydepressed:

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Frick I was just playing this for the first time in semptember.

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Now you're gaming in the 90's, chummer.

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Pretty sure that was an 80's game, bruh.

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Of course beating jelly monsters with a club takes forever.

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Pre-big bang update maplers looking at this in pure disbelief

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

lul

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Unrelated but what's with redditor's obsession with pure water? Why not tea or juice? Both taste better and are healthier but ledditors will mald that you're not a heckin epic hydro homie

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:marseybeanangry: Juice is not healthier than water. Itโ€™s not filling like eating fruits, and you miss out on the fiber. All the calories are from sugar. Where did you get the idea it was healthy?

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"It tastes healthier!"

:#marseyretard2:

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To be fair he might be referring to c*m juice

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Most juice is just soda in disguise. Tea is pretty decent though

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I mean natural not processed whatever

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Processed as in mixed with sparkling water or whatever would unironically be better for you than just pure fruit juice.

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How so? I'm not a bio but aren't juices usually vitamin rich

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less calories, fruit juice is not that high in calories, but it's really easy to go overboard with it. And it has no fiber which makes you feel more full.

No fiber means fast blood sugar spike too

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Yeah but also really rich in sugar. They not only have more sugar than some sodas but the kind of sugar (fructose vs glucose) is also worse for you.

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Interesting. I'm gonna stick to alcohol then :marseydrunk:

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Remember to burn those extra calories from the booze by doing various fun activities! :marseysteer::marseydoit:

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Are you fricking r-slurred?

Fruits are vitamin rich. If you want vitamins eat a fruit.

Fruit juice contains an abnormal amount of sugar since you're drinking multiple times the amount contained in a single fruit.

That's not a healthy way to consume "vitamins".

And also why it's the first thing doctors cut out when (fattie) diabetics get diagnosed with the betes.

I swear all of you are 15 year old r-slurs.

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Sorry mate I don't actively research everything I drink. I'm healthy so I don't see such need

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I don't actively research everything I drink

Thinking doesn't require "active research"

I'm healthy so I don't see such need

:#marseychonker2:

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Post BMI

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aren't juices usually vitamin rich

unless you're at sea for months most people get more than enough vitamins from eating normal food

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We're talking about redditor g*mers here though.

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This is a real banger of a :marseymutt: moment lmao

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The one thing reddit gets right. Pure water tastes amazing, especially if itโ€™s ice cold.

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Water is better than juice unless you're obese.

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Shut up and drink your God darned tea

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Watercels seething over teachads

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Exactly. Itโ€™s why redditors, as a whole, are so obese. Theyโ€™re all drinking water instead of tea.

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least unhealthy dramatard

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Are dramanaughts so contrarian now that they get mad at drinking water

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Just uninformed :marseysob:

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Well if u mean black tea the caffeine and such make it less hydrating than straight water

Most redditors seem to hate on straight water from my personal experience.

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Dramatards not recognizing obvious satire challenge

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Nah this isn't satire people unironically post this exact type of post very often and then jerk each other off because of how much they care about other's health

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I saw a life pro tip post where they said to remember to drink water at work. I thought there was no way anybody could be r-slurred enough to forget to drink water, but a bunch of people chimed in saying their coworkers had strokes and shit from dehydration.

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:marseyhealthy: but muh water doesn't taste good

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>dramatard acts superior by calling something obvious satire

>its not satire

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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Or maybe I just want to live under the illusion that such people can't exist? Idk man

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1. giant barrel of water beside your chair

2. endless supply of beef jerky

3. diapers

4. those small pedal things you can use while sitting in your chair

5. a second chair so you can stand up and move chairs

crisis averted. no one has to stop playing for even a second. :smoke:

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>not just calling your mom in to hold the pooping pot up to your chair when you have to go

ngmi

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yer ma is the one who changes yer diaper, but you tell all yer friends on groomercord it's totally some hot chick yer roommates with.

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Imagine the creature that not only wrote this but thought it was a good idea to post it on the internet

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come on let g*mers die in peace bruh

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"yeah a lot of us bulk ordered HP treats and snacks."

Wtf I love gamingcirclejerk now.

:#marseyyikes:

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Single player games aren't supposed to be like this.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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If you wanna play a game, just play it. Why you have to soy it up by ordering HP themed snacks and wearing HP pajamas?

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It is people like you that cheap out on the mood lighting when build the arena were you will pin the Weasleys.

:#marseyindignant:

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Wizard buss is the best because they can just wave a wand and tighten that ring back up

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:#marseygigaretard:

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:#marseyfrylock:

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yes because I have keeled over with 4 broken ribs gaming one too many times

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Post the link you r-slurred cute twink

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Redditors are a special kind of pathetic.

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