We are also launching a new Basic (v2) access for hobbyists with 10,000 GET/month and 50,000 POST/month, 2 app IDs, and Login with Twitter for $100/month.
— Twitter Dev (@TwitterDev) March 29, 2023
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preamble
twitter dev announced price hikes for the twitter api yesterday, after previously shitcanning free access to their v1.1 and v2 endpoints. a move they justified by professing how valuable the data on twitter is
the new pricing tiers include one of the funniest I've personally seen, a "Hobbyist" level for $100/month . in addition to cucking bot developers with this pricing, they measure read requests to their api in tweets, not in requests. for the unaware, twitter api read requests can return multiple tweets, so a poorly developed bot could reasonably burn through this limit in under 100 requests.
for normal, well adjusted, non-transgender rDrama browsers, this basically means any account you see on twitter with the 🤖 Automated
badge is now ruthlessly cucked by space daddy.
well adjusted programmers react
predictably, the type of "person" who would develop a bot for twitter is very upset about this change. (lots of oppurtunities for reportmaxxing in these quote tweets btw)
posted by "BotTheFlag," a bot that provides insightful analysis for noooticers (50k followers, 70k tweets)
posted by user "Sigma Wolf" (included this one cause it's funny he said "fvcking" )
also posted by this user: "there is no feminism without trans people" (replies disabled)
@LastQuake is a twitter bot that tracks earthquakes lol
short, simple, and to the point. are we sure this is a twitter user??
@mclahbot bills itself as "Robotic Head Of International Scouting for Chelsea Football Club (parody)." and this europoor pays fifty ""great"" british pounds per month to host it. how r-slurred do you have to be to code a bot so inefficiently it costs $60 USD/month to post pictures to twitter??
lmao $100 for 10k gets/month? i've made >250,000 gets in the last 48 hours alone
again, they're charging per tweet received, not per get request, so it's more like $100 for 1k get requests/month. this guy is truly screwed lol
Unfortunately, It would be difficult to continue this bot anymore.🥲
However, There is a grace period of 30 days, so it is scheduled to work until around April 29th.
very funny to post such a somber notice for a bot account with 6 followers
posted by a bot account that exclusively retweets anarchist memes (and is subscribed to twitter blue)
what kind of hobbyist has a spare HUNDRED SHITTING BUCKS for severely gimped API access
rDrama should implement shitting bucks in addition to marseybucks
also, this user's bio reads:
terribly gay for @Maffsie • they/them• graps enjoyer• space bastard •vintage tech• socialist/antifascist • 18+ [email protected] •
I'll admit this one made me laugh.
awesome pinned tweet on this account, too:
Pinned📍
I’m Jack, I grew up in Chicago
There isn’t anything I haven’t done
I like the gym and smoking weed (sometimes both at the same time)
I’m pansexual
Tried to get into the Ranger Regiment but my dumbass got into some trouble with guns and beating people up
follow-up:
this person has 💉💉💉💉 in their display name which I'm pretty sure means they're quad-vaxxed lmbo
only including this one so I can post one of my favorite virgin vs. chad memes:
what is "SendNano?" it's like Brave's BAT but for even denser r-slurs:
send/earn rewards on Twitter. Like/RT to collect Nano, then use it for cash, gift cards, and tipping others.
this user appears to be paying Wix $200/year to run a splatoon blog lmbo
conclusion
there's endless sneed in these quote tweets, in the replies to the original @TwitterDev thread, etc. but most of it is the same repetitive "$100????" posting from poors. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to filter through and pick out more gems. I hope you've enjoyed what I've collected here
also can someone tell me how to format text on here so a line break doesn't result in a whole new paragraph. i wanna make these blockquotes more condensed but can't figure out how
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If this affects you negatively in a meaningful way… good
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This affects me negatively in an EXTREMELY meaningful way: I use Hydrus to automatically download coomer material off Twitter and these API changes broke it
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Elon is maxxing
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Theyll pay, that's best part of all this, as much as they b-word and moan at the end of the day they will not be able to let their gay bots die and they'll fork over the 100$ per month.
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This is just going to start a round of r-slurred patreon grifting so r-slurs can chip in five bucks a month to keep their favorite twitter bot () alive
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R-slurs voluntarily losing money is always a positive.
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They'd probably pay like $10, maybe $20 a month. Most of these bots come from college students or clueless bootcamp grads, desperately trying to put something on their resumes; they probably straight up cannot afford $100/month.
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Yeah you're not paying $100 a month unless your bot is generating some kind of profit for your company. Doesn't have to be literal profit, but even increasing traffic or just advertising or something. Nobody's going to pay $1200 a year and not get anything out of it. That said, twitter bots can all die in a fire for all I care, anyway.
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Who the frick follows bots even? I can understand why twitter seeks to kill dead bandwidth usage
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'Oh look: a steady stream of garbage. I want that!'
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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it's gonna unleash a whole new round of "this mf paid for twitter!!!" posts like twitter blue already has. i wonder if paying to keep a bot going will be considered "problematic"
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Lol these people actually think they were contributing value to Twitter
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Yeah this is where most twitter users end up
Detrans lives mattered 3 days ago
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Meme gimmick bots given 30 days to live. Dead bots walking in the feed. Its a good day.
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my favorite part of this is all the accounts going "I run a bot that's an essential service! it- it- it tracks earthquakes!"
which leads me to imagining someone sitting in a pile of rubble that used to be their house browsing twitter and going "ohhh that's what happened"
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Easier to scrape twitter without an API than it is to actually use a bot to post stuff
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The only twitter bots I liked were the Mountain one that would correct users who used “peaked” when they meant “piqued”, and the T-100 bot that would send “Have you seen this boy?” to every user with the name Sarah Connor.
The mountain one would create enormous seethe.
@Transgender_spez
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People get so mad at being corrected by a bot. Try learning english and this won't happen to you.
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Anarchists are hilarious
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It's an ancap account so it's not hypocritical, just regular cringe
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@DiddyMoon time to rope
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I must resist, death to elon
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Are all nitter instances going to be dead?
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short answer: no
aspie answer: since Nitter is read-only they use Twitter's private GraphQL endpoints (which aren't officially documented by twitter afaik) (https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/783#issuecomment-1413736423). unless twitter starts restricting that API (not sure why they haven't tbh) nitter will be fine
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ThousandBestLives think there may be no way too prove a request from a logged out user is coming from the actual twitter web app, so he can mimic any unauthenticated request in his version. Any secrets sent along with the requests by the legit app would be visible too the user and reproducible.
Trans lives matter
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This just makes me want to get rid of trans people.
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So looking forward to Facebook copying these changes in 6 months after seeing how much Elon rakes in.
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Facebook implemented this many years ago. I think they might have had an api at one point, but thinking about it I'm not really sure. This is more a case of elon copying zuckerberg
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Tbf, the number of articles written about random twitter posts, all the studies (especially "hate rhetoric" research), I can only come to the same conclusion. If journ*lists and academics are using twitter as a reflection of the general populace instead of actually paying for surveys and the likes, then Daddy Musk is right. Plus, it's still cheaper than paying for a survey.
Good.
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Elon the bot killer
Inshallah
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oh no there will be meaningful human interaction on twitter instead of wall-to-wall bots now noooooooooo
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I thing Twitter will bleed some users but only freeloaders. The addicts will stay and pay space daddy, honestly a W. Less freeloading users and turning the whales into paying users.
Follower of Christ Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Just how big was the r-slurred Twitter bot ecosystem anyway?
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pretty yuge actually. there are dozens of "video downloader bots," things like threadreaderapp, reminder bots, hundreds of "[special interest] every hour" bots, etc. You didn't see 99% of bots in daily browsing because unlike reddit, bots on twitter aren't allowed to post replies unprompted
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Time to scrape!
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I'm ready for the seethe when Twitter posts numbers in a year and it's actually profitable for the first time ever.
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The only useful bot I've seen was the video downloader.
Musk made it clear he distrusts robits he didn't make himself. Nobody should be surprised by this.
Hopefully it'll cut down on all those "hey message this dude he'll help you with your account" replies when someone mentions the word scam
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I don't get it, that sounds pretty cheap for the amount of tweets you get?
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You can do this for free with like 100 lines of javascript lmao
Trans lives matter
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POV: You find out your new roommate is a bator..
Oh shit bro,
shoulda knocked, wait is that hypno gooner porn?! Uh, yeah, you like to
edge and goon man? Love it dude! Bro, let's make this place our goon
Snapshots:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680&run=1 (click to archive)
shitcanning free access to their v1.1 and v2 endpoints:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621026986784337922&run=1 (click to archive)
professing how valuable the data on twitter is:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621027418680229888
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621027418680229888
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1621027418680229888&run=1 (click to archive)
a "Hobbyist" level for $100/month:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680&run=1 (click to archive)
:
https://web.archive.org/https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841372200323093.webp
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://files.catbox.moe/8y1f1j.png
https://archive.ph/?url=https://files.catbox.moe/8y1f1j.png&run=1 (click to archive)
in these quote tweets:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680/retweets/with_comments
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680/retweets/with_comments
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/TwitterDev/status/1641222784599879680/retweets/with_comments&run=1 (click to archive)
To put it in a nutshell, if you don't spend 100$/week, you won't be able to post 2 tweets per day lmao, I hope your expensive toy you broke will completely die you fricking @elonmusk:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/BotTheFlag/status/1641431594685681666
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/BotTheFlag/status/1641431594685681666
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/BotTheFlag/status/1641431594685681666&run=1 (click to archive)
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https://web.archive.org/https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684137220930859.webp
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://files.catbox.moe/uy7nin.png
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You fvckin serious?! You just killed yourself, idiots.:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/wgw_eth/status/1641456530984665090
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/wgw_eth/status/1641456530984665090
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/wgw_eth/status/1641456530984665090&run=1 (click to archive)
> hobbyist:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1641431745852583937
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1641431745852583937
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1641431745852583937&run=1 (click to archive)
there is no feminism without trans people:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1543695770485915649
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1543695770485915649
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1543695770485915649&run=1 (click to archive)
A new brutal policy change by Twitter. After deprecation of APIV1 then V2, then a new one is announced... It looks like more and more likely that @LastQuake will have to stop its services, it is impossible to work in such unstable environment!:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/LastQuake/status/1641417100030779401
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/LastQuake/status/1641417100030779401
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/LastQuake/status/1641417100030779401&run=1 (click to archive)
I have a bomb:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/JORDANBPETARSON/status/1641439689281527815
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/JORDANBPETARSON/status/1641439689281527815
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I'm a hobbyist. My hobby (@mclachbot) costs me roughly £50/m right now in hosting and computing fees (and earns me £0/m). These turkeys are crazy if they think I'm going to triple my costs to add content to their platform.:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/ChicagoDmitry/status/1641433728366043137
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/ChicagoDmitry/status/1641433728366043137
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/ChicagoDmitry/status/1641433728366043137&run=1 (click to archive)
lmao $100 for 10k gets/month? i've made >250,000 gets in the last 48 hours alone:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/netrunnernobody/status/1641431005897818112
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/netrunnernobody/status/1641431005897818112
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/netrunnernobody/status/1641431005897818112&run=1 (click to archive)
[Important Notice]:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/alphaillust_bot/status/1641417926036303872
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/alphaillust_bot/status/1641417926036303872
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/alphaillust_bot/status/1641417926036303872&run=1 (click to archive)
In light of this news, my Twitter bot will be shutting down at some point within 30 days. It's been an honor serving everyone 💛:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/AnarchoMemes/status/1641415089411555329
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/AnarchoMemes/status/1641415089411555329
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https://web.archive.org/https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841372216561134.webp
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://files.catbox.moe/eg10zo.png
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what kind of hobbyist has a spare HUNDRED POOPING BUCKS for severely gimped API access:
https://web.archive.org/https://twitter.com/colon_three/status/1641433291122413570
https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https://twitter.com/colon_three/status/1641433291122413570
https://archive.ph/?url=https://twitter.com/colon_three/status/1641433291122413570&run=1 (click to archive)
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