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I kinda enjoy seeing people freak out about the Adderall shortage. Oh wow, you have a totally real disease where the main symptom is that work is boring? And your pharmacy ran out of amphetamines? So you’ll just have to power through like the rest of us? Darn that’s tough.

https://x.com/hpmacd/status/1638317762924756992

ADHDcels are not taking kindly to this tweet

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do you genuinely think that there are no measurable symptoms of adhd and everyone is just making it up

name one measurable symptom

weird how no one has responded to this very simple allegation with any sort of proof to dispute it, really gets the noggin' joggin'

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Not to be that guy :sciencejak: but you can't exactly "measure" most mental disorders. Okay maybe with IQ you can measure how r-slurred someone is, but that's about it. You can't exactly measure how anorexic some b-word is, or how much some dude wants to cut himself :marseycarp2:. This means that most disorders are observed. This isn't really a problem in theory, since actual doctors do a lot of observing too :marseynoooticer:. But in practice, psychologists & psychiatrists have never actually been good at observing. All the way from beating and lobotomizing aspies :marseylobotomy: to benzos for single moms :marseymeds:

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You can measure depression in suicide attempts. Schizophrenia in hallucinations. Anorexia in BMI. Autism in child benchmarks. Down syndrome in IQ.

All these new disorders didn’t exist 50 years ago when you had to observe abnormalities instead of reverse engineering them based on the effects of powerful drugs.

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How tf do you measure hallucinations? You can only observe them happening in the same way you observe someone with ADHD being hyperactive and having a poor attention span.

>All these new disorders didn’t exist 50 years ago when you had to observe

I even made the word observe bold so you could find it easier, please stop trying to disagree with me when you actually agree :marseyfacepalm:

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If they scream at jesus in a box for hours they’re crazy

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The schizos are lying about their hallucinations so they can get that sweet lithium.

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"My disease is definitely real but there's no way for you to verify that, just trust me"

Sounds like malingering to me bud

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Malingering happen in every field of health care. Ever heard of migraines and long covid?

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Yeah I've heard of things like fibromyalgia, long COVID and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. You know, the disorders people make up so they can go on disability. Not a great idea comparing your made up problem to other made up problems if you want people to accept your fake illness as real.

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I think you misunderstand the point. It's not that there are no fake illnesses, it's that most mental issues can't be "measured", so it's just a silly gotcha that makes no sense. The fake illnesses need to be filtered out by the professionals in question, not disqualified because they can't be "measured".


>fibromyalgia :marseylois:

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My point is that you tried to prove your fake problem was real by comparing it to other fake problems, which is appropriate because they're all in the "made up for free drugs" category of disease.

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I think you misunderstand the point. It's not that there are no fake illnesses, it's that most mental issues can't be "measured", so it's just a silly gotcha that makes no sense. The fake illnesses need to be filtered out by the professionals in question, not disqualified because they can't be "measured".

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it's that most mental issues can't be "measured"

yes because they are made up

I feel like you can't understand a very simple concepts, is it because you don't have your amphetamines?

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I get migraines

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they make me want to slam head into wall until it stops

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ngl I've slammed my head into a wall a few times and the adrenaline of "what the frick did I just do" and "is this how it ends? will i accidentally kms?" made the pain go away for a few seconds

What helps is: Consistent caffeine, no panda express or over-processed breads, wearing glasses, breathing exercises, "managing stress" which means not grindmaxxing and instead relaxing some every day and getting more than 8 hours of sleep :marseycry: (very hard to accept)

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Increase your iodine intake

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I get migraines

unironically look into the ketogenic diet

and don't half-arse it like Foids do: break its rules, then complain that it didn't work. You gotta go turboautism.

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:marseyraging: aunts are in keto groups online but they don't practice it in real life

they're like "ooooOOohh mommy so bad but she's tired she needs a cherry coke" and like smugly drink coke and shit

seen them be like "im so bad i bought a personal size frudge ice cream"

makes me feel violent

GO OUTSIDE AND GROW ACTUAL VEGETABLES GO COOK REAL MEAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS is who smugly tells people online their mental health problems would go away if they were pure crunchy green saints like them

"omg spent all day scrollmaxxng facebook and being a keto queen bee online but I GAINED weight?"

they think slim jims and pepperoni are keto food and binge on it when they are feeling max keto and talk about how keto they are on those days :marseysad2:

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when I sleep 4 hours a day, don't wear glasses and overwork my head hurts

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i've heard weed helps against cluster head aches but idk if it would work against migraines as well

inb4 dude weed lmao

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Get migraines

What helps is consistent caffeine

BIPOC are you stupid or something? Just take some benzos and take a nap, drink lots of lukewarm water, watch some movie you enjoy but have already watched so you don't have to think while watching it. There's a million ways of managing migraine that I have heard from fellow migraine havers, some are r-slurred, drinking coffee is the r-slurest one I have heard

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migrane relief pills are literally two different pain killers + caffine

and I don't drink coffee I drink hot tea :marseyannoyed:

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use essential oil b

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already do that I carry it around in a bottle with a cotton ball inside

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This is how I'm responding to anyone calling me r-slurred from now on

"R-sluration is fake, the Man is just trying to bring me down!"

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So trans?


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This line of thinking —> kill them.

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The field of psychology is starting to sound like that quote about fire (“something something good slave, horrible master”); if you’re mentally unstable then use psychology to help you, but if you try to use psychology to give yourself some sort of identity, then it can become destructive :marseyschizotwitch:

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the mind is a good slave but a horrible master

b-word who do you think is in control?!

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The neurotic virgin seethes at the disciplined Chad :marseygigachad:

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>when the mind is the mind's master

frick yeah this rules

>when the mind is the mind's slave

yo wtf

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Think about it as being a slave to your ID (or subconscious…or whatever the frick that idiot Freud said) instead :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

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being a slave to your EGO is how you end up living in the pod and eating the bugs (it's efficient! it's scientific! i must master my emotions! :marseysoyseethe: ) or either a fascist (well gassing jews might make me feel uncomfortable but I must master those feelings :marseychuddance: ) or a communist (same but with killing kulaks or enemies of the state) . being a slave to your ID is how you end up as a degenerate junkie loser (it makes me feel happy :marseypills:) or a weepy moron (:marseyarthoe:) .

You gotta have balance between the two imo :marseyyinandyang: or else you'll just be a weirdo

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:marseyhesright: You’re preaching to the choir about promoting balance, it’s just the people who weaponize/center themselves around their mental health have waaaaay too much public support nowadays (i.e. the :marseytrain: brigade) and children are starting to get hurt in the process :marseysad:

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What do you mean? Disciplined and highly competent CEOs are neurotic and panicky and control freaky as frick? :chadjew:

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>Considers CEOs as human :marseylaugh:

Real talk: if they’re able to function as a CEO then I would imagine that the discipline outweighs the neuroticism though. I’m talking about people who can barely function enough to order a pizza lol

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The Ātman.

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:#marseyshesright:

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the real inner you

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on the inside

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based and soulpilled

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Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve and obey them

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I mean you can't measure the symptoms directly but ADHD has been identified from just MRI scans.

You can say it's overdiagnosed but you don't seriously think it's entirely fake do you.

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Lmao this neighbor thinks you can identify a short attention span with magnets

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Jokes on you, ADHDcels have magnetic thoughts :marseysmoothbrain:

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Imagine if ADHD brains could be sorted out like the atoms in metal just by placing a magnet on it...🤔

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:marseyxd: the magnetic neurons would shift to differing lobes of the brain like a gas tank in a car.

“I’m sorry, I can’t see anything right now…all my neurons are in my frontal lobe atm”

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>he doesnt magnetize his pre-frontal cortex

:#marseymeangirls:

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This is literally the plot for the series finale of the 1990's X-men cartoon.

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Yeah I mean are MRI machines even real? It just makes a loud sound and shows me AI generated pics of my brain? Fake and straight technology

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fr fr MRIs are just expensive microwaves

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My drunk aunt has some healing crystals too if you want those :marseymerchant:

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So...no measurable symptoms then?

That'd put it in a category with things like fibromyalgia, long COVID and Chronic Foid Fatigue Syndrome wouldn't it?

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It’s measurable on psych tests, if you believe in those. Stroop task, tower test, digit span, etc

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Right like pain charts and exhaustion? So no measurable symptoms

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"Doc I just kinda hurt all the time, all over. Let me get some vicodin for it."

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No these are tests with correct or incorrect responses. You can’t really

Fake them, unless you pretend to do poorly. But there are tests for malingering too, although those aren’t done commonly

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Or every foid with fibromyalgia.

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When I was an EMT, we were told we can’t test for malingering and that we should always just believe their complaints. Like, if you suspected someone was faking being unconscious, you aren’t supposed to lift their arm and drop it over their face to see if they move their arm out of the way. I suspect that a lot of healthcare has followed suit.

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My dad was a cop and people would pretend to be unconscious in the cells all the time. He used to do the pen test, i.e jabbing them in the eye with a pen and seeing if they reacted or not.

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Psychiatrists are in the business of giving out drugs in the middle of the news complaining about white people doing too many of the bad kind of drugs. They actually have to test for malingering.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/9G1pzYSsO90rBapiEv/giphy.webp

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No, but all twitter people going wah i need my meth wah are 100% the people who didnt get hit enough as a child

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Yes, and :marseynails::marseypills:

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They gave me addie when I was in elementary school when I really just had autism. They definitely overperscribe it. Sometimes you just gotta force the lil neighbor to sit down for three hours and make him study. Neither parents nor teachers have the time for that anymore so.:marseyshrug:

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:marseyworried: my mom yelled at me to be good in school or they would try to make her give me the bad kind of drugs to make their good school numbers go up to increase property value

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ur mom was right

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They actually tried to do that to me when I was little and my mom yelled at them. :marseywholesome::marseywholesome::marseywholesome:

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My mom told me before kindergarden that I had to represent our family to the state and that we needed to avoid any kind of conflict with them or show weakness

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asian

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It’s totally made up and stimmed up losers should be ashamed for being fricking losers that can’t sit still lmao

Trans lives matter

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@ThousandBestLives can but youre incredibly painfully boring without my meds so down the hatch

trans lives matter

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@Kong-Vann new chud evasion method

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lmao holy shit

trans lives matter

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fixed king

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He's the one upmarsey on my comment :marseysipping:

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Pretty sure aevann upmarseys everything he sees.

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ye

trans lives matter

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didn't you used to make actual posts?

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@Landlord_Messiah caused some of the best drama in /r/Drama history. He's an neurodivergent savant. But then he was heightdoxxed by a porn star and Brady won a SB for the Bucs, which made him lose his autism

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Retired from the game

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Wow there was something shorter than you. :marseymanlet:

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Like depression or anxiety it’s real, over-diagnosed, and often a result of environment.

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>YOU are mentally ill

>Society being fricked didn't make you sick YOU are mentally ill.

>Take YOUR meds :marseymeds: :marseyglow:

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Blaming "society" and blaming "muh mental health" are two sides of the same cope. Kids need to stop being whiny cute twinks and take responsibility for themselves

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I mean you can't measure the symptoms directly but ADHD has been identified from just MRI scans.

link?

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No it fricking hasn’t LOL

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As far as I can tell, there is no MRI method nor any other brain imaging method that can accurately identify ADHD.

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You can say it's overdiagnosed but you don't seriously think it's entirely fake do you.

Yes

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Fricking MRI scan bullshit, conjectural voodoo, can't replicate consistently much more than softer psy, and if it meant anything, they'd do MRI scans to diagnose because they love charging people for MRI scans.

MRI scans, fricking :marseytrain2:s and christcucks and atheists and true crime c*nts love MRI scans.

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how do you measure mental disorders tho

it's not like aids or cancer where you can tell a person has 27 aids or 45 cancers in them!

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So that's a "no" then?

Curious...

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can you measure how hungry you are?

HUNGER ISN'T REAL. CHECK MATE, ATHEIST. :scoot:

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You can check ghrelin levels. Definitely a quantitative measurement.

https://academic.oup.com/chromsci/article/54/9/1652/2235970

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you can check blershon levels for ADHD

i can make up words too :hmph:

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I linked a peer-reviewed study in an academic journal to prove your bullshit strawman was actually more valid than your made up excuse for lack of willpower. And your response is "no that's not a real word". Really helps your case. Or are you so impaired by your lack of amphetamines that you can't concentrate on the topic at hand?

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i didn't read any of that because i can't concentrate without my amphetamines, but you long/serious posted so i win by default. :smoke:

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Or are you so impaired by your lack of amphetamines that you can't concentrate on the topic at hand?

:#marseyhyperthonk:

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>getting baited by coned

lmao

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wait I thought I was doing the baiting?

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Get 6 kids 3 adhd 3 control

Tell them they can have 100 candy bars but they have to sit in a chair for 3 hours straight first. However there is no punishment for simply getting up and leaving. The sooner they get up the more r-slurred that kid is. Measure the time from sit down

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>The sooner they get up the more r-slurred that kid is.

The dumbest ones are those who wait two hours before leaving.

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Those guys need extra meth to catch up

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The Marshmallow Test has been widely discredited in the scientific community.

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Yeah, candy bars neighbor. We're evolving :#marseybigbrain:

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Only because BIPOCs keep failing it lmao

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Coming back to. This after work lmfaoooo you caused a fricking Sneed nuke, a frickin snuke!

https://media.giphy.com/media/26gJz8Fi08N3YBKMM/giphy.webp

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they got real mad lol

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Just give them investment accounts, if they can't figure out derivatives and options pump them full of stims until they do or their heads explode.


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I would vote for my tax dollars to fund this

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It’s overdiagnosed to heck and back. The hyperactive part is the most telltale sign, and the goofiness and ping-pong brain it causes make a a 20 something who never grew out of it easily mistaken for someone with Peter Pan syndrome or autism.

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ADD is just :marseyblops2chadcel2: the effect of forcing young :marseyzoomercide: voys into a broken :marseytariq2: foid :marseyarthoe: school :marseyeric: system. ADD = disruptive boy

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1. Executive dysfunction

trans lives matter

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Have an IRL conversation with me and it's pretty obvious.

If you want to measure something, measure the amount of topics I hit to make a simple point. Measure how long I can sit in a room before I start wandering around, taking things apart. Measure how long I can sit there before I start drumming out the music I hear in my head. Measure the emotional response to distractions or an abrupt change in task.

Now, with this data... Consider if/how these things negatively effect my life. If that negative effect is strong enough, then I have ADHD

This is how mental health diagnosis works.

:#marseydoctor:

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:#marseynoyou::#marseynouautism:

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