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Today, former US Secretary of State turns 100.
why won't you DIE?! adrenoedchildren, son.
Redditors seem happy
I jumped up in joy, reread the caption, and immediately fell back down lmao frickπ
So much antisemitism
The party when he finally fricking eats it. I donβt care if my family doesnβt know why Iβm celebrating. Iβll just pour a few shots, down them and be like oh? Kissinger finally croaked and then pour some for anyone else.
Hereβs LSC having a good one
It's like you never even saw a star wars movie. Everyone between 70ish and 800ish is evil. There's one little barely achievable path to victory for decent folks, but we're plucky.
Just like heckin Star Wars 
I don't see his continued existence as an injustice, but rather, an opportunity, after all, death is a mercy he does not deserve, personally I think we should preserve his brain in a state of eternal, perpetual consciousness, stripped of his senses and any way to interact with the world outside his own mind
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A century of plotting evil deeds. Truly a great life.
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