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Bruhfunny_Thrall xhe/xhem :marseybruh:  2yr ago (image post) 214 thread views #16488

WHO WILL WIN: Marsey vs Mach Rider

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Who will win? MARSEY :marseypat: vs MACH RIDER :guitar:

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Marsey

Marsey the cat, AKA the long beloved mascot of the Deuxkin! She has taken many forms, such as soyjack Marsey :marsoyhype: and Familyman Marsey :marseyfamily: . Her most powerful form is unknown.

FEATS

>killed a pibble by running it over

>cute enough to amass a cult following

>is a known weapons specialist :marseykyle: :marseykaiser: :marseyflamethrower: :marseytank:

>served as a TX Bounty Hunter :marseybountyhunter:

ANTI-FEATS

>is often referred to as "he"

>relies heavily on substance abuse :marseycope: :marseydepressed:

>has multiple personality disorder (thinks she is an SRDine) :marseycanned:

Mach Rider

A motorphile from an obscure Mad Max inspired NES game, and Captain Falcon's predecessor. Is most known for his trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

FEATS

>eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

>has guns

>drives really fast

ANTI-FEATS

>has no good games

>everyone thinks he is a girl due to a vague fan theory

>was instantly replaced by captain falcon

RULES

Fight takes place in downtown Portland

Using Composite Marsey

ROUND 1: Mach Rider has 3 days prep time

ROUND 2: Mach Rider teams up with /u/MasterLawlz :marseylawlz: and Platy :platyrich: . Lawlz is y'all-lusted and Platy is moneylusted. They get 5 hours prep time, BUT: Marsey teams up with a Silverback Gorilla and a Hippo.

For reference: https://old.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/pv5vul/a_hippo_vs_an_m1_abrams_tank?sort=controversial Hippos can tank multiple RPG's and tank shells

Silverback Gorillas also have 9 inch skulls. How the HECK can Mach, Lawlz, and Platy defeat them?

ROUND 3: Silverback Gorilla has a mental block, the Hippo is bloodlusted and Marsey has Soul Edge. Carp and Aevann join Mach Rider's team. Now they get 10 hours prep time.

WHO WILL WIN?!?! :badass: :angrywhip: :banghead: :vulgar: :vulgar: :viking: :sparta: :chainsaw: :bong:

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Carp and Aevann join Mach Rider's team.

Lies, they'd never betray Marsey!

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