If you think about it, diapers are the most practical and functional type of underwear because you can pee yourself and nobody will know. When you pee yourself while wearing regular underwear or no underwear then you make a wet spot and a puddle on the floor.
My question is, as they are by far the most practical and functional type of underwear, then why don't more people wear diapers?
I think diapers are badass and old people wear diapers because diapers are a sign of rebellion and a sign that you just don't give a shit about going to the bathroom and they have just stopped giving a shit because they have better things to do and there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not caring.
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Same reason I don't pee in the shower, or when I'm swimming - because I'm not a disgusting fricking animal.
I don't even like peeing in my wetsuit when I'm surfing in the winter, although there are few other options when it's -10 degrees.
I am however a big fan of peeing in a sink. /r/sinkpissers is one of the few worthwhile subreddits that still exist.
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Pee kills fungal infections, you should pee on your feet as a preventative measure
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