Previous best man is beyond fricked up drunk and needs to go to the hospital so heβs not going to be able to make it and Iβm the only somewhat sober person from the party. The other 5 groomsmen are passed out on pottys or bathtubs with peepees drawn on them. Iβm literally a babysitter at this point.
Iβm going to draw peepees on them and make sure theyβre still on their faces when we get breakfast in an hour
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I'm confused. Is this the night before the wedding or something? If it's the night of the wedding the best man shouldn't be required anymore by the time everybody is legless.
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Party was last night. Wedding is in 8 hours
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Oh shit. Good luck!
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