Happy 100 birthday :hbd::marseyballoon3::marseyparty: to Henry Kissinger!

Today, former US Secretary of State turns 100.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDeprogram/comments/13sz1tn/henry_kissinger_was_found_in_his_home_today_at/?sort=controversial

why won't you DIE?! adrenoedchildren, son.

Redditors seem happy

I jumped up in joy, reread the caption, and immediately fell back down lmao frick😭

So much antisemitism

The party when he finally fricking eats it. I don’t care if my family doesn’t know why I’m celebrating. I’ll just pour a few shots, down them and be like oh? Kissinger finally croaked and then pour some for anyone else.

https://old.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/13sxm5w/just_cant_catch_a_break_can_we/?sort=controversial

Here’s LSC having a good one

It's like you never even saw a star wars movie. Everyone between 70ish and 800ish is evil. There's one little barely achievable path to victory for decent folks, but we're plucky.

Just like heckin Star Wars :marseydisney:

I don't see his continued existence as an injustice, but rather, an opportunity, after all, death is a mercy he does not deserve, personally I think we should preserve his brain in a state of eternal, perpetual consciousness, stripped of his senses and any way to interact with the world outside his own mind

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Presidents/comments/13sxf54/henry_kissinger_turns_100_years_old_today/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/100yearsago/comments/13sxegi/may_27_1923_us_secretary_of_state_henry_kissinger/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/13svyh1/henry_kissinger_turns_100_a_longrunning_meme/?sort=controversial

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kissinger did nothing wrong.

Sick of these kitty politicians. Back in real America days the shitheads of the world wouldn't even think of jumping because we'd have a carrier strike group off their coast within a day.

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I love how libs say you can't have any admiration or hope for China :marseyspy: because of all the killing :marseymegalodon: and then turn around and say "you know what we're missing :marseymissing2: today :marseyclueless: are leaders willing :marseywould: to order indiscriminate killing."

You know who really did nothing :marseynothingburger: wrong? The guy he's talking to.

!commies

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Tbh everyone thinks this way.

The only thing that makes murder :marseybabykiller: and oppression wrong :marseyakshually: is who’s doing the killing.

Source: literally :marseyme: every time.

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Exactly.

"Noooooo you can't be a commie :marseyrussiaglow: they killed :marseyconfuseddead: a hundred gazillion people."

Every ideology that has ever taken power :marseychaosemerald: has needed mass violence. Every state :marseycoonass: that has become prosperous and powerful has used mass violence.

You wanna be pure and peaceful? Be an anarchist :marseylibleft: or libertarian :marseyahs: so that your ideas will always just be words :marseypop2: on a page.

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I think it's more that many modern commies present themselves as the most compassionate group in politics but people know how it would go and how it has gone. I respect the old school ones who are honest about it more.

But not the eat the rich ones. They're still deluded thinking only the rich would get the guillotine.

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Totally dude

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They're still deluded thinking :marseyhmm: only the rich would :marseywould: get the guillotine.

I fricking :marseytom: hate all of the “le guillotines and pitchforks” nonsense posts on reddit. The people who say that know shit about the French :marseynapoleon2: Revolution, how it started and how it ended. Literal power :marseyzeldaganon: fetish :marseyforevertiedup: and copium :marseyhelium: to make them feel better :marseysaulgoodman: about themselves. Redditoids fantasizing about some violent :marseyclawjanny: revolution :marseyredcoat: in the US coming any day now are just like evangelical :marseyluthersoy: nuts waiting :marseysad: for the final :marseytonberry: judgment.

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Robespierre was based, sorry about it

https://media.giphy.com/media/WKuM740nMxuH6/giphy.webp

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How so? Robespierre :marseyguillotine: was France :marseyfrenchitsover2: GigaJannie for less than a year, his loony :marseycommitted: legacy was undone immediately and he died like a b-word :marseyarthoe2: with his jaw broken :marseybrick: after trying to report :marseyreport: on his colleagues.

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!friendsofpizzashill

The reds are at it again

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Kissinger :marseykissinger: prolonged the Vietnam war by like 4 years because he was mad he wasn't part of the peace :marseymuslimwereback: talks.

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BASED, KEYED, STREETS AHEAD

ong frfr tho I would’ve done the same thing, frick the Vietnamese (this is to be read in a Uber specific racist accent to say “nyet’namese”)

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Just imagine how many cool movies we would :marseywould: have been deprived of had it not been for the Vietnamese :marseychingchong: war :marseyprojection:

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Well, more dead american soldiers IS always very wholesome :marseywholesome:

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