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Post all your sins here

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I worked as a west German spy as a child and invented an essential part of every cell phone sometime in the early 2000s

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I think I may be a genuine asexual born out of an absolute repulsion for my own body. I’m turning 21 in a month and am no closer to losing my virginity. It doesn’t really bother me though. :marseyshrug:

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If you care you might care more about s*x if you put some effort into your looks.

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I forgot to flush last night

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:#marseytoilet:

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of fricking course there's a marsey for that

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:marseybikechainincident#:

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Many such cases :marseysad:

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I intentionally don't flush to troll my roommates

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I jerked off to the most fricked up shit today and feel weird about it. It was a picture of a college aged brunette wearing nothing but Converse. The Chuck Taylor Corporation is a family company and I know she didn't get their permission before posting. How could she defame America's most beloved manufacturer of affordable, high quality, iconic footwear?

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Link?

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Whenever I hear "Chuck Taylor" I think of Chuckie Taylor, one of the most notorious psychopaths of the Liberian Civil War. Kinda ruined the brand for me.

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In 1994, when he was a teenager he was involved in an altercation with deputies of Orange County, Florida. Afterward, Emmanuel moved to Liberia to live with his father,

"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin' to Liberia to live with your war criminal father."

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The Liberians who went back from America are fascinating. It shows how going to college here doesn't somehow make you a better person.

Reminds me of a story about a kid who moved from New Jersey to Afghanistan after the US invasion. He was asked why he'd wanted to live there. He said "because I can frick or kill anyone I want to".

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Any strag tried facesitting? Is it another fetish that's very hot until you try it, like fat girls?

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I'd like to 69 sometime but it's unlikely I'll ever find a woman (female) who's as tall as me

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Cute twink, if your dong is long enough she can be a lot shorter :marseyretardchad:

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Sure maybe for a 5'9" midget that works, but I'm six feet tall though so either I would get a neck cramp or she would

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>When it was hot b-word trying to dominate me

In heaven

>when it was a fat girl

Heck

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I mean yeah that's a death wish.

Too bad fat butt without being fat isn't that common.

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imo literally the best s*x you'll ever have. gussy, girldick, butt, it all feels so good grinding on your face :marseynut:

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I've sucked a peepee on multiple occasions and the idea of eating gussy makes me want to gag :marseysick:

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When it’s good it’s good. When it’s bad it’s so bad.

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And my dong don't make you gag? :marseylenny:

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i did but she had jeans. didnt even feel the human parts, it was just hard and heavy.

id do it again tho. its hot in a metaphysical sense.

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What

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what what

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in the butt

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You mean like eating her out while she’s kneeling over you? It’s okay. It’s one of those things that sounds better than it is, like 69ing

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I went to a gay orgy last night

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What’s the logistics of these things?

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Go to Grindr and ask around, require condom usage and don’t have s*x with somebody uninterested. Orgys aren’t that hard unless it’s a peepee

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How many diseases have you caught

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At least 5 but we used condoms and I’m on prep so I’ll get my penicillin shot next week

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honestly kind of hilarious ppl will take a new medication just because they want to keep having risky s*x lol

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The drug is highly regulated. Every 3 months I get kidney and liver function tests to get renewed. I also only take it when expecting to have s*x but it’s better safe than sorry

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I respect the hustle for bussy blasting

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Chimp blisters probably.

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I am a Reddit admin and have been with the company since 2018 and have probably been around /r/drama since 2016.

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Fake and straight

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I don't believe you.

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Frick off loser

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Lol seething

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I spend too muc hti9me on the computer

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NEET?

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I have 2 months to get my shit together or my life that has been (somewhat secretly) barely hanging on for the past 6 years is going to fully implode and it's stressing me the frick out

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:marseygossip:

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I used to be a straggot, but after becoming a coomer, femboys make me horny

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I love seeing self improvement :marseywholesome:

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2 months till my exams that will decide if ii get to stay alive or not lol

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Found the @maggotz

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Lost my virginity to a prostitute. Honestly i was bored on my 22nd b day and had a shit ton of money at the time so i was like frick it. Honestly dont regret it, I would’ve been an incel otherwise

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I got bad news for you

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Eh it kinda made me realize s*x wasn’t some magical shit women were withholding from me.

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Honesty s*x for me is no better than jacking off. Doing it with someone you care about is way better.

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If you thought about it a bit more you'd have realized it's not the s*x but cuddling with someone you love and feeling loved, which isn't something a prostitute can provide

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Go to Japan.

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Neither can a foid tho

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If that's the case then being an incel has nothing at all to do with celibacy, involuntary or otherwise and is more to do with not being able to attract romantic attention.

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Poorcel cope

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Cumbrain cope

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i also lost my virginity to a prostitute as an adult, AND I'm still an incel AND I imagined she was my aunt to c*m

beat that

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easily done

I lost my virginity when I was single digits old

sorry you were too ugly as a child for even the chomos

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:#marseycheerup:

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