It starts with an incoherent essay (warning: )
Sprate takes notice and sends them an offer:
Heckin zoomer spergs at a clay eating foodist:
Negotiations begin:
Finally the zoomer hilariously sends Sprate their fricking address and gets offered a hat:
Tbh the zoomer is lucky Sprate is nice enough to not publish their address on the farms unless the Foodists have it.
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Kiwicels have a laugh at this dumb zoomer :
Actual good advice. Will he listen
Dramatards, this is a lesson on why you should teach your kids good OPSEC.
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oops i just saw this uhhhhh
glad you liked it lol, was fun
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Oh no way, I thought @Sprate was @PublicPolicyEnjoyer (original name KiwiLurker)
Hi @Sprate! I don't spend much time on KF but when I do go clicking around I see you in random threads and your posts are almost always engaging.
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could you flirt any more blatantly right now geez
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yes but im playing hard to get
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Sprate isnβt me.
If you are looking interesting places on KF to click around on, you should check out Nullβs profile. He makes to sure to pop in on threads when things are heating up. He is also brings down the hammer in the same way that you do when people start doing things that would attract law enforcement attention.
Or you can listen to his weekly podcast in which he covers dramatic topics in a funny way. I usually listen to it while working.
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what if it was a fake address and sprate is getting baited lol
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That would be funnier
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i think it's entirely possible if you look at the comments from that angle lol, it feels too deliberate as compared to like that kiwicel accidentally posting his meds with his name
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Counterpoint: Zoomers really are this dumb.
Remember when millennials were a thing? And everyone was like βthe next generations are going to be even smarter and more tech-savvyβ
And now here we are
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If you know any compsci academiacels, ask them about this. Apparently the students in (non-shit) universities can be clueless. Like, need an explanation of what a file path is clueless.
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This is a new meme as of the past year or two.
Itβs obscuring the wider truth that normies donβt know how to use computers.
Itβs not a generational thing. You have to have some level of autism to have a generalized understanding of computers.
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The phone generation has been a disaster for the human race.
Basically anyone whose first computer use was on mobile internet
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Those people would not have used the computers 20 years ago. This is the disconnect. Zoomers arenβt particularly better or worse itβs that computers are required to work now and the r-slurs that would have gone under the radar are showing up.
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I got banned from a couple servers because wildchild did this same exact thing and when I was like βoh hey First Lastnameβ they called me a doxxer lmao
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That essay doesn't read like GPT though
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Nah this dude is very obviously super neurodivergent
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Dude, it does kinda feel like op, just to perfect. Iβve had a pet theory for a while now that as more millennials and now the first zoomers start filtering into the agency someone is going to try something to try and make their careers by a high profile swatting bust or similar. The kind of red meat that ambitious DAs and alphabets make their reputation on that for past generations meant organized crime busts
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Zoomers are horrible at Opsec, including most of you on here who are only a few loose connections away from your real identities.
Just take the transparency pill like me and just be as much of a shitposter in real life as you are online. That way you have nothing to worry about.
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Youβre supposed to lie about it all. Own a cat? No you donβt, itβs a malamute. Work in tech? Nope, itβs sales. Where do you live? Anywhere but where you actually live lmao.
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Iβm a Senior In-Store Retail Marketing Specialist with the potential to make up to $200k a year while being driven to work by my fat, ketchup stuffed girlfriend.
Has anybody wondered how Pizza is able to go from store to store when he doesnβt know how to drive?
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Man I wish Pepsi Next would come back. It was like half and half diet and regular.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi_Next
The current Coke Zero is so close in taste to full-flavor though I canβt complain.
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when zero first came out it tasted like butt, new recipe is alright.
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I donβt drink soda but it feels like the big displays at my local grocery store are usually pepsi.
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My parents started giving me Coke when I was still in a stroller just to shut me up and it kinda fricked me for life.
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Thereβs always time to break the cycle, brother.
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I switched to diet about ten years ago and that solved most of my issues. I drink sparkling water too. I just canβt be refreshed without carbonation.
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I smoked cigarettes for ten years and that was easier to quit.
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I'm a straggot managing retail in Wisconsin.
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I think being exposed to the internet when it was the wild west and when you had to actually know some code and html to do a lot of shit helped, now zoomoids just get apps for everything and never even question what the frick is going on behind the frontend
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When I see someone calling reddit an app
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Itβs a fricking terribly coded message board and r-slurs act like it was revolutionary.
Would have been SA if Lowtax hadnβt been an r-slur about it. I think he given a big offer for SA before the s pushed everyone out circa 2010
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I miss the days of all websites having equal likelihood of sending you to Goatse.
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You can give out some basic info, just throw in some lies too
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All the bussyposting here unironically helped me come out with my love for femmes and my friends have been supportive
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As soon as you realize how hilarious it is to just speak your thoughts with no filter in real life, the better. Makes it really easy to get what you want in relationships, both platonic and sexual with people and not waste time playing games.
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I would say BIPOC too much for that to work out.
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I have Touretteβs syndrome. I wake up every morning with my brain screaming at me to say it. If I can manage, so can you.
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I only speak in emojis, π
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Not everyone has a harem of coons to fall back on. You could lose everything. Your house, cars, money. And you'd be perfectly happy living in the woods with your coons.
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Heck Iβm actively working at losing it all myself.
I just want to build a little modified A-frame cabin in the woods with room for a wildlife rehab, a workshop for my tools, one fun car, one utilitarian car, and my boat.
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name and shame them
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No. I could, and thereβs some really funny shit, but it would ruin any trust and be a major butthole thing to do. The only way Iβd let them or an admin know is if I noticed they were dangerously close to being doxxed by someone with bad intentions here. I like the people here. You are all my friends (except for vatBIPOCs).
Except Mellokind. Iβve given everyone his name and phone number.
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dont dox just name the people with bad opsec
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The people who do Iβve let know privately. If I publicly name them that just tells everyone else that they can easily find out the userβs identity. I know Iβm on rDrama but Iβm not r-slurred.
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New site motto: rDrama but not rSlur.
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I NEED DEETS I NEED DEETS DEETS DEETZ NOW
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Spend a summer doing repo and youβll start seeing pings everywhere.
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repo?
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Repossession of assets. Pay your bills or the bankβs gonna want that car/boat/plane back, and donβt think you can hide.
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can you pm me my first name?
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How are people this bad with opsec? I have online friends I have spoken to daily for years that donβt even know my name.
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Aren't autists the only ones willing to put in the time for proper opsec? It's the normies who post dog porn under their Facebook.
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I want a cool hat.
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Why did this zoomer deserve to get doxxed? What did he do
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Giving your address to someone on KF with a pinky promise to not dox you?
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agreed xister
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only this gif and this image stolen from the thread can express what i just saw
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lmaoooo fricking dumb zoomie
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Unfortunately, the clock is ticking
The hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
Do you understand?
I understand<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>remain ignorant
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Wtf is a cyberdefense kit?
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