In Hogwarts Legacy there's an ex janitor named Carpe :marseysoypoint2:

>driven into retirement by intolerable buffoonery :marseyworried:

:#marseywizard::#marseycarpjannie:

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>when you realize peeves was a massive shitposter who spent hundreds of years harassing jannies

My childhood has been enhanced

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Carp would've loved this post. Too bad he's dead.

:marseysad:

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In heaven jannies earn double pay :marseyjanny2:

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:#marseyconfused:

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:#marseycarpdead:

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When and how?

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JKR confirmed dramatard?! :marseysoypoint!::marseyrowling!:

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@JoanneRowling discuss

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This needs to hit the train circles with drama lore as proof that the devs are chuds.

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Get me /r/gcj on the LINE STAT!

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They knew

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This site has gone mad :marseymeds:

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:#marseyit:

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Snappy was Peeves all along.

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Dude clussy lmao

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:#marseycarprentfree::#marseycarprentfree::#marseycarprentfree:

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In Romanian, "cΓ’rpe" means "rags"

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>knows romanian

GYPSY DETECTED

DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES

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I've locked all the doors and closed all the windows, sir. :platysalute:

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seize the carp

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Peeves was a dramanaut before it was popular.

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