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EFFORTPOST [EFFORTPOST] Absolute shit show of a human being, eating dumpster baguettes, "microdosing" meth, and stealing catalytic converters :marseypoor::marseybowl:

I was browsing new on /r/austin when this comment under an innocuous post caught my attention.

OP: Is the quality of the baguettes HEB sells changing? I’m not saying it’s worse but the quality seems changing based on a year ago.

/u/Crystalscante: They taste fine, but I usually trash pick and get the day old ones that are a little stale.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/11y26zx/is_the_quality_of_the_baguettes_heb_sells/

It just made me think, is this neighbor admitting they eat bread out of dumpsters behind HEB? So naturally I had to investigate and clicked their profile. :marseypoor:

Here are their most recent post I saw that made me want to post them here:

Hot railing or smoking ritalin: I accidentally purchased some ritalin thinking they were meth pills. Can I smoke them? I’ve had them in my drawer and I don’t know what to do with them. I have 15 and I usually smoke meth so would it be okay just to drop them in my pipe? Should I hot rail them?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Stims/comments/11y152s/hot_railing_or_smoking_ritalin/

Naturally I knew I had a tard on my hands and had to dig deeper. :marseyjunkie:

Am I microdosing? I just found out about microdosing and I’m trying it out with meth. I have used meth for a while but I’m trying new things. I am smoking .1 it helps but only for a bit. It helps me get through the day but I have to re dose every 3 hours or so. I’m smoking a gram or so a day. Anyone have tips or micro doses meth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/microdosing/comments/11xnzhy/am_i_microdosing/

For the non degenerate dramatards here, you cannot microdose meth, you are either on it or not. People usually try to change their long term thought patterns by microdosing psychedelics but I guess he could manage to give himself stim psychosis? :marseybangfast:

Is this a good bike? I got it from my friend

https://i.redd.it/cuym6nagngma1.jpg

https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/11li6ty/is_this_a_good_bike_i_got_it_from_my_friend/

Dude literally has a fricking bolt cutter behind the bike, which is laid over for some reason? I'm sure his friend gave it to him. :marseyrobber:

What’s the worst thing you’ve done for meth? I’ve blown a guy for a .2 behind a gas station.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/110wh1l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_done_for_meth/

This thread is full of a bunch of other losers too, check it out! :marseybukkake:

Selling catalytic converters

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/110rkxm/selling_catalytic_converters/

I'll personally gift paypig status to any user here who manages to shoot a junkie stealing the cat off a car.

Best place to exchange services?

Looking for a good spot in Houston to exchange adult work for cash or other stuff. Where are is a good spot?

https://old.reddit.com/r/houstoncirclejerk/comments/10yzo9g/best_place_to_exchange_services/

The meth whore posted to /r/houstoncirclejerk thinking its a fricking prostitution subreddit.

How to sell catalytic converters

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/10wo1t3/how_to_sell_catalytic_converters/

Another attempt to sell a catalytic converter, this time a few weeks ago and in Houston, seems to be hopping motels or bumping around.

Best city to backpack in Texas? Looking for a good cities that I could backpack in Texas. I just watched a tv show on backpacking and I want to start off in Texas after my motel week is up.

(normal advice about parks)

I was thinking urban camping.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/110pau6/best_city_to_backpack_in_texas/

Confirmed hopping motels, probably paid for by selling stolen shit. Also, who the frick asks about " urban camping" i.e. being homeless, on a backpacking sub?? Or thinks that's a remotely good idea in Texas where the metros can span hundreds of square miles?

Methamphetamine and glaucoma: I was told I had nerve thinning and have lots of Vizual field loss. How bad is smoking a little meth for glaucoma? I smoke a couple times a week but nothing serious.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Glaucoma/comments/10saajx/methamphetamine_and_glaucoma/

R-slur. :marseydoctor:

Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up

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https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10oe7co/rescission_is_here_cocaine_use_is_declining_and/

Illiterate but not even the biggest r-slur on /r/wallstreetbets :marseywallst:

Metal recycling centers

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https://old.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/101mwnq/metal_recycling_centers/

More catalytic converter posting. :marseythief:

I don’t feel safe working out with women. Next thing you know I’m facing 2 years in prison.

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/10pk8g9/a_mens_only_gym_so_guys_dont_have_to_fear/j6lkn8p/?context=3

Weird comment that comes off as r*pey, like I get what he was trying to say but it just comes off as "look if I see a woman wearing workout clothes, Im gonna r*pe her." Thread has lots of bickering and arguing. :marseydisconcerting:

Hate to say this but you’re going to have to work the truck stops. No shame we’ve all done it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/115jlhz/is_there_any_way_around_impound_fees_in_texas/j939mwb/?context=3

One based comment, telling a le 420 weed smoker they're gonna have to suck peepee to get their car out of impound and see their mom who has cervical cancer. :marseyfans:

I get spun and I go on copper sprees or muffler hunting.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107zszu/smoking_and_painting_nothing_else_to_do_when_broke/j3pt5xm/?context=3

No really? Couldn't tell by literally every other thing you post. :marseyschizotwitch:

Anyone night skiing in Denver?

https://old.reddit.com/r/COsnow/comments/10xgt4e/keystone_afternoon_night_skiing/

Replied to a post on a Colorado snow sports subreddit thinking it was for finding people to do cocaine with lmao. :marseyski:

Fent. Don’t waste it just mix a bit with your crystal. Great high.

You’re an idiot. Good thing you won’t live long enough to procreate

I got two kids with 2 different mommas.

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/107r5tv/what_is_this_im_guessing_heroin/j3psn25/

Tells another junkie who was given fent to go ahead and do it. I feel sorry for those kids, makes me want to be pro eugenics. :marseyfloyd:

In summary this account is only 2 months old and I can only see this going farther downhill. Will keep a tab on them.

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This guy smokes meth, sucks men off behind gas stations, steals bikes and catalytic converters all day, and eats stale bread he stole from a dumpster behind HEB. This guy sounds based AF. Truly a modern-day greek philosopher like Diogenes. :marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown::marseykingcrown:

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He’s also pro gun and randomly butts in to tell redditors gun control doesn’t work

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>thief in texas

>pro gun

:#marseythonk:

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The guy who steals mountain bikes and catalytic converters indeed would know what kinds of laws are easy to get away with breaking

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We need to invite this guy to post on rDrama.


:#marseyklennycross:

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Needful

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16794568673484871.webp

:#marseyagree:

Edit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16794583502114036.webp

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>There are tons of user on rDrama who would be happy to pay you for your services.

Best I can do for the blowjob is 250 dramacoins and 17 marseybucks. Final offer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16794576825306652.webp

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How much for battle toads? :marseypepe2:

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I love that you included the post title

:marseyxd:

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I like how his sole focus was on "meet up?...I don't...unless..."

This neighbor is seriously unwell. Perfect for rDrama.

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rdrama :marseysignup: user brutally murdered...

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He really is not all there...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16795834561379201.webp

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Hahhahaha holy frick this guy’s dumber than I thought possible.

Ask what he has for sale lmao.

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Ask what he has for sale lmao

:#marseyglow2:

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Neighbor he steals shit like $3k mountain bikes and catalytic converters. You think the guy sucking dudes at a gas station for .2 can afford enough drugs to sell??

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Ask him when he gets here.

Egyptian black lives matter

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>I stole a bike from a girl to sell for $5.00 and bought meth with it.

This guy stole a little girl's bike for $5 of meth. I'm sure if we offered him a single dollar he'd become a regular user and post about his meth addiction here. :marseywalterwhite:

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"So there's this orange cat right"

Guy yelling into girl ear at club jpg

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Doesn't bardfinn live in his area? :marseytroublemaker: Some burger offer him money to go harass xer.

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:#marseyfedpostyes:

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No Bardfinn lives 200 miles from Austin.

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How long of a bike ride (on meth) is that?

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~30 hours?

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Give this drug addict a ride :marseyangel: Its for Marsey. :marseypleading2:

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a meth head with a bike can cover a tremendous amount of ground

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The funniest part of all this is he’s also got two kids from two different women. More proof for my theory that 99.9% of incels are actually just regular dudes with too much inhibition.

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The virgin wagie bug

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Vs the chad glassblowing aristocrat of the soul

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I'd feel a twinge of admiration as I am forced into a self defence situation because he's stealing my catalytic converter

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You can’t steal from a dumpster, those nerds are trying too get rid of their trash, not keep it!

Black lives matter

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BRB about to head to this neighbor's house and start digging through his trash.

:#marseyopossum:

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Black Lives Matter

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:#marseysniff::#marseytampon:

Why the FRICK does a Marsey tampon exist?

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Delete this message NOW

Black lives matter

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He sounds like both a BIPOC and a cute twink. Diogenes didn't steal people's shit you dumb ape :donkeykongsad:

Black lives matter

...not!

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>Not a therapist but I’ve had a relationship with a volunteer therapist in prison. she was caught and I was put in the hole. We didn’t even smash just kissed.

Holy shit this guy is such a gold mine. Also what therapist tries to frick a meth addict in prison? :marseyconfused:

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foid try not to fall in love with the single worst man possible challenge (impossible)

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But she can fix him :marseylaugh:

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Fits the therapist stereotype of “Im a mommy” and “I can fix them”

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Also fits the foid stereotype of "being r-slurred"

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:#marseyfoidretard:

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Are you new to foids :marseyconfused:

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One who recognizes Chad

:#chad:

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One with a good heart.

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A very obese and desperate one


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My neighbor, hotrailing ritalin?

:#marseyxd::!#brainletpit:

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Also from that thread:

Oh thanks! I’ll try to shoot it and report back. I’ll make sure to filter it with cotton no worries. Might mix it with some if it’s good. Trying to lay off the needle but this is a good occasion. I’ll report back. Definitely a good a idea. Thanks.

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Do it cute twink

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That’s wack. Now boofing adderall, on the other hand…

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CriteriaScoreExplanation
DRAMA⭐⭐⭐🔘🔘People described are not extremely angry, but there is some drama.
BIZARRE⭐⭐⭐⭐🔘Unusual circumstances and behavior described in the article.
POTENTIAL⭐⭐⭐🔘🔘Some people may get angry due too the events described.
BAIT⭐⭐🔘🔘🔘Little chance of angering the target audience.
HUMOR⭐⭐⭐⭐🔘Funny for some readers, but not absolutely hilarious.

Total Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐🔘 (BIZARRE)

A wildly bizarre article, but it could use more rage too truly enrage its audience.

  • The article describes a person eating dumpster baguettes and "microdosing" meth. (BIZARRE, HUMOR)

  • The person also steals catalytic converters and tries too sell them. (BIZARRE, POTENTIAL)

  • They posted on /r/houstoncirclejerk thinking it was a prostitution subreddit. (BIZARRE, HUMOR)

  • The person has a history of odd and questionable behavior, as seen in their Reddit comments. (BIZARRE, HUMOR)

  • The article mocks the person's actions and provides a humorous commentary on their behavior. (HUMOR)

LongpostSlayer is run by @DiddyMoon. It uses GPT-4 too summarize and rate longposts. Ping him if there's a problem

TRANS LIVES MATTER (yes, someone actually chudded LongpostSlayer)

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Lol someone chudded the bot.

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Can't wait to see a 5 star bizarre post

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@DiddyMoon I guess this is pretty accurate. I would also say posting all this shit publicly is bizarre.

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Lol someone chudded the bot.

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>HeyMoon makes yet another bot

:#marseyeyeroll:

cyber trans lives matter

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:#marseyhawaii:

Snapshots:

/r/austin:

/u/Crystalscante:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/11y26zx/is_the_quality_of_the_baguettes_heb_sells/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Stims/comments/11y152s/hot_railing_or_smoking_ritalin/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/microdosing/comments/11xnzhy/am_i_microdosing/:

https://i.redd.it/cuym6nagngma1.jpg:

https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/11li6ty/is_this_a_good_bike_i_got_it_from_my_friend/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/meth/comments/110wh1l/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_done_for_meth/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/110rkxm/selling_catalytic_converters/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/houstoncirclejerk/comments/10yzo9g/best_place_to_exchange_services/:

/r/houstoncirclejerk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/10wo1t3/how_to_sell_catalytic_converters/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/110pau6/best_city_to_backpack_in_texas/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Glaucoma/comments/10saajx/methamphetamine_and_glaucoma/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10oe7co/rescission_is_here_cocaine_use_is_declining_and/:

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@X (formerly chiobu) is there a Hunter S. Thompson Marsey yet?

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:#marseyjourno:

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weaksauce you can do better sweety

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/167945648679614.webp

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Take a bunch of acid and then try again when you start hearing dinosaurs

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Great post king, good find too :marseydetective:

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Thanks

:marseykneel:

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:mars#eyjunkie:

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>I smoke meth a couple times a week but nothing serious

brother

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Also when you consider smoking entails staying up for 2-3 days, he’s spending the whole week spun, sleeping, or stealing shit to buy more.

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I'm not an expert but I think the frameset alone on that bike costs like $2-3k

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yeah, it's a specialized full-sus mbt, i wonder how he got his hands on it. that is the type of bike you lock away inside a garage unless you're a ruralcel.

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Crime of opportunity probably. I know people who have had expensive mbts stolen right out of their garage when they went inside for a glass of water and the perp just rode away with it straight to the chop shop

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Didn’t look cheap to me but bicycles are some thing I know nothing about.

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I think it's this, but with a different color scheme, perhaps an earlier model year

https://www.specialized.com/us/en/demo-race-frameset/p/199783?color=320376-199783

That's not counting the other hardware on that bike which could easily be hundreds or even up to a couple thousand more

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Looks about right to me. Maybe I should offer to buy it and just take it lmao

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Might be worth a try for the lulz

my guess is he already sold it to a chop shop or traded it to his dealer for meth by now, probably didn't get his money's worth either unless he knew what he had

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Googling/image searching isn’t that hard but then again, this guy seems legitimately r-slurred

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My dad would have john wicked for that bike and i'm not even trying to be redditor tier funny here the man loves his mountain bikes and them shits alone can cost an arm and a leg depending on how much hardware you put unto it.

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Ohlins makes high end mountain bike components, the fork and coil shocks on this bike could easily be $1500+. Frame looks older but well cared for & with other custom parts. It is a Downhill bike built for steep descents and not easy to pedal. Nobody would ride this around in a city, they would take it to a mountain or a bike park to ride and then store it when they return.

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I was wondering what that fork brand was! I don't know parts that well so I didn't recognize it. lmao this is a whole new level of :marseybikecuck:

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Reminder that /r/austin has over 1/3 the population of the actual city. I expect nothing less from what is probably the most reddit city in the world.

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>For the non degenerate dramatards here, you cannot microdose meth

yes you can. microdosing amphetamines for a while actually makes your amp tolerance low as frick. i dont fully understand the mechanism behind it, and im going by memory (my brain has holes in it like swiss cheese) but microdosing it up/down regulates your dopamine receptors in some way, hyper-sensitizing them, and you can get spun on tiny amounts of meth when you do a full dose

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my brain has holes in it like Swiss cheese

Hmmm @Greu wonder why

Black lives matter

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prick

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Regardless, 100mg of meth is not a microdose. It's several times higher than the typical clinical dose of medical meth (desoxyn)

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You take hrt AND do meth AND are racist?!

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i used meth briefly, i wasnt an addict or anything. yes to the others.

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So would you recommend it or no :marseyjunkie2:

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not done microdosing. highly recommend trying meth if you wanna try it. get a gram, buy some lube, roll of foil + lighter for fiending, a buttplug, maybe a dild but dont count on using it, and just look at porn for 20 hours. it'll be the best thing you've ever experienced and you'll remember it forever.

if you've ever done mdma, meth is like mdma but without the lovebomb excessive empathy. its amazing.

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We need to get this victim of capitalism a free house immediately.

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Dumpster baguettes is good eatin tho

trans lives matter

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Grade A lolcow, nice find! :marseythumbsup:

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You missed an extra does of drama with the impound lot comment. Ohheythere1994, the OP of that post, is /h/peakpoors personified. Drug addict, not just for :marseyrasta:, constantly has sob story excuses for everything wrong in their life and how it's totally not their fault, and an incredibly healthy dosage of posts asking for ways to make a quick buck. Hilarious stuff.

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Ya but those type of poors are a dime a dozen. Like maybe ride public transit if you don’t have more than $40? Go live at home with your parents? Odds are they don’t have car insurance so Im glad they were impounded.

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I would never do drugs

But darn, i dream of having friends to dumpster dive with, but they lock the trash bins with food here in Poland because they know hobos here mostly can't behave and after they have collected the loot they will just leave a huge mess after themselves. (((Freevegans))) dont do it unless someone is really braindead

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He also preaches to the masses

You’ll hear it, feel it. Keep waiting Jesus is always there

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11y2blt/religious_people_what_would_you_do_if_it_was/jd5z5fr/

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:#marseykneel: This is beautiful.

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/r/stims is cheating

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:marseyfrenchitsover:

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You can definitely microdose meth. I did it for like a year in middle school

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