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Only one of SA Navyโ€™s four frigates operational; no submarines serviceable - Chinks :marseychingchong::marseysaluteccp: stare in abject horror at the degree of incompetence and neglect of their fabulous new BRICS allies in latest RSA Navel drills

https://www.defenceweb.co.za/featured/only-one-of-sa-navys-four-frigates-operational-no-submarines-serviceable

A few weeks ago, our ANC commie overlords deemed it prudent to let South Africa pledge their undying romance to their BRICS allies with Russia and China in Navel war drills :marseysailor::marseysneedboat:

Much to the chargin of many media strags whom are overwhelmingly pro Ukraine and anti orc, the ANC basically didn't really give a shit about the scathing 1 star reviews our journ*lists gave them for this crime against humanity :marseynotes::marseybluecheck::marseyjourno:

Also men like my dad and all my uncles whom had to do conscription during the apartheid years and are all ardent anti communists, were all basically spazzing out and writhing one the floor with foam coming out of their mouths lmoa, at the sheer indignation of having our once proud navy basically being cucked by our Cold War mortal foes

But the REAL r-sluration prize winner prize๐Ÿ† moment was the barely disguised shock and horror our chink allies had on live television when they came to the horrifying conclusion what a 3rd rate 3rd world dogshit trash our modern military was.

I've been trying for two weeks to find live footage from SABC but that shit doesn't find its way on TV, so you strags will just have to take my word for it

Basically Russia has known we were useless since 20 years ago, but they are pretty good at diplomacy with they satellites, but clearly China is new to the game of inspection of their new subjects and they clearly had the misconceptions that RSA military & navy of today was still equavalent to that of 25 years ago lmoa

That fricking China admirals shock to hear non of our fricking subs were seaworthy :marseychingchongitsover:

It was like realising any future war that would involve RSA being a complete strategic dead weight Italian ww2 style:mussolini:

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