I stepped out for a minute to have a smoke and I came back to this little lush.
How do I put a rat into rehab?
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My rat is an alcoholic
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It's too late for rehab. You only have one option left.
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Rats and dogs do love booze. Wish my Marsey could drink w/me
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She will if you get her hooked
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He's been living with a boozehound for years, if he doesn't drink yet he never will
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My buddy used to have dog that would beg me for a drink when I was over and I would pour him a few caps of malt liquor. I even seen him lick up rum off of a carport.
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Wow hes just like me!
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My friend's cat (orange and white like marsey) will drink my beer and hard seltzers if I don't actively prevent him from doing so lol
Which is apparently pretty dangerous for them
Current hyperfixation:
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Our dog couldnt stand booze lol. About the only thing she wouldnt eat.
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just leave shit beers around instead of white claws
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Aw stop harshing his buzz. I once caught a drunk mouse under similar conditions and it was hilarious
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Lmao he's so cute when he drunkenly runs into walls. I do let my rats drink
a little 
bit. I did a bunch of research to make sure it wasn't going 
to be toxic or anything 
and it's okay for them to have a nip or two. Also it's incredibly funny 
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Yeah they get really clumsy and funny. One of mine was a true
rat and loved a sip of vodka 
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When you knock out mice with isoflurane (for injections) that's how they stumble around for a while before passing out.
The way he immediately checks all four corners of the box after you set him down is one of the ways you can tell he's healthy though. Mice will immediately check out all the walls and corners of an area you put them into unless they're sick or injured.
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I think
that's what my vet uses to start euthanasia.
Btw her pronouns are she/her. For example:
Please respect
her pronouns
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Too late
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It's Over
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just pick him up and put him in a cardboard box marked 'rehab'
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I can't leave whisky on my coffee table if I'm taking a piss as my dog will lap it up. Ignores beers and other spirits.
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I heard you can ween an animal off alcohol by giving it heroin.
Hope that helps.
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So I should buy heroin?
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Yes, but for God's sake remember to reduce the dose by 50% to account for the different body size.
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Name the game drama. Best game with a rat friend imo.
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Ninja turtles
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No one's going to get it
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we all have our vices
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Tell it to get better taste
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Get a rat trap. Or maybe a marsey
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Grek appreciated jenkem.
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Bro smoking cigs and sharing his white claw with actual vermin
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I don't smoke
cigs
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You smoke cigs??!? or u mean u went to smoke some ganj
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I don't smoke
cigs
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Aww looks like my old rat squiizz
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Like in fantastic mister fox
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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