If you think about it, diapers are the most practical and functional type of underwear because you can pee yourself and nobody will know. When you pee yourself while wearing regular underwear or no underwear then you make a wet spot and a puddle on the floor.
My question is, as they are by far the most practical and functional type of underwear, then why don't more people wear diapers?
I think diapers are badass and old people wear diapers because diapers are a sign of rebellion and a sign that you just don't give a shit about going to the bathroom and they have just stopped giving a shit because they have better things to do and there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not caring.
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Someone has never visited their grandparents in the old folks' home.
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I think if you just piss yourself occasionally then it would be fine :)
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is this an elaborate way to brag about your diaper fetish
also they don't just magically whisk it away, you're still sitting in pee
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If you really think about it, there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not giving a shit.
Like and is anything I said wrong?
All I am saying is that diapers are a practical type of underwear.
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seek help
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I mean, I never said I wore diapers.
Just that they were functional and practical.
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even with this r-slurred logic no. you still have to dispose of them which is both more environmentally harmful and more effort than just using a potty in the first place. and then there's still the sitting in your own piss/shit aspect which is disgusting and can be unhealthy
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All I am saying is that pottys are a social construct and peeing yourself is a sign of rebellion against the rules and systems in place to keep us mentally enslaved.
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If you let it stick around, then you have a wet crotch and it turns into a rash. So you piss yourself, then run off to a bathroom to remove the diaper, clean the piss off yourself and put on a new one. Very functional & practical.
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Do you know that from experience?
Very cool.
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This is why when a baby pisses its diaper you have to change it immediately. Then you put baby powder all over them. Lots of fun, and def something I'd want to do to myself all the time.
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This is literal parenting 101 shit but you definitely have no clue about this.
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Using a diaper is a desperate attempt to stay within the rules and systems while showing you're too weak to commit to your pathetic rebellion. It's as much of a rebellion as putting BLM in your twitter bio.
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just piss in your yard if you want to be rebellious
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That is illegal though and can get you placed on the s*x offender registry.
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not on your own private property as long as no one can see you
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Next time you're in public you should find the most expensive car you can and take a shit on its hood.
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Rude
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It's OK, they deserve it for being able to afford nicer things than me
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I appreciate what you're saying but I just can't imagine diapers are absorbent (or scent-masking) enough to let me really not give a shit. We need better tech. Something air-tight but nearly weightless, without the misery of a urinary catheter. I'm thinking like a balloon or condom that covers your urethra without penetrating it. I don't know how to build it though I'm just an ideas guy.
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this is what u looking for neighbor
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Personally I think it's more badass to just drop your pants and go where ever. Like an unhoused chad. Wearing a diaper is a cucked attempt at conforming to the rules.
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You've never taken care of an infant and it shows. Keep your fetish in your home please
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I don't know why but I will give you a serious answer. Prolonged skin exposure to urine and feces is not healthy. When my dog was very old I had to deal with some urine scalding even though I was frequently replacing the towels he slept on. If someone is wearing diapers for convenience, rather than incontinence, then good health would dictate swapping out the diaper as soon as it is soiled and washing up. Why go through all that time and effort while still risking a rash when you can just use a potty?
They are wearing diapers because of incontinence. Muscle control weakens as you get older.
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Also because they get too old to give a shit about social norms.
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If you're not disabled, r-slurred, or elderly, you should be able to hold your bladder for 24 hours.
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Based individuals and I wish I knew them.
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A real rebel would just piss and shit anywhere he pleases,
style
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Have you tried not peeing your pants?
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No. Why would I do that?
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I have an alt.
And a backup alt.
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Go piss your diaper
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Somebody is a grumpy wumpy.
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Someone I know IRL made more or less this exact argument to me unironically and I just flamed them for the next 10 minutes about how they need to get their life together.
They also, on a previous occasion, indicated that they wanted to buy a camelbak to wear around their house, and I just flamed them for the next 10 minutes about how they need to get their life together.
Just think about the company you're in when you say this shit. 80 year olds with rotted out insides that are no longer functioning and just cope by saying it's "rebellion" or whatever. Literal babies that are unable to crawl to a potty. Toddlers that lack the 30 seconds of foresight to make their way to the bathroom before they wet themselves, but will happily pee-pee dance for a full hour while saying "I don't need to potty" if asked. G*mers that keep piss-bottles in their rooms so they don't have to take a break while mid-raid. Pregnant and post-partum women. You're also in the company of my friend who is literally too lazy to walk 10 feet, turn on the tap, and fill their cup up again, and instead wanted to get a device that is meant for 10 hour hikes in order to endure the hellish desert of their own home.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys π·π·π·
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Im gonna keep my dumps in my diapers, thank you very much!
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imagine if g*mers discover camelbaks. They'll start strapping them to the backs of g*merchairs and filling them with redbull and mountain dew.
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A chick I dated a while back was into diapers. Sheβd pee and shit in them and play with the shit by bouncing on a chair and smooshing the diaper. Diaperstrags are disgusting!
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Poop is gross.
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Invite her
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wow, this lawlzpost sucks!
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Wrong. The most badass underwear is stripper underwear that you can just rip off. You never know when youβre not going to be wanting underwear anymore but by god will you want to take it off fast.
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Diapers are underwear that you can rip off.
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Yeah but then the shit flings put, possibly into someoneβs face. Iβd rather make fewer enemies if possible.
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This makes it useful as an improvised bioweapon
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shut the frick up you r-slur
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It's a legitimate question.
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Underwear is impractical, and unnecessary weight. I need to piss extremely fast. I do not have time to fuss about with underwear.
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The world is my urinal
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Gimme all your dramacoin and I'll pin your thread
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I accidentally bought an unpin award and I've been waiting to use it.
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I think it'll end up being used on a pizzashill thread.
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i'll bite the bullet
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Two reasons
You need to change yourself pretty much immediately after you go in the diaper so why not save money and time and just go to the bathroom normally
Makes you way more prone to infection
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Rly makes u think π€
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Excellent question
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Please share this info with all your new inmate patients
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How's that diaper punishment forum coming along carp?
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Same reason I don't pee in the shower, or when I'm swimming - because I'm not a disgusting fricking animal.
I don't even like peeing in my wetsuit when I'm surfing in the winter, although there are few other options when it's -10 degrees.
I am however a big fan of peeing in a sink. /r/sinkpissers is one of the few worthwhile subreddits that still exist.
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Pee kills fungal infections, you should pee on your feet as a preventative measure
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The reason most people don't wear diapers is r-slurred, they do it for social signaling. I have also thought deeply about this issue and concluded that at home I can just piss into bottles and outside it's just a matter of unzipping my trousers and letting lose. I shit at the same time every day so I don't need added flexibility here, besides it probably being uncomfortable and dangerous if you have open wounds from excessive gooning
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As someone with two babies, we know. We know from your waddle, we know from how low the diaper will sag.
What kind of idiot wants to sit and walk around with a sack of cold pee against their crotch? Disgusting.
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Gross
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If this were the case, then they wouldn't need the fricking diapers now, would they?
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Expansive
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But then what's even the point of peeing yourself?
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