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Today, former US Secretary of State turns 100.
why won't you DIE?! adrenoedchildren, son.
Redditors seem happy
I jumped up in joy, reread the caption, and immediately fell back down lmao frick😭
So much antisemitism
The party when he finally fricking eats it. I don’t care if my family doesn’t know why I’m celebrating. I’ll just pour a few shots, down them and be like oh? Kissinger finally croaked and then pour some for anyone else.
Here’s LSC having a good one
It's like you never even saw a star wars movie. Everyone between 70ish and 800ish is evil. There's one little barely achievable path to victory for decent folks, but we're plucky.
Just like heckin Star Wars 
I don't see his continued existence as an injustice, but rather, an opportunity, after all, death is a mercy he does not deserve, personally I think we should preserve his brain in a state of eternal, perpetual consciousness, stripped of his senses and any way to interact with the world outside his own mind
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Redditors existence is less valuable than his combined.
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It’s so funny
how they talk about how much they will celebrate 
his death. Like, what’s even the point? The guy lived for a century, and is part of history, he will always be known as one of the most powerful and influential figures of the second 
half of the 20th century, even if you consider 
him as as “le evil war criminal” he already got away, death 
is just something natural that will come to all of us, and I doubt 
most redditors 
will live past their 70s.
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The celebration
is that he’s no longer in the present, I reckon.
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Wrong. Epstein was a redditor.
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