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I thought this was a bait post where someone would then flip genders and say β€œlook double standards”, but OPs post history is kinda sad. Seems like he was pretty upset that his ex broke up with him, then jumped into a relationship with a girl off a dating app, then got bullied by her to let her move in, and now he’s getting ragged on by his girl every day, based on the fact that the girl dumped all the reasons why she resents him before Valentine’s Day. His fault for being a fat butt for sure, but nobody should be in a relationship with someone that openly hates them.

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That’s dating over 30, every foid hates the guy she dates because he wasn’t her first choice

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:thistbh:

Listening to single foids in their :marseyeggless: ⏳ years is the single most depressing and infuriating way to spend an afternoon I can think of. Once you're 29 and still single, just take up the incel mantle and accept you will be having r-slurred kids or abortions with someone who resents you for not being a New York billionaire.

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So is everyone here 15 years old or

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Come on, you can do better than that! :marseyrandom:!slots100

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9000 hours in GIMP

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Mel Brooks is pure fricking KINO

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I'm an old-cel, but I got married before turning thirty so I'm not a pathetic-cel.

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I mean frick I'm married too but this idea that life ends when you're 30 is just clinical depression.

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It's not that it ends when you're thirty but if you're still single and not even in a relationship at thirty there's something legitimately wrong with you.

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Not for us bussy bachelor hunters. The metaphorical fountain of youth. Cruising like Icarus into a sea of blistering hot aids lesions. Cruising 4 lyfe

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The gays are truly the blessed people

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We're two married post-thirty r-slurs posting on rdrama so I don't know if it's wise for us to be casting stones.

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Frick the kids.

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I want to say it's an early 20's (possibly teen-aged) mindset because I was like that at 21+, but who knows nowadays.

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Seethe

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I am atm fishing those 30 year old kwins and darn. Profile of 23 year old kwin her eyes on the fire she is king of the world then profile of 33 year old her eyes says kill me

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At that point they've made up a perfect man in their imagination that encompasses every other man they've ever dated while removing the bad parts. There's no way to keep them happy. They should really probably just go gay.

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Guys only get better as they age (to an extent) embrace gay dating! Nobody know a guy better than another guy!

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I read some of his post history, and it looks like OP has a pattern of getting in shape, attracting a girl, then gaining 40 and 50 pounds and she dumps him. He uses the breakup as inspo to lose weight, finds a relationship, and then gains weight again and the cycle repeats.

I feel bad for him, but this dumb shit is what's causing him to have problems. You're not supposed to lose weight just to attract somebody and then let yourself turn into a fat schlub once you've "locked them down". If I gained so much weight that my significant other was no longer attracted to me, I would feel terrible and would do whatever I could to lose weight. But this lazy frick's attitude seems to be that if his girlfriend really loved him, she should frick his obese lardass regardless of how she feels about it.

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Well it happened. I (34M) and (30F) Gf told me she will be withholding s*x until I lose weight.

What was he trying to achieve with this title? I and Gf told me?

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Redditoids are completely r-slurred when it comes to this shit. Occassionally drives me up the wall when they have to throw in their (age/gender) shit at the most brainless spots.

In this example, the correct format would be "GF (30F) told me (34M) she will be witholding s*x".

See how much better that reads? How much better that looks? But nobody fricking does it this way. It's always a fricking "I" somewhere it doesn't belong or, often worse, slapping it behind a "my".

:#marseyraging:

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He was trying to get his age into the title but was too stupid to say "my (34m) gf (30f)"

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Your thread will often be auto-pruned in relationship subs if you don't input age and gender in the specified manner.

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:parrot:[[[ MANLET ALERT ]]] :parrot:

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240 pounds at 5'8" is ridiculous

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Even if he gets down to 200lbs he's still obese :marseyxd:

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pretty fit

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Wow dude is obese class III

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should be around 200 lbs

no one is healthy at 200 unless you’re a pro athlete

*just calculated and he’d BARELY be in the normal BMI range if he was 6’4 and 200. i doubt he is 6’4

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Me 210lbs and skinny :gigachad4:

Reddit homo is probably 5’10 or shorter and thinks being 200lb is norm at his height

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He's 5'8 apparently :marseymanlet:

He should be glad he even had s*x

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>I’m rockin’ that :marseyairquotes:dad bod!:marseyairquotes:

>is actually morbidly obese

every redditor every time

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Saying you're more attractive than you are will never really come with downsides, even if its not true saying you're attractive will make people think you're more attractive because at least you come off as confident (an attractive quality for men and womenl) and humans are rslurred monkeys

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Δ°'m 187 cm and around 89 kg (190 lbs i think?) and still feel kinda fat tbh

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You mayo ?

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Ofcourse not

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It just really rubbed me the wrong way. Makes me feel like our relationship is conditional. After that statement I don’t want to touch her outside giving her a hung or kiss when she asks for it. I don’t want to look or think of her in a sexual way. I feel like she robbed our relationship of a simple yet fundamental un spoken rule of innocent intimacy.

You can't fire me cause I quit.


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"Innocent intimacy" sounds like the name of a Tumblr page that would get you put on a list.

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Still a fakecel in my books

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At 30 any man can get laid even this soy https://imgur.io/a/FzjloGo

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my golden rule: be kind but don't be walked on

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looking for my Player 2

Cue Sam Hyde "you're not looking for a girlfriend, you're looking for an neurodivergent man"

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16838386718029938.webp fond a gf for him

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40 pounds over weight is obese

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If someone has to tell you need to lose weight instead of noticing yourself, it's already over.

If your response is "well, it finally happened," there is no salvation possible.

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