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Sexless redditors seethe at lady's lucky boyfriend getting BJs

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/pok4n7/my_boyfriend_loves_oral_i_dont_like_the_ending_in?sort=controversial

Even I'm envious tbh chick sounds like a trooper

I can hear the disappointment in his words and he’s been asking and asking for so long and I just didn’t know how to tell him I didn’t like it without offending him. Then I just unloaded on him tonight all of my insecurities. I know everyone is entitled to their preferences and I just want to feel like he will be satisfied and I don’t.

We’ve tried both and he finds it more sexy when I swallow. I told him the texture and saltiness makes it not okay for me. I’m fine with him climaxing on my face or my chest. Heck I’ll even suck his balls while he climaxes if that feels good but it feels like because I say no to finishing in my mouth he won’t even do the foreplay leading up to it.

You’re a gem. He has nothing to complain about.

Tell him to stop whining and enjoy what he gets. He’s lucky to get oral at all. I’ve been married for 13 years and have gotten a blowjob about 10 times. Haven’t had one in probably the last four years.

Yep. we have been married for 10 years. Never had oral. She refuses to try. When we got married she told me to wait a few years as she would warm up to it. Them eventually told me she will always tell me to " wait a few more years", because it's never going to happen. Won't let me try it on her either. She thinks the concept of either is disgusting.

Not to gatekeep him, but he has no idea how lucky he is.

Not being childish at all, he’s incredibly lucky that you are open to negotiating to the whole thing, you could just say no in general - instead he’s having a tantrum because you said no to finishing in your mouth.

That sounds like a fair deal to me. Telling you when he's about to c*m so you can redirect it doesn't sound like too big a request. He should feel lucky you give him any oral at all, not everyone is that lucky.

I love it but my wife will never put it in her mouth. 😥

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First off, b-word. Just suck it up. It takes 2 seconds to swallow.

Secondly,

I did this! My boyfriends was GROSS. He eats so unhealthy and it tastes like salt oil. After he tasted it, off my finger, never again asked me to swallow.

Holy frick, eat a vegetable.

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I would suggest avoiding some vegetables (most important being Carrots, Potatoes, Broccoli and Cauliflower, Cabbage and Eggplants) because they give c*m bitter-ish undertones. While the rumour about pineapples improving the taste of semen is partially true, I personally prefer fruit from the Rose family (Apples, Peaches, Strawberries and Cherries etc etc) and the occasional Citrus (Oranges are better than Lemons on this). Some herbs and spices like Mint and Saffron impart a nice subtle flavour to the c*m, so I would definitely recommend them.

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C*m connoisseur

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I wouldn't describe myself as one. I'm just someone who is passionate about the effects that various foods and lifestyle choices have on the taste of semen. Through my experiments I have discovered the three grades of foods which impact the flavour, texture and consistency of semen and am currently experimenting to bring about the highest grade of c*m by maximising all three parameters.

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When are you publishing your thesis?

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Definitely once I factor in ethnicity, so it's gonna take some time

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Only on this site would I see this shit.

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Thank you for your service.


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God Christ

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Looks like we have a c*m sommelier over here. How's this year's vintage?

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Or maybe just don't eat semen? Whot he frick avoids carrots to make better semen

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Good eyesight vs. tasty c*m

Choices choices...

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Good eyesight

Lmao you fell for 80 year old Anglo propoganda. Yes I'm victim blaming you.

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Nightblind German detected

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The Fats aren't alright

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New bait subreddit idea, perhaps?

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It will get banned immediately for ban evasion of fatpeoplehate.

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r/fatlogic exists and is fine.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I've been thinking about trying something like HAES critical, so I can seriouspost my thoughts and primary research without even having to cosplay, but I'm pretty sure anything spicier than r/fatlogic is going to get banned really quickly no matter what.


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Rename it r/healthconcern and fill it with links to actual studies pointing out that being fat is definitely fricking your life up along with images of fat people like the ones from whalewatch and it might work. Reddit can't just delete genuine statistically verified science.

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First off, b-word. Just suck it up. It takes 2 seconds to swallow.

That's what I told my wife, but she just can't get past the taste of diarrhea.

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Is fricked up tasting c*m common? I’ve never been told mine tastes off/strong and my diet is mostly meat/protein shakes/alcohol. Had a girl tell me she liked swallowing mime because her ex’s “tasted like battery acid.”


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Her ex was most probably eating weed edibles and smoking tobacco while on an eggs and red meat heavy diet.

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How many edibles would you have to be eating to change your semen’s taste. 🤔


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Usually a couple are enough to make an obvious difference for at least a week

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my diet is mostly meat/protein shakes/alcohol

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Hey I eat veggies, fruits, and take mult vitamins but I was saying thats where most of my calories are from.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Frick off, foid. I'll eat a vegetable when heck freezes over.

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Why would anyone share that L?

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Woah a ton of absolutely pathetic dead bedroom posts in there.

My wife said wait a few years and she'd try it

Why would you marry this?

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I don't think the average Redditor is that big on personal hygiene, so no wonder

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I was told mine tastes like vanilla

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Doesn't that mean you have the beetus or something?

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dunno, mine's like cookies n creme

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That's not a good symptom. Keep away from fermented diary and carbonated drinks with added sugar. Consume fresh fruit.

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Consume fresh fruit.

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I tried your suggestion and my peepee fell off

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That's not a good thing. Stay away from added sugars.

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Are you a sperm doctor? Graduated c*m laude?

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I am not qualified to give out medical advice. As stated elsewhere in this thread,

I'm just someone who is passionate about the effects that various foods and lifestyle choices have on the taste of semen. Through my experiments I have discovered the three grades of foods which impact the flavour, texture and consistency of semen and am currently experimenting to bring about the highest grade of c*m by maximising all three parameters.

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Haha gum dogdor :DD

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mine was creamy but salty apparently, dunno whether thats good or bad.

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It is good, your prostate and testicles are functioning well. If you want to make your c*m to taste less salty, just consume more water, cut down on added sugar and caffeine, try to avoid Olive oil and eat Citrus fruit regularly.

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Tell him to stop whining and enjoy what he gets. He’s lucky to get oral at all. I’ve been married for 13 years and have gotten a blowjob about 10 times. Haven’t had one in probably the last four years.

tell me she has a boyfriend without telling me she has a boyfriend

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Relevant

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lol all of those subs are sad

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nothing is sadder than AHS

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a ham sandwich

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Bitches who don’t swallow lmao no thank you

Also homeboy needs to get healthier. 99% chance they’re both fat.

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The only girls who refuse to get fricked in the mouth are those dating fatoids.

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Just remember when you start to read s*x posts, on the otherside of the comment is a 400lb redditor

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Here's a tip guys: ask the man in your life to take a shot of pineapple juice a day for your spermie flavoring benefit.

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os impurum

no thx barbarian

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im fine with him climaxing on my face or my chest. Heck I’ll even suck his balls while he climaxes

Fricking coomers, imagine saying no to this because of your dumb fetish lmao

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Reminds me of that Norm bit about not wanting to swallow because he thinks theres animals inside the c*m. Nah but seriously she should get him to eat some pineapple. Then everyone wins

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Yep I take a shot of pineapple juice a day and have for like 25 years.

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YTA

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this is great bait. it’s real, but hilarious. take notes

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Yeah, surprised they let it be up on that sub. Could have easily been bait

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Another post from you. I'm sure this one will be great. I'm sure I won't be disappointed in the least.


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