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  • SpaceMilk : THIS ENTIRE GOD FORSAKEN TIME, TOOKA WAS JUST A LARP BY A FRICKIGN INCEL!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT T
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:marseythreadprocessrentfree: An Absimp is the same as a Tooka :marseythreadprocessrentfree:

>be absimp

>be over a year ago

>create dramaaccount and larp as a foid (go by the name @tooka)

>create the needful on phone, a few weeks later create the absinthe account on computer so it doesn't get linked as an alt

>be tooka

>post for months without generating any suspicion ( :gigachad3: )

>even assimilate into janitor at one point (went nowhere when @Chapose kept pinning garbage and 90% of the jannies got demopped to avoid making @Chapose feel targeted and hurting his feelings or some straggy shit)

>be absimp

>get bored of larping as a dramafoid

>sexually harassmaxxx ur tooka alt and comment "ur gussy stinks" under every comment

>be tooka

>leave

>refuse to elaborate

>generate @QuadNarca sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate @carpathianflorist sneed :capysneedboat2:

>generate more sneed that schizocel forgets because this was almost a year ago

>be absinthe

>be a few months ago

>log in to @tooka alt again, this time on computer

>accounts linked

>tooka alt confirmed

>be schizocel

>see the alts linked, interrogate absimp about this until he admits the truth, altho has yet to explain why he did it

>forgot to make the needful post about it because schizocel was busy generating capyseethe and sneksneed at the time

True story

@carpathianhotep @X (formerly chiobu) or anyone else with alt seeing eye pls confirm the needful

@JoeBiden @SoreNoell @Absinthe @TED_SIMP @elfbinn @birdenthusiast @FrozenChosen @MarseyIsMyWaifu @grizzly @useragent13 @Penny @AverageBen10Enjoyer @NoUntakenNames01 @R-slur_Masturbator @Losercel @bartendercel @fartneighbor @Tomboy_Respecter @PoweredByPhenethylamines @carpathianhotep @jackie @George_Floyd @Pog @HetsAreFeds @DarkDeity @derwitzmudbutt @jollyjihad @AdrenochromeJunkie @Allah (ο·») @Disorder @Lur @AverageTotally @bussycrazy5 @DisinformationLover @homophobic_femboy @24-7_ROCK_PEEPEE @ChristoffWChanderson @AnalSex @Akumuyume @garlicdoors @drumpf @Basedal-Assad @giveop @Lv100_Skeleton @Avalon @MouthFarting @cabalist @SpaceMilk @TheGreatTChallalenko @Biggles @getogeto @WPDisBetter @geese_suck @Sleepy_Major_General @Landlord_Messiah @nekobit @DrTransmisia @schizoSQL @gigachadglow @X (formerly chiobu) @Certifiedbussyoperator @everyone @Snakes @Goomble @duck discuss

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Wait so we've been getting denied more of those cool Marseys that @tooka made not because they died or assimilated into @SoreNoell or whatever it's called but just because this dipshit gave up on an alt? Unironically seething rn

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tookah made the most creatively bankrupt emoji

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the marseycel fears the frogchad

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Don't be mean, I liked them.

:#marseysadge:

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