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:marseythreadprocessrentfree: An Absimp is the same as a Tooka :marseythreadprocessrentfree:

>be absimp

>be over a year ago

>create dramaaccount and larp as a foid (go by the name @tooka)

>create the needful on phone, a few weeks later create the absinthe account on computer so it doesn't get linked as an alt

>be tooka

>post for months without generating any suspicion ( :gigachad3: )

>even assimilate into janitor at one point (went nowhere when @Chapose kept pinning garbage and 90% of the jannies got demopped to avoid making @Chapose feel targeted and hurting his feelings or some straggy shit)

>be absimp

>get bored of larping as a dramafoid

>sexually harassmaxxx ur tooka alt and comment "ur gussy stinks" under every comment

>be tooka

>leave

>refuse to elaborate

>generate @QuadNarca sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate @carpathianflorist sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate more sneed that schizocel forgets because this was almost a year ago

>be absinthe

>be a few months ago

>log in to @tooka alt again, this time on computer

>accounts linked

>tooka alt confirmed

>be schizocel

>see the alts linked, interrogate absimp about this until he admits the truth, altho has yet to explain why he did it

>forgot to make the needful post about it because schizocel was busy generating capyseethe and sneksneed at the time

True story

@carpathianhotep @X (formerly chiobu) or anyone else with alt seeing eye pls confirm the needful

@JoeBiden @SoreNoell @Absinthe @TED_SIMP @elfbinn @birdenthusiast @FrozenChosen @MarseyIsMyWaifu @grizzly @useragent13 @Penny @AverageBen10Enjoyer @NoUntakenNames01 @R-slur_Masturbator @Losercel @bartendercel @fartneighbor @Tomboy_Respecter @PoweredByPhenethylamines @carpathianhotep @jackie @George_Floyd @Pog @HetsAreFeds @DarkDeity @derwitzmudbutt @jollyjihad @AdrenochromeJunkie @Allah (ο·») @Disorder @Lur @AverageTotally @bussycrazy5 @DisinformationLover @homophobic_femboy @24-7_ROCK_PEEPEE @ChristoffWChanderson @AnalSex @Akumuyume @garlicdoors @drumpf @Basedal-Assad @giveop @Lv100_Skeleton @Avalon @MouthFarting @cabalist @SpaceMilk @TheGreatTChallalenko @Biggles @getogeto @WPDisBetter @geese_suck @Sleepy_Major_General @Landlord_Messiah @nekobit @DrTransmisia @schizoSQL @gigachadglow @X (formerly chiobu) @Certifiedbussyoperator @everyone @Snakes @Goomble @duck discuss

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based on 5 pages of their comments tooka very rarely capitalises her comments but absinthe always does that (probably a phoneposter)

tooka uses "dox" while absinthe uses "doxx"

i'm not convinced they are the same person

@Schizo discuss

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I asked him on zoomercord and he admitted it lol

I was gonna make a post but this was during the December drama so I had other things in my mind at the time

Zoomercord server has since assimilated

I think I have screenshots somewhere but I am tired and lazy so believe it or don't ig

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wha?!?! frick i kno im gullible but damb :marseyrain:

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metadramacel fears the immediately admits to random allegationschad

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:marseyphonecall: "Hello, who is this? The Federal Bureau of Investigation? Yes, I did it. You haven't told me what I'm charged with? Doesn't matter. It was me. Thank you for calling."

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I'M GONNA COOOOOOOONFEEEEEESSS

:#marseyspyglow::#coomerpat:

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i believe you but not him

ask him to login to that account for proofmaxxing

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@Absinthe pls do the needful

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You're quite the shit disturber, Charizo. I'd like you if you weren't friends with that dastardly @SoreNoell.

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Who is charizo

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You're Charizo

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who the frick are you, I got your info

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I'm Tack. I introduced myself a few days ago, why are you being weird?

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I already printed the ghost gun

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What kind of ammo?

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22lr neighbor, I will use snakeshot to make your butt bleed out in the alley

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You must have bad intel, I don't live anywhere near an alley. I think I have some 22lrs kicking around though, you can have them.

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:marseylaughpoundfist::marseypopcorntime:

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I use doxx, absinthe alt confirmed

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they just sound different :marseysad: does not pass the vibe check

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I mean I was able to consistently maintain two different writing styles while I was krayon (sister toucher), it’s not that hard

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nah you'd go insane LARPing as that

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Assuming I wasn’t always deranged :marseydevil:

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