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Garry_Christmas cute/twink 🏳️‍🌈Bussy lover🏳️‍🌈  1yr ago (text post) 89 thread views #159277

I am now a best man at a wedding all the grooms party is shit faced drunk at

Previous best man is beyond fricked up drunk and needs to go to the hospital so he’s not going to be able to make it and I’m the only somewhat sober person from the party. The other 5 groomsmen are passed out on pottys or bathtubs with peepees drawn on them. I’m literally a babysitter at this point.

I’m going to draw peepees on them and make sure they’re still on their faces when we get breakfast in an hour

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How old are these people? Cos if theyre over 25 getting that drunk is embarrassing

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Most are 35-40, well beyond the age to know how to handle your liquor

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Imagine thinking inkwells have a chance to marry someone before they are 25 at this age

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DURRRR SEDIMENT SAPIENT SEPIMENT :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: jfc I don't even want to post anymore

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I'm confused. Is this the night before the wedding or something? If it's the night of the wedding the best man shouldn't be required anymore by the time everybody is legless.

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Party was last night. Wedding is in 8 hours

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Oh shit. Good luck! :marseysalutenavy:

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