I was browsing new on /r/austin when this comment under an innocuous post caught my attention.
OP: Is the quality of the baguettes HEB sells changing? Iโm not saying itโs worse but the quality seems changing based on a year ago.
/u/Crystalscante: They taste fine, but I usually trash pick and get the day old ones that are a little stale.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/11y26zx/is_the_quality_of_the_baguettes_heb_sells/
It just made me think, is this neighbor admitting they eat bread out of dumpsters behind HEB? So naturally I had to investigate and clicked their profile. 
Here are their most recent post I saw that made me want to post them here:
Hot railing or smoking ritalin: I accidentally purchased some ritalin thinking they were meth pills. Can I smoke them? Iโve had them in my drawer and I donโt know what to do with them. I have 15 and I usually smoke meth so would it be okay just to drop them in my pipe? Should I hot rail them?
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stims/comments/11y152s/hot_railing_or_smoking_ritalin/
Naturally I knew I had a tard on my hands and had to dig deeper. 
Am I microdosing? I just found out about microdosing and Iโm trying it out with meth. I have used meth for a while but Iโm trying new things. I am smoking .1 it helps but only for a bit. It helps me get through the day but I have to re dose every 3 hours or so. Iโm smoking a gram or so a day. Anyone have tips or micro doses meth?
https://old.reddit.com/r/microdosing/comments/11xnzhy/am_i_microdosing/
For the non degenerate dramatards here, you cannot microdose meth, you are either on it or not. People usually try to change their long term thought patterns by microdosing psychedelics but I guess he could manage to give himself stim psychosis? 
Is this a good bike? I got it from my friend
https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/11li6ty/is_this_a_good_bike_i_got_it_from_my_friend/
Dude literally has a fricking bolt cutter behind the bike, which is laid over for some reason? I'm sure his friend gave it to him. 
Whatโs the worst thing youโve done for meth? Iโve blown a guy for a .2 behind a gas station.
https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/110wh1l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_done_for_meth/
This thread is full of a bunch of other losers too, check it out! 
Selling catalytic converters
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/110rkxm/selling_catalytic_converters/
I'll personally gift paypig status to any user here who manages to shoot a junkie stealing the cat off a car.
Best place to exchange services?
Looking for a good spot in Houston to exchange adult work for cash or other stuff. Where are is a good spot?
https://old.reddit.com/r/houstoncirclejerk/comments/10yzo9g/best_place_to_exchange_services/
The meth whore posted to /r/houstoncirclejerk thinking its a fricking prostitution subreddit.
How to sell catalytic converters
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https://old.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/10wo1t3/how_to_sell_catalytic_converters/
Another attempt to sell a catalytic converter, this time a few weeks ago and in Houston, seems to be hopping motels or bumping around.
Best city to backpack in Texas? Looking for a good cities that I could backpack in Texas. I just watched a tv show on backpacking and I want to start off in Texas after my motel week is up.
(normal advice about parks)
I was thinking urban camping.
https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/110pau6/best_city_to_backpack_in_texas/
Confirmed hopping motels, probably paid for by selling stolen shit. Also, who the frick asks about " urban camping" i.e. being homeless, on a backpacking sub?? Or thinks that's a remotely good idea in Texas where the metros can span hundreds of square miles?
Methamphetamine and glaucoma: I was told I had nerve thinning and have lots of Vizual field loss. How bad is smoking a little meth for glaucoma? I smoke a couple times a week but nothing serious.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Glaucoma/comments/10saajx/methamphetamine_and_glaucoma/
R-slur. 
Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up
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Illiterate but not even the biggest r-slur on /r/wallstreetbets 
Metal recycling centers
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https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/101mwnq/metal_recycling_centers/
More catalytic converter posting. 
I donโt feel safe working out with women. Next thing you know Iโm facing 2 years in prison.
Weird comment that comes off as r*pey, like I get what he was trying to say but it just comes off as "look if I see a woman wearing workout clothes, Im gonna r*pe her." Thread has lots of bickering and arguing. 
Hate to say this but youโre going to have to work the truck stops. No shame weโve all done it.
One based comment, telling a le 420 weed smoker they're gonna have to suck peepee to get their car out of impound and see their mom who has cervical cancer. 
I get spun and I go on copper sprees or muffler hunting.
No really? Couldn't tell by literally every other thing you post. 
Anyone night skiing in Denver?
https://old.reddit.com/r/COsnow/comments/10xgt4e/keystone_afternoon_night_skiing/
Replied to a post on a Colorado snow sports subreddit thinking it was for finding people to do cocaine with lmao. 
Fent. Donโt waste it just mix a bit with your crystal. Great high.
Youโre an idiot. Good thing you wonโt live long enough to procreate
I got two kids with 2 different mommas.
https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107r5tv/what_is_this_im_guessing_heroin/j3psn25/
Tells another junkie who was given fent to go ahead and do it. I feel sorry for those kids, makes me want to be pro eugenics. 
In summary this account is only 2 months old and I can only see this going farther downhill. Will keep a tab on them.
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I'm not an expert but I think the frameset alone on that bike costs like $2-3k
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Didnโt look cheap to me but bicycles are some thing I know nothing about.
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I think it's this, but with a different color scheme, perhaps an earlier model year
https://www.specialized.com/us/en/demo-race-frameset/p/199783?color=320376-199783
That's not counting the other hardware on that bike which could easily be hundreds or even up to a couple thousand more
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Looks about right to me. Maybe I should offer to buy it and just take it lmao
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Might be worth a try for the lulz
my guess is he already sold it to a chop shop or traded it to his dealer for meth by now, probably didn't get his money's worth either unless he knew what he had
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Googling/image searching isnโt that hard but then again, this guy seems legitimately r-slurred
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My dad would have john wicked for that bike and i'm not even trying to be redditor tier funny here the man loves his mountain bikes and them shits alone can cost an arm and a leg depending on how much hardware you put unto it.
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Ohlins makes high end mountain bike components, the fork and coil shocks on this bike could easily be $1500+. Frame looks older but well cared for & with other custom parts. It is a Downhill bike built for steep descents and not easy to pedal. Nobody would ride this around in a city, they would take it to a mountain or a bike park to ride and then store it when they return.
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I was wondering what that fork brand was! I don't know parts that well so I didn't recognize it. lmao this is a whole new level of
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yeah, it's a specialized full-sus mbt, i wonder how he got his hands on it. that is the type of bike you lock away inside a garage unless you're a ruralcel.
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Crime of opportunity probably. I know people who have had expensive mbts stolen right out of their garage when they went inside for a glass of water and the perp just rode away with it straight to the chop shop
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