Gayor_Brandon_Johnson Gay/Me Elected Gayor of Chicago  1yr ago (x.com) 1,407 thread views #162843

It's April, and you know what that means! Teens and Youths abound are getting rowdy and jogging around Chitown.

https://x.com/lhfirm/status/1646343146366746629

Tbh I've actually missed this bullshit, it kind of died down during covid but it was a huge source of entertainment when I used to live downtown. The redline turns into an absolute shitshow, they beat the frick out of Chinese people, shoot each other and random bystanders, etc. Hopefully we can defund CPD a bit more so the teens can have some innocent fun without total BUZZKILLS getting in the way.

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Sequester teenagers in cages and animal preserves like the feral beasts they are. At age 13 all teens are moved to an island where they cannot interact with adults physically or digitally. Slowly re-integrate them into society after rigorous behavior tests.

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They usually get routed to Navy Pier which is the closest thing we have. Tourists there are considered expendable.

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