Guys I had a dream last night. Nay! A nightmare . I dreamt that rdrama.net had been transformed From it's usual sparky self into a degenerate form of consumeproduct.losers . We were overwhelmed by seriousposters and straight people! Worse, mayos were investing chat with tradcath crap and crying about the great replacement every second sentence. Finally a great shadow fell over me, and as I turned around: i saw the mind of MADNESS. Unironic magatards! They were high-enegry posting and spewing 5D chess "memes" every fricking posts. As soon as they saw me, they began shuffling towards me like zombies, and began to suck the fun right out of my mind!
I woke up in a cold sweat. It was only a dream after all, but it was so real! What did it mean?? An angel decended from my 2012 Windows Smartphone's cracked lens as tried to find out what time it was. A voice like a thousand marseys in heat screaming outside my trashcans at 2:00AM in the morning, spoke to me: "kaamrev, Santa clause is very disappointed with you."
WTF did I do? i asked
"You've disturbed the balance of rdrama.net! Your uninterrupted schizo posting about leftoids have turned the tide of moral-straggotry, and allowed too many MDEnerates to invest the site."
I wat now?
"Change your ways! Before its too late!" The cracked screen screamed into my eyeballs "Unless you want the discussion level of 9gag!"
I just screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Right, uhh sorry about that guys, I was a bit high after smelling my bakkie's petrol fumes for 3 hours. Anyways, TODAYS DRAMA!
Welcome to random obscure rightoid schizo u-tuber nr. 123728329 - ABC CHRISTIAN 5. Our christian friend here has been sneeding non stop for about 4 years straight. From Vidja to Illuminati movies, this man of God has been on a ceaseless crusade against the cucks, the SJWs and the satanists!
I like totally stumbled on this neighbour by ACCIDENT < wink wink, nudge nudge, guru guru, slightly homoerotic undercurrent>
This guy has had it in especially for Disney movies. Especially the woke satanic anti-christ nu-disney shat!
Take Cruella for example. My man ABC doesn't waste time! Straight to our homebrew sermon! Unfortunately I'll have to transcribe.
0;15 "Disney always had wicked movies about witchcraft . The bible warns that sorcerors will end up in the lake of fire. And guess what? A lot of witches are in Hollywood! And what's their fruit: it's rottenness! This movie shows her with a bottle blowing up a building! The bible says that Rebellion is a form of witchcraft!" Wait wut
0;50 "They have Emma (the lead actress) with an A, as in anarchy! Remember rebellion is as a sin of witchcraft! They have her drinkin/as a drunkard in this movie. Watch out for drunkards! Drunkards shall not inherit the kingdom of the earth." What the heck lmoa. What's this guy's issue with rebellion lol
Our buddy warns us that many people not realizing the WITCHCRAFT of hollyweird and have seen 101 Dalmations will go and see this! The music industry worked in cahoots with this movie, they take the Lord's name in vain.
The reason I mention rebellion is that like 3 mins later he's like: "The bible says we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against municipalities and rulers! And Hollyweird is dark municipalities!" Wait so is rebelling a good or bad thing now? After that it gets a lot more incoherent
Anyways, seems our bro has a small but loyal fanbase
Here our brave crusader sneeds about the Disney Groomer u-tube channel cuz they talk about magic in one of their innocuous videos. He complains about Disney teaching them SPELLS and CIRCLES, and they're gonna summon DEVILS next "They're targeting children, just like Harry Potter! And I will cut out witchcraft out of thy hand, and thy shalt have no more soothsayers!"
He's also not a fan of gender theory 4;40 "And then this guy, it's supposed to be a guy, but he looks like he has makeup on. And they try to use the media to gender-confuse your children, okay? Through how they dress, and make them say. They're gonna promote the LGBT agenda...." It again becomes more and more incoherent as it goes on, but the poor boy that our christcuck sneeds about is literally just a tween who is wearing generic face brightening make-up that even politicians use to clarify their faces for a press conference, or actors wear to have their faces more easily visible in bad lighting lmoa
Frozen is also on the hitlist! Why? Because disney is evil !
At 1;24 he seeds about Malificent because Angelina Joline has horns, but the rest of the video is more boring compared to the rest of the schizo train. But again he screetches about something about rebellion being synonemous with witchcraft, is he talking about rebellion against parental figures? Cuz again like before and many other of his vids he always ends up contradicting himself by saying resisting the gubmint and Hollyweird.
The comments on this one is pretty wholesome great christianity.
"I know of a mother and daughter ,who went and watched this movie ...they never made it home...died in an accident ...last week" Oh snap! That's scary
"Only born again believers can appreciate this video. Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Raise your children in the ways of the Lord, and they will not depart ways. I took my daughter to see this, & knew within minutes it was intertwined with evil. She was scared, when the "spirits" were taunting the characters. I feel terrible. Lord, forgive me. For so many, this video doesn't apply to you. For FEW will find the way." lol
Our is not just averse to Disney, however. He also dislikes James Cameron's bad writing. So what's his issue with Avatar?
You won't believe it. It's not that he came to the conclusion that Avatar has satanic messages, or that Hollyweird is mindraping your kids in the Avatar series, not it's that James Cameron used the subtitle Judgement Day back in Terminator 2, back in 1991 that set him off And for that sin of using the Lord's name in vain (somehow?) he's now on ABC's shitlist.
Repent you basterds that watch Avatar or Terminator, you're all going to heck - aka a Reddit Moderator organized slumber party for girls on /r/actuallesbians
The r-sluration and brain worms don't just stop at movies by Hollyweird, our is hip, and is also trying to warn the kids from raping their minds with satan's gock by playing unfinished buggy AAA releases.
This one was way tooo easy to guess that he would have an issue with, I mean even my parents prevented me from watching Harry Potter. Conversely, My neighbourhood friend were not allowed to watch Dragon Ball Z, so we would devise watching the shit either of us couldn't at our own homes, at each other's house, hehe
Our crusader sneeds in horror at the depravity that MILLIONS of young peeps are being led away from the word of God. 1;30 "Books about magic and Sorcery, they will burn in the lakes of fire!"
Also our buddy is one organized bugger, he's using super special Bible-searching software, just look at this religious turbo autism.
2;02 "Back in the book of (incomprehensible) the philistines they were playing with witchcraft. Well you saying to me you just playing a game, you not actually playing with witchcraft, then WHY (sniff) is there so much likes on this witchcraft?? (referring u-tube). Why do they call it Dark Arts, I don't really call it arts, let's call it what it is: SIN! Let's call it wickedness. They got the dark part right. It's darkness, and if you're a follower of Christ, you're not supposed to follow darkness!" lol
Later he spazzes out on the Hogwarts ad video, when the narrator describes that you can [create the witch you want ] referring to the customizing character creator. Our neurodivergent friend completely misinterprets it. 15;50 "You know the bible in the old testament, they said suffer not a witch to live! So if you were a witch in the old testament, you would have killed (smugly), and now it's something they trying to get you to be." Lmoa then referring to the faces of the avatars "These people don't look very happy. You won't ever be happy being a witch, cuz you'll never be fufilled!"
Anyways, I can stand 7 minutes of this guy, but im not watching the entire fricking 30 minute video, but this one shows the basic pattern of r-slurred sneeding: find something unrelatedly inoffensive, take it out of context immediately and start the most brimstone sermon on all of u-tube about said media leading us all astray, then incomprehensible incomprehension follows.
Our mega crusader is also not a fan of the GAY AGENDA , and is firm in the belief that it's not just Hollyweird that's behind the indoctrination of the youth, that the denizens of rdrama.net are also behind the homofication of the AAA gayming industry.
He basically creates his own imaginary cuckold fantasy, and sneeds that the chick from last of us ignore the guy, 1;02 "She ignores the guy, she won't even look at the guy, now look at this here come's the girl, she gets so excited. (incomprehensible) I hope they not gonna be kissing." lmoa
He later is all like that they're dancing together, and hoping that they won't be kissing (a lie cuz he never stops looking )
To make recompense for his sinful exposure to violent/sexual/satanic video games, our moral crusader decides to throw out all his sinful movies, and most of his vidja, he goes on and on about how he was just a small unthinking teenager, and didn't see the sin in all of these movies/games (probably because he hadn't developed his brain cancer yet), but lmoa he has so much. A giant box filled with old controllers and games
Aaaaah here we go. The original ground zero for 1990s Christian parent moral busybodies: DragonBall z or Pokemon. I have never thanked my parents for for listening to their choir group gossip and banning the viewing of Pokemon in their house - they saved me from the mind cancer of weebshit at a young age. I never could view DBZ cus that was always at a timeslot on SABC2 when I had school activities - bullet missed!
So what specifically is our 's problem with DBZ. It's not the cartoon itself! Or the fact that there's gods in it, or the fact that magic powers is in it. NO! It's the fricking theme song.
He complains about the opening credit theme song mentioning the word Dragon, and proceeds to go full christcuck schizo: 1;10 "The Bible says (sourcing), that the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceived the wrold, was cast into the earth" He then goes on to spaz that the dragons in other media and vidja is just monsters, but because the theme song somehow calls to the chinese wish granting character in a specific manner, that it's a satanic summoning of the GREAT DRAGON, aka the dark man Satan himself.
He also doesn't like the way that Goku goes to the spirit world, and GTFOs back out of heaven in the cartoon when facing the Sayens. 4;00 "And so it's appointed to men once to die!" Basically he doesn't like that.
He's a proud patriot and anti-nazi, he doesn't like the Super-Sayans have blond hair small peepees. It's nazi propaganda, that certain individuals are better than others!
Begins with a bomb "Don't watch this movie, it's too wicked and scary! Just because it's PG, doesn't mean it's scary" He goes on to tell you that the lava in Koopa Keep represents heck
Our boi is also a tabmaxxer
He goes turbo christcuck schizo, and sneeds about how the opening of the trailer of the Mario movie is has dungeon in it, and he's like this is too close a depiction of everlasting heck and is inappropriate and insert incomprehensible. It gets quickly boring as its just generic religious spazzing but this time drama in the comments !
Our bro is also hesitant to trust vaxmaxxers because it makes magnets stick to your flesh! Dont trust the chemtrails bois!
He's also not a fan of some music. So what set him off on Billie? Cuz Billie is hecking transphobe! She called God a SHE! God is a he.
Ariana Grande also made herself Crusader-public-enemy-number-one when she made a sacreligious song called - God is a woman
4;30 "The music industry it's a spiritual battle, and a lot of mucisians say they get possessed when they're on stage. They have witches write their song." 5;00 "The reason why they use the lights (stage spotlights) is they try to hypnotize you!" Becomes more incomprehensible from here on
Anyways that's all I've got - i think my brain is fried. GOOD NIGHT!
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