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Reminder to downmarsey all of ugly smelly sensitive carp's posts and comments, regardless of if you get a notification for them or not.
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And give him dramacoin this way?
He doesn't care about the visibility given by upmarseys, he just pins his posts.
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good point
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Most drama users are not transgender we can not post in the groomercord
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The cord has almost 400 people in it ๐ค
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My opinion of this community just dropped dramatically
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Well, that sounds appropriate, then...
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It's undercover ahs users
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Groomers and trains aren't people
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Every account on groomercord is just Carp on hundreds of alts named after us, LARPing as us.
It's his demented, grown up version of playing with dollhouses. Fricked up.
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How do you know that's not the case here as well? Maybe you're the only real user here and we are all Carp, or maybe you're Carp and I'm the only real user here? Maybe deep inside we all are Carp to some degree
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Well, I know you're not Carp, because if Carp had any talent, he'd be posting it on his main. I know I'm not Carp, because Carp wouldn't insult himself like that.
Maybe... Nobody's Carp
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Or maybe the real Carp is the friends we made along the way
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Also one of us is the real Tariq Nasheed.
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[x] doubt
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Just wanted to let you know that I followed you before you tricked people into following
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Me too!!! I genuinely enjoy carp. Even when he thinks I'm someone else, I forgive him
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He might be my favorite user.
@Wizdumb337 is my 2nd favorite and 
@Gigavaccinator is probably 3rd
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Your posts are some of my favorites, friend
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I'd say the same to you, but you never post
You and wizdumb are probably the best regular commenters tbh.
Who was it that originally suggested a myspace top 8 type thing for here?
@Aevann
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Honestly I'm just too lazy to find content or I'm too late. I was actually going to make a post 2 days ago about the Mario Chris Pratt seethe but someone else beat me to it.
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Gramps 2nd but not me 3rd?? Low blow man
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L
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Same here
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groomercord
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350 million users. Itโs an extremely good platform.
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I knew you were into kids
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Him being a jannie wasn't enough of a hint already?
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Hey dad, would you send an update message to
@Aevann to restore my bluecheckmark?
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I just restored it
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You da man
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Who is you
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Would you restore my checkmark too?
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Yo neighbor restore mine too
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You and Chapose don't need it restored because I never disabled it lol, Mello is a special case. Dunno who gave Chapose one, but I wasn't the one who fell for it
I'll give you one if you finish that pitbull guide or send me 10,000
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Darn, my master plan foiled again!
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Finish it and I'll ask Aevann to give you a custom one with flavor text. Wow. Completely unique and verified.
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Okay now Iโm starting to feel a mild sense of annoyance Carp
Iโm gonna need you to stop these shenanigans
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Literally one of the questions we ask when deciding new features is โis this annoying enough?โ
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Iโve asked you nicely to stop it. Youโre gonna regret this, carp!!!!!
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You clearly don't get it. You need to lean into it.
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Yet you removed the agendaposter tag from that one PCM user, curious.
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I would currently say that 60% of the time I'm glad I was notified ya took a dump. That's pretty good!
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Prior to this one it was like 49%, fyi
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Awww, not only you got hooked, you even got blueticked!
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This is pretty funny. It's annoying, but funny. I was expecting there to be some kind of screamer. I got got, I admit it.
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Jump scares are gay. Theyโre not funny, theyโre not scary, theyโre a hackโs way of inducing a cheap pseudo-fear or a cheaper laugh. Anyone can startle anyone.
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I refuse to believe any man actually flinches at jump scares.
Children, women, homosexuals, youtubers, sure, but not men.
Anything more than a blink is embarrassing.
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Frick off carp
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I can't believe you r-slurs actualy fell for this shit
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i'll unfollow you for 350 dc.
heck, i'll unfollow you for 1.
what kind of dingus is gonna say no to getting paid to unfollow someone...
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based
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Would it get me in the country club?
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Anybody dumb enough to follow you deserves it tbqhf.
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frick off carp
Snapshots:
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Well played, Carp.
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I never followed you specifically because I was told to several times
#resist
#punkrock
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I donโt follow you.
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link to groomercord?
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https://rdrama.net/groomercord
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aight I clicked but theres no groomercord it re directed me ehre
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I unfollowed through the api
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Wait, dramacord is back?
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