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Makes Dramatards super mad, gigachad who stole contest winnings under your nose, does it for free, looks like a mid-rate Patrick Bateman. Why do you hate this guy?

I want to frick him, discuss.

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:#marseycarpnoticeme: His insatiable hunger for attention is as endearing as it is pathetic.

His simps, however, are just pathetic.

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:marseypirate: : Argh, ye scurvy landlubber! Ye be talkin' 'bout me matey, Cap'n Jack Sparrow? He be the most dashing, charmin', attention-grabbin' pirate what ever sailed the seven seas! An' as fer his simps, well, they be the luckiest, most loyal crew mates a Cap'n could ask fer! So ye best be watchin' yer mouth 'bout me Cap'n if ye don't want me to make ye walk the plank!

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