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Local Prolapse Lost her Fistginity 👊 🤛. Now, gaydead boyfriend is jealous because there’s nothing left to stretch.

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Boyfriend is struggling with my sexual history

So at dinner the other night with my boyfriend (37M), his friend (37F), and me (26M) the topic of fisting came up. I mentioned how I’ve done it to guys a couple of times and we all joked about it. After dinner though, my boyfriend told me he was really upset to hear that. He’s never really “gotten wild” and just came out of the closet when he was 30. He said it feels like I’ve done everything and there’s no sexual thing that we can do together that I’ve never done with someone and now he feels like he can’t have a special moment with me in that way. I told him every time we have s*x it’s special to me. I’ve never been attracted to anyone the way I am to him. And honestly, I don’t even like fisting people it’s just something I experimented with in college. He’s been down and I was just wondering if y’all have any advice.

(Btw he completely acknowledges that this is unfair to me because he’s getting upset about something in the past not something I’ve done during our time together and obviously we both have pasts)

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I cannot decide which is more surreal: the notion that stretching another dude’s feces-lined shitpipe is “special” or the idea that stuffing your entire fist into that shitpipe is desirable.

>it was so sweet when you punched the remains of that beautiful dinner we had last night

>the 30 minutes of prep time and 30 minutes of disinfecting after really makes me feel special

>let’s hope nothing tore so I don’t die of a blood infection from your entire hand forcing its way into THE ORGAN I POOP OUT OF 😍

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I cannot decide which is more surreal: the notion that stretching another dude’s feces-lined shitpipe is “special” or the idea that stuffing your entire fist into that shitpipe is desirable.

>it was so sweet when you punched the remains of that beautiful dinner we had last night

:#soyjakyell:

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Yeah carp is one of those terminally online Catholic converts, hate those types

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Yeah, they're the worst. Carp claims the reason he hasn't had a GF in years is because of his conversion but the reality is that there are plenty of Catholic girls out there, most more devoted than him, but they'll all bolt as soon as he starts trying to "geek out" (a phrase he constantly uses) about national socialist black metal or some shit like that. That or they catch a glimpse of either his bald spot or comically recessed chin.

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>bald spot

how tf u got a mohawk n a bald spot tho

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:marseyxd: don't dox the florist like this bb

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That screenie is from a documentary about a guy who killed his own mother so the personality matches too

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☹️ oh

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that is one of the reasons he does this sorta simping, we've all noticed it carp, chill out

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There you go using the word again in an image, all to avoid detection.

Every time.

Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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:soyjaktalking#:

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Carp is like a soyjak come to life. He's constantly saying things like "Errrm, I literally cannot understand why you would want to put your penor in a man's hecking shitpipe". Gay s*x is hot, GET OVER IT.

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>Carp is like a soyjak come to a life. He's constantly saying things like "Errrm, I literally cannot understand why you would want to put your penor in a man's hecking shitpipe". Gay s*x is hot, GET OVER IT.

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No amount of soyjak psoting will make up for the fact that you're hoplessly addicted to BBC porn, meanwhile a neighbor like me has two scoops of chocolate ice cream bouncing on his peepee every night

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>No amount of soyjak psoting will make up for the fact that you're hoplessly addicted to BBC porn, meanwhile a neighbor like me has two scoops of chocolate ice cream bouncing on his peepee every night

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>BBC porn

Yes, i am a proud owner of a BBC (BIG BRAZILIAN PEEPEE), how did you know?

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I'm assuming this is just an expression cause I'm trying to imagine how having big chunks of ice cream on your peepee just melting there would actually feel and it seems kinda unpleasant :marseyautism:

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get his butt!

:#tayclap:

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!lgbt !downvoters kkkarp is being hwomwophwobic again

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>describing a loving gay s*x act is homophobic

!nonchuds get him

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My fewwow !nonchuds wiww nyewer listen two ywour cis stwaight white male nywonsense

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!nonchuds comrades! Note how he led this call to arms with an Americanistic trope.

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!nonchuds

I have nothing to add I just want DC to gamble with. ALSO FRICK CARP.

:#marseycarpbackstab:

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!downvoters downvote this entire thread of nonsense I don't care about

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How do you lose sm

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I take this meme to heart.

Someday I'll win big and have enough to make an outdoor hole so I can post my fishing pics in.

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>fishin pics

:marseybegging: yes pls im v poor rn but i'll donate a bit

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!slots4200

LFGoooooo

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thanks for aggroing the badluck nerd

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We can't all rig the 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 casino :#marseyrage:

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test

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:#marseycrap:

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You can bypass the owo award the same way you can the chud award caps you know.

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Byut wwhy wwouwd youw wyant two

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:marseyindigna#nt: no

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:marseys#ad:

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>it was so sweet your dirty appendage penetrated my bacteria filled damp cavern located directly next to the piss hole

>the 2 weeks of BV meds after really make me feel special

Do strags really?

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It's a long process to get your whole arm up there. But its an intense feeling for the other person, I think for myself too. You go to places that even though it's physical with your hand, for some reason it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too. We both reach the same place, it's really strange at the same time.

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Hmm :#marseythonk: Well, we’ve had multiple threads making fun of scat addicts (thank you for this :#marseyeyemixer2:) so let’s see what their take on it -

oh dear god.

:#marseyyikes:

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Dude this isnt chudrama smh

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It's really fun getting bulged.

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And don't forget to not eat any carbs 24 hours in advance so you don't end up spraying your partner with liquid diarrhea.

Unless they're into that :marseywholesome:

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the 30 minutes of prep time and 30 minutes of disinfecting after really makes me feel special

Are you gay or something? Just lick the doodoo off, it's the best part :marseylickinglips:

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