https://kiwifarms.net/threads/foodists-foodistzen-malagasy-clay-eaters-clay-party-homophobe-army.136362/page-12#post-15480846
It starts with an incoherent essay (warning: 
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Sprate takes notice and sends them an offer:
Heckin zoomer spergs at a clay eating foodist:
Negotiations begin:
Finally the zoomer hilariously sends Sprate their fricking address and gets offered a hat:
Tbh the zoomer is lucky Sprate is nice enough to not publish their address on the farms unless the Foodists have it.
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Kiwicels have a laugh at this dumb zoomer 
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Actual good advice. Will he listen
Dramatards, this is a lesson on why you should teach your kids good OPSEC.
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Zoomers are horrible at Opsec, including most of you on here who are only a few loose connections away from your real identities.
Just take the transparency pill like me and just be as much of a shitposter in real life as you are online. That way you have nothing to worry about.
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All the bussyposting here unironically helped me come out with my love for femmes and my friends have been supportive
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As soon as you realize how hilarious it is to just speak your thoughts with no filter in real life, the better. Makes it really easy to get what you want in relationships, both platonic and sexual with people and not waste time playing games.
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I would say BIPOC too much for that to work out.
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I have Touretteβs syndrome. I wake up every morning with my brain screaming at me to say it. If I can manage, so can you.
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I only speak in emojis, π
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Youβre supposed to lie about it all. Own a cat? No you donβt, itβs a malamute. Work in tech? Nope, itβs sales. Where do you live? Anywhere but where you actually live lmao.
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Iβm a Senior In-Store Retail Marketing Specialist with the potential to make up to $200k a year while being driven to work by my fat, ketchup stuffed girlfriend.
Has anybody wondered how Pizza is able to go from store to store when he doesnβt know how to drive?
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Man I wish Pepsi Next would come back. It was like half and half diet and regular.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi_Next
The current Coke Zero is so close in taste to full-flavor though I canβt complain.
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when zero first came out it tasted like butt, new recipe is alright.
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My parents started giving me Coke when I was still in a stroller just to shut me up and it kinda fricked me for life.
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Thereβs always time to break the cycle, brother.
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I switched to diet about ten years ago and that solved most of my issues. I drink sparkling water too. I just canβt be refreshed without carbonation.
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I smoked cigarettes for ten years and that was easier to quit.
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I'm a straggot managing retail in Wisconsin.
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I think being exposed to the internet when it was the wild west and when you had to actually know some code and html to do a lot of shit helped, now zoomoids just get apps for everything and never even question what the frick is going on behind the frontend
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When I see someone calling reddit an app
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Itβs a fricking terribly coded message board and r-slurs act like it was revolutionary.
Would have been SA if Lowtax hadnβt been an r-slur about it. I think he given a big offer for SA before the
s pushed everyone out circa 2010
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I miss the days of all websites having equal likelihood of sending you to Goatse.
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You can give out some basic info, just throw in some lies too
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Not everyone has a harem of coons to fall back on. You could lose everything. Your house, cars, money. And you'd be perfectly happy living in the woods with your coons.
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Heck Iβm actively working at losing it all myself.
I just want to build a little modified A-frame cabin in the woods with room for a wildlife rehab, a workshop for my cowtools, one fun car, one utilitarian car, and my boat.
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name and shame them
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No. I could, and thereβs some really funny shit, but it would ruin any trust and be a major butthole thing to do. The only way Iβd let them or an admin know is if I noticed they were dangerously close to being doxxed by someone with bad intentions here. I like the people here. You are all my friends (except for vatBIPOCs).
Except Mellokind. Iβve given everyone his name and phone number.
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dont dox just name the people with bad opsec
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The people who do Iβve let know privately. If I publicly name them that just tells everyone else that they can easily find out the userβs identity. I know Iβm on rDrama but Iβm not r-slurred.
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New site motto: rDrama but not rSlur.
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I NEED DEETS I NEED DEETS DEETS DEETZ NOW
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Spend a summer doing repo and youβll start seeing pings everywhere.
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repo?
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Repossession of assets. Pay your bills or the bankβs gonna want that car/boat/plane back, and donβt think you can hide.
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can you pm me my first name?
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