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Carp bows to Bardfinn.
In contact with Admin
Possess woman-like abilities.
Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.
Own over 60 subreddits globally.
Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).
Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.
Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their birthing person last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.
Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
No doxxing.
Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
If you post screenshots of reddit, twitter, or rdrama content, make sure to also include links (unless the content has been jannied).
Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
Absolutely NO misgendering.
Absolutely NO antisemitism.
Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
You are encouraged to egg people on to transition or otherwise make drastic life changes.
This site is a janny playground, participation implies enthusiastic consent to being janny abused by unstable alcoholic bullies who have nothing better to do than banning you for any reason or no reason whatsoever (MODS = GODS)
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I don't speak feline, but I'm pretty sure they're all saying "put down the fricking camera and bring out food."
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The one cow cat knows where the food is
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My Balkan grandma had a lot of cats in her yard and it was always a pleasure to stay there.
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Carp bows to Bardfinn.
In contact with Admin
Possess woman-like abilities.
Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.
Own over 60 subreddits globally.
Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).
Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.
Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their birthing person last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.
Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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BARD BOT ALERT! Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 15 hours 09 minutes and 21 seconds
Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was beamrifle which was 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 208 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 194.444 Β΅Bardyhertz with 3702 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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