If you think about it, diapers are the most practical and functional type of underwear because you can pee yourself and nobody will know. When you pee yourself while wearing regular underwear or no underwear then you make a wet spot and a puddle on the floor.
My question is, as they are by far the most practical and functional type of underwear, then why don't more people wear diapers?
I think diapers are badass and old people wear diapers because diapers are a sign of rebellion and a sign that you just don't give a shit about going to the bathroom and they have just stopped giving a shit because they have better things to do and there is nothing more badass than peeing yourself and not caring.
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Someone I know IRL made more or less this exact argument to me unironically and I just flamed them for the next 10 minutes about how they need to get their life together.
They also, on a previous occasion, indicated that they wanted to buy a camelbak to wear around their house, and I just flamed them for the next 10 minutes about how they need to get their life together.
Just think about the company you're in when you say this shit. 80 year olds with rotted out insides that are no longer functioning and just cope by saying it's "rebellion" or whatever. Literal babies that are unable to crawl to a potty. Toddlers that lack the 30 seconds of foresight to make their way to the bathroom before they wet themselves, but will happily pee-pee dance for a full hour while saying "I don't need to potty" if asked. G*mers that keep piss-bottles in their rooms so they don't have to take a break while mid-raid. Pregnant and post-partum women. You're also in the company of my friend who is literally too lazy to walk 10 feet, turn on the tap, and fill their cup up again, and instead wanted to get a device that is meant for 10 hour hikes in order to endure the hellish desert of their own home.
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imagine if g*mers discover camelbaks. They'll start strapping them to the backs of g*merchairs and filling them with redbull and mountain dew.
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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys π·π·π·
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Im gonna keep my dumps in my diapers, thank you very much!
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