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The woman who single-handedly destroyed the "white people can't cook" meme : redscarepod

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[–]The_Big-Boy -66 points 5 hours ago

I’m going to let all of you anons in here in on a little secret. Did you know that when n-words talk about “seasoning” they are exclusively referring to “Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?”

I’m not joking, it’s an honest to God fact. Next time you get on the subject of cooking while chatting with a n-word ask him what his favorite seasonings are to use while cooking. He’ll stare at you mouth agape before mumbling out some incoherent n-word speak like

“mufuggah ion no not mufuggin gorton ramsay neighbor nah mean I’m just usin seasoning neighbor”

N-words really have no concept of seasoning, they honestly think all flavor is derived from lawry’s seasoning salt. One time I was invited to my n-word neighbor’s 4th of July bbq. I could hardly contain my excitement because I was finally about to be enlightened by the fabled n-word BBQ, or so I thought.

Imagine my disappointment when I arrived and was greeted with the following

chicken rubbed with lawry’s seasoned salt

ribs with dry rub of lawry’s seasoned salt

mashed potatoes loaded with lawry’s seasoned salt

salad garnished with lawry’s seasoned salt

asparagus coated in so much lawry’s seasoned salt that it was entirely crystallized by the time it was done grilling

every table had a bottle of lawry’s seasoned salt on it “to add some extra seasoning”

It was absolutely unreal. Do you know how many times I was asked to “pass the seasoning” that night? It can’t be counted on both hands. Describing the situation as Lynchian is too kind.

If you ever find yourself dating a n-word and want to impress her grill up some chicken and rub it with enough lawry’s seasoned salt to cure an entire calf. You will be amazed at her eyes light up as she takes her first bite and she showers you with compliments for “cookin’ with soul”

:#marseykey:

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What a classic /pol/pasta :#marseyxd:

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They do the same with Old Bay seasoning when it comes to seafood!

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The hands on hips with smug is very expressive and missing from marsey. I would like a :marseyhandsonhipshmm: !marseymakers :marseybegging:

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:#marseyindignant:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1679903904518132.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16799039039100366.webp it sucks but here

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Do the mourh

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She cute, i will attempt this tomorrow

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I'd let her cook vegan food for me.

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Zoomers and rightoids are spamming my /ck/ with this whore

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Took a bit of time to find her than spamming would leave me to believe but I did find her. Perhaps the jannies are banning. And it was a good meme

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That’s funny af

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:#marseyemojirofl:

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They need to find a better girl https://i.rdrama.net/images/16798935690938778.webp

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I hate this b-word so much who is she and why is biz obsessed with posting her.

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@poopdiddy

Who is that?

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Girl who is posted on 4chan all the time, she's pretty and has a bubbly personality so incels seethe about it. Her name is Serena and she's a brazilian american.

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Here, this will help better artists than I

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This is the look I give minorities when they get the lunchtime rowdies.

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The only reason the white people can’t cook meme is still going strong despite the fact that like 80% of media chefs are white is because its the only thing close to a white person n word black twitter has.

In reality it is because some people only eat white people food in the prison.

:#marseypearlclutch:

Woah, now that is unacceptable bigotry! Maybe the reddit admins should be made aware of such hateful comments...

:#!marseyrapscallion:

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mate this is funny as. make it more like the original 4chan format and it will be perfection

if you CBF i'll do it

[edit] dw i'm doing it

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Didnt the discourse show that she was latinx within like an hour of going viral?

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None of that matters. It's from tiktok, so right in the trash it goes.

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:#marseybased:

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And still doesn't know how to season food smh. Wow, onion and garlic, you saved mayo cuisine.

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She's a white Mexican. Literal colonizer.

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She is a hate criminal.

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"I CAN'T SEASON!"

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:marseyxd:

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Darn. Seen so many edits of this but never actually seen the video and darn his face is unsettling.

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Yeh actually really fricked up. Brutal way to die.

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I know this is a Bong stereotype that somehow got applied to all mayos, but it is wrong. Bongs have never found a seasoning they didn't love. Often in huge quantities, and all at once.

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:#marseyyass::#marseycard:

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Them mayos don't season they food

:#marseymayo::!#marseyindignant:

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They need some of this

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oh no, the right-wing incels have discovered her

https://twitter.com/JeanLafitte58/status/1637846595491225601

she's gonna have to disavow soon

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Rip an OG dopefiend

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Wearing a condom during s*x doesn't mean you're having s*x. You're literally fricking a plastic bag, your peepee isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had s*x with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your peepee never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your peepee inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your peepee inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.

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