Worst House (for sale) in the World Contest [10k Marseybux Prize!] 
Omgawd gais!
I love judging things and looking at houses online and I swear to god if Redfin had a comment section I would never visit this god forsaken website ever again. I would be lost to the 'Fins.
Combining my love of judgement and online housing listings I am happy to announce that we're going to have a community enrichment contest to find the worst house in the world! The prize is 10k MB and the honor of having amused me for an hour because I fricking love looking at terrible houses. If you're good I'll whip up a badge (this will probably not happen ever but you can dream).
RULES:
1. House has to be for sale (no rental ads)
2. You must submit 1 photo from the listing site, and also link directly to the listing site.
3. "Worst/Awful/Terrible" is subjective, and I urge people to find an awful house that is awful for reasons deeper than simply being physically ugly/outdated. I was looking at the Bay earlier today and I think my soul left my body a few times.
4. Condos/townhomes are allowed.
5. "value is in the land" teardown lots do.not.count.periodt
So please submit your awful finds. I will pin this thread till this time tomorrow at which point I will create the official voting thread so we can all vote on the worst house evarrrr.
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B-word i stared at this comment for like 6 whole butt minutes trying to figure out what the frick youre on about and to you i say
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I'm so dramabrained I didn't realize he was talking about real estate until a quarter through the post
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I literally forget the stupid house things on this site even exist every day.
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Cuz ur not a vampire!
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Same I thought a house was gonna be yalled
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What?
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oh selling house femboy very funny
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https://www.era.pt/imovel/moradia-isolada-t1-quintal-viana-do-castelo-meadela-251230062
80% of portuguese cant afford this bargain right here 462 euros per square meter means you are paying for quality
The Virgin Mary picture and crucifix on the wall is pure sovl though
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I thought this was syria lmfao
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Are you at least getting a decent amount of land with this? Itβs obviously a tear down so what are the benefits?? You can buy a small mcmansion in rural USA for that kind of money
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since the price is 462 euro per square meter you are getting about 183 square meters of land
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Thatβs not bad then , seems reasonable
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might as well list it in parsecs per pascal.
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Usually that refers to floor area not land
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Hmm, but it also has "gross area 66mΒ²", which is 710ftΒ², which is smaller than my garage
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I mean why not just do the most basic clean up and tidy up operation and raise the price by another $5k or whatever.
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this is in the outskirts of a 88k population city, it has no business costing this much even without the aleppo aesthetic
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Still holy frick this couldny sell in any real town in my state for even 10k. It looks fricking condemned
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Imagine trying
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It's called patina, philistine
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For what exactly? I've seen footage of rubble from Ukraine in better condition than this. They have to be taking the piss right?
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Its a common tactic over here to set second hand items very expensive because the customer is expected to haggle and negotiate the price down. Maybe he thinks it applies to real estate too
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I get haggling but you'd have to get it down by like an order of magnitude
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Thats true especially for a portuguese salary, im hoping he meant 8.5k and had a typo
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why would they even use the first photo, lmao. its literally a picture of rubble. i cannot stop laughing at this
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That's a high quality concrete base my friend, think of what you could build on it
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It's weird how broken down and janky shit gets with poors. You have nothing else in the world to do, maybe straighten that shit out a bit
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Could explain why they're poor in the first place.
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Average poortuguese (moor) hovel
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would
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And Poortuguese mock Macacocels for living in Favelas
Most rich Viana do Castelocel.
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Blackrock Nonsense
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14288-Evanston-St-Detroit-MI-48213/88619208_zpid/
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Something about these pictures being sideways is fricking with my head
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Who the frick puts a potty on their wall?
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https://chataotulina.pl/
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My Trypophobia
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Reddit-tier phobia. Get a real one
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How does this make you feel?
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Biblically accurate angels!!!
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want to cronch it wiff my teefs owo
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Kinda looks like a bunch of sweet alien titties pokin out through little gloryholes.
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are those bug babies i remember seeing a video of baby hornets scraping the walls of the hive to communicate they are very hungry while their parents where getting burned to death
poor little bee roiders
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They're lotus seeds.
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Based and Windowpilled
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"Lots of natural light, this room just flows!"
:marseyhippieyuppie:
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This house is kinda gorgeous
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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They ruined an old build for this didnt they
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No. In fact you are banned from the state of Texas entirely.
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I'm already here. Really Dallas isn't far at all
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the bard drive-bys are creepy and perhaps one of the most terminally online things Ive ever seen anyone from this community partake in or find funny.
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How is it different from, say, birdwatching?
Imagine: a dramatard, parked across the street, cozy with a thermos full of hot coffee, patiently waiting for the reclusive bard to emerge from its nest and go pick some sticks or something. Bardwatching.
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Now try that logic with a judge
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I'll pay you $20 in DOGE to go.
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I hate that I recognised this picture.
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Why is the meter so high? What the frick is sticking out the side of the house?
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it looks comfy somehow
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How about becoming the landlord of a child's cartoon drawing of a house in Gary, Indiana for $35,000?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1516-Maryland-St-Gary-IN-46407/73342054_zpid/
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Pretty sure I've made that house in minecraft before
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Tbh I kinda like the Albanian Feud Tower aesthetic, seems kinda cozy to play IRL Tower Defense against the horde of crackheads. Plenty of room for activities with 2700 sqft too.
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If only it wasn't in Gary, IN
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LFG Gary IN shithole of the US tied with East st Louis
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https://www.redfin.com/MD/Ocean-Pines/31-Leigh-Dr-21811/home/23456684
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The whitest pictures that don't contain people I've ever seen.
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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what if we kissed in the dodge II shower
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How about I Ram (TM) you in the shower? Jkjk. Unless π€ππ
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Come hither
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holy cr*p come(c*m)to capy
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Something something hope you know how to drive stick (my peepee).
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Motoring decals on your shower, noice.
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This whole thread is just nick rocheforts stream with worse jokes
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I thought the interior was bad but then I saw the front of the house.
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Worst one
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McMansioncels get the rope
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