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JoyceKRoolOates joyce/carol  1yr ago (image post) 528 thread views #160211

Hi, I'm Marsey and I'll be your server this evening. What can I start you off with? There will be a 35% automatic gratuity added to your bill, btw

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Let's make it 42% shall we? :marseycheers:

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Tip is 100*(1- body :marseyneckbeard: fat%)%

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So 100% body fat = 0% tip? :marseywut2:

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....yes

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Oh I got it. You're talking about body fat % of servers, I'm thinking body fat % of the person who went to eat at the restaurant

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