Again - Pratt's church, Hillsong Church, is an evangelical cult who oppose LGBT people and opposed SSM.
— β‘Indiana Tan is...Mr. Mask! (@itsmrmask) September 23, 2021
Their founder covered up the fact his father, a minister in the church, sexually abused young boys in Australia and New Zealand.
But Americans looove good boy Chris right. https://t.co/GFpuwDmEKV
Chris Pratt is cast as Mario, people with cartoon character profile pics are upset about it
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Actor: goes to church.
Twitter: nooooooooooooo.
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Not greek orthodox or east orthodox, so not cool church.
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Orthodox are basically vegans due to their fasting rules and there's nothing cool about being a vegan.
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Imagine being a protestant... You know something is wrong when your form of Christianity is being praised by edgy Germyboys for not being very Christian..
My theory is that protestants are just really insecure atheists.
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Clearly Catholic is best, it's a hierarchy with a figurehead, lots of money and as a bonus is open to pedosexuals. I don't see anything wrong with it
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Capitalism is the best religion
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That's why you get the best of both worlds by being an eastern catholic chad.
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Protestantcels get cucvked by catholicchads
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And John Money abused children do you care?
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https://newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/26/the-german-experiment-that-placed-foster-children-with-p-dophiles
Every "sexologist" ever
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Why don't you marry children if you love them so much huh???
Keep letting J Money stay in your head RENT FREE! π¨βπ¦πππππ¨βπ¦
MDEfugees OUT! ππͺ
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Cope with a rope, groomoid
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This you, cute twink?
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Can you just assemble any words that you want?
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Bi/Oni/Cle
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Sweet
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If I said yes, would you still vore me? π³
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You can just say he doesnβt look Italian enough, no need to beat around the bush like this
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They'll just get him drunk before each shoot
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I will take church affiliation as a sign of guilt accusations seriously the day these people let the Afghanistanis put two in their head for every civilian killed in their country's wars.
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Sneed towelhead
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Don't make me come there and open your bussy boy.
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not just church affiliation! he follows TPUSA., PragerU on instagram!! Wore a don't tread on me flag t-shirt!!!
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I was banging a single mom recently who was big into the church scene and she tells me how the political rift has made it's way into churches these days. The younger crowd wants to do stupid shit like accept cute twinkry and support BLM. Of course everyone who isn't an r-slured cute twink is against this and it results in a lot of drama.
Honestly, what is the point of being Christian and practicing religion if your position is that the Bible is wrong and you should be able to act like a degenerate cute twink without consequences?
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Once a month or so I get to listen to my dad rant about how the gay issue is going to kill the Methodist church.
There was a vote a few years about accepting openly gay ministry and the progressive side was considered dominant on the issue. The south eastern churches had said they were going to split if the vote won so the progressive wing of the church offered them a really poor deal if they went that route. The national church technically owns all the assets and if the southern churches split they would have had to pay something like twice the market value of their buildings and the like.
Anyway, the vote comes and the progressives lose because no one thought to factor in the African churches. The southern churches offer the progressives the same deal they were offered which they couldn't even complain about the unfairness of because it was their deal.
That was a few years ago and the progressive churches are doing really poorly now. My dad blames progressive preaching because it's got a lot of talk of privilege and guilt and if people wanted to feel guilty they'd be baptist. I take his word for it because I'm a twice a year Christian anyway.
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Based black churches. So did the progressive churches actually split?
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Not yet, they need to wait for the right time to ask for a new deal because they don't have the funds to take the deal that they backed themselves into. They'll probably die of a lack of members before they actually split.
Also I'm not sure if I made it clear enough that the churches that swayed the vote are actually in Africa. So black, but not what you normally think of with "Black Churches."
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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit
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The Twitterati beef with Chris Pratt feels so weirdly artificial. Seems like they are really reaching to hate him for being a bog standard Christian... dude keeps his head down and maintains a heccin wholesome Keanu Chungus public image.
r/atheism never died, it seems.
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It's amazing that they think a positive dude like Chris Pratt would ever give a shit about any of this.
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Do people reee about Elizabeth Moss in the same way or is it only bad if its bussy owner?
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w.men technically have a bussy, too. It's the one useful thing about them.
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Wait mutt bros don't tell me that churches that don't like gay people are the exception for you.
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When will strags learn that they can't beat Chris Pratt. He played a Marvel superhero so all the normies and consoomers love him.
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What else do they expect him to do? Boast about it?
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Boast about gettin' bussy?
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My first thought is that he's too big of a strag to play Mario.
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The sub consists of various irony posters: "dirtbag leftists" (stupidpol), third-positionists (consumeproduct), and of course deuxrama whose posters are on an indeterminate number of levels of irony.
Snapshots:
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